Chapter 72: Promise You Don't Regret It! 【3rd Update】
Hehe! Elementary school students' essays, what's so difficult about this?
When Wen Copying Gong started, he also thought so.
But......
The moment he put pen to paper, his mind went blank.
Primary school student?
What kind of essay will you write?
Kindness!
Let me ponder......
One sunny afternoon, I was walking down the road and saw a dollar coin on the ground, I picked it up and gave it to my uncle the policeman...... Three hundred words are omitted below......
The copyist quickly completed the first primary school student's essay, clicked to submit the paper, and let the system review it.
[Congratulations to the host for successfully completing an essay for elementary school students.] 】
"How easy it is! Continue to write ......"
For several days in a row, the copyist was immersed in the great cause of writing essays for elementary school students.
But......
The first article is easy!
The second article is easy!
The third part is not much of a problem......
The fourth article is a bit difficult to deliver......
What is the best article to write in the fifth article?
How about writing a little yellow essay in the sixth article? Peeking at the next-door neighbor's aunt taking a shower?
it! It was rejected by the system? Say...... Is this elementary school essay out of the syllabus?
Hey, hey, hey! Where's the overstep! Wouldn't elementary school students peek at their neighbor's aunt taking a bath? At least...... I did it when I was a kid.
Chapter 7: Racking your brains!
The eighth article secretly searched the Internet, and then wrote one accordingly.
Damn it! The system actually judged that it was plagiarism, and did not count it......
……
Do you think a hundred essays for elementary school students are so easy to write?
Writing about gold is not ambiguous, you can only write it once!
Writing to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds can only be written once!
Write that my mother is sick and insists on being tired at work, and she can only get sick once.
But you can write once when your grandmother dies, you can write once when your grandfather dies, then your grandfather dies, then your grandmother dies, and then you can write about your aunts, uncles, uncles, mothers, fathers, brothers and sisters......
Wen Copyist was pleasantly surprised to find that when different relatives died, the essays of primary school students written on this theme could be repeated and accumulated.
This thing even wrote about the death of a special neighbor, and the neighbor's puppy was hit by a car and died, which is also a piece.
If it weren't for the fact that the article that wrote about his death was rejected by the system, the copyist could have made up fifty death essays.
……
On the other side, in the Lin family's manor, Lin Ye stared at the pages of "Breaking the Sky" every day, and found that Wen Jiaogong really didn't move.
For a few days, not a single chapter was updated.
Including the book review area or something, I can't see his figure anymore.
"It seems that this product is trying to complete the novice task! I don't know when he will be able to get out of the novice period again...... According to the rules, this time to send him back to the novice stage, the hunter's consciousness detected a general direction, and after beating him back a few more times, he will be able to completely lock his position......"
After thinking about it for the past few days, Lin Ye found the safest way to lock his precise location by knocking Wen Copyist down from the novice stage many times, causing system fluctuations.
And at this moment, Uncle Wang, who Lin Ye sent to Tianfu Province to find the "Heavenly Silkworm Potato", finally returned.
"How? Uncle Wang! The person I asked you to find...... Did you find it? ”
Lin Ye sat on a chair in the living room, and Uncle Wang replied with his back hunched below.
"Ye Shao, after I arrived in Tianfu Province, I will look for it according to the addresses and conditions you gave, and I will ...... this month I've visited a lot of homes, but I haven't been able to find the person you said, or anyone like that......"
Uncle Wang shook his head and said apologetically, "But I left two people over there, and as soon as there is news of that person, they will report it to me immediately." ”
"It's okay, Uncle Wang! If you can't find it, forget it......"
Lin Ye seemed to have expected it, waved his hand, and let Uncle Wang go down.
Actually, Lin Ye himself also knew that since Wen Copyist used the [Overhead Card] and directly set up the potatoes and his works, then ...... In this world, there should be no such person.
Even if Lin Ye searched for the specific address and personal information of the potato according to what he had learned before, he would definitely "find no such person".
Unless......
After killing this copyist, the influence of the system is gone, and after everything is restored, maybe...... Potatoes can come back.
……
And at this time, Lin Ye received a call from Jiang Xiongtian again.
"! Brother Ye, "Breaking the Sky" has been broken, do you know? ”
Jiang Xiongtian hurriedly called over and said complainingly, "I haven't updated it for several days!" ”
"Yes!"
Lin Ye is happy, it seems that Jiang Xiongtian is also watching "Breaking the Sky" every day.
"I know you're still happy! Did you know that all this ...... It's all because of you! It was the data you asked me to brush up, and now it's hurting other authors......"
Jiang Xiongtian said a little sullenly, "I don't have any books to read now." ”
"Jiang Dashao, do you think such an author deserves your sympathy?" Lin Ye asked again.
"Uh...... All right! I read his comments, and they are indeed unqualified. I don't know how a person of such quality can write such a beautiful novel? I can't figure it out......"
This time, Jiang Xiongtian figured it out, "It turns out that Brother Ye, you asked me to brush the data for him, just to take revenge on this author!" ”
"Since you can't find anyone who can't find him, let's take a small revenge, not too much!"
Lin Ye smiled and said very easily.
"That's not too much! Don't you look at this author, you're scolding your mother...... The map cannon swept away, and all the authors and all readers, even the official with the starting point, were scolded! Gee...... It was also his own death, but the starting point did not completely seal his book, which is good. ”
With a slurp, Jiang Xiongtian said again, "Forget it! Don't talk about that. Brother Ye, you are bored at home anyway, do you want to come to Jinling for a few days? ”
"Don't go! You're going to work all day long, and there's nothing fun for me there. ”
Lin Ye shook his head, although Jinling is an ancient historical capital, Lin Ye doesn't know how many times he has been there since he was a child, he is so tired of panicking, it is better to stay at home as a salted fish!
"Don't! You're coming...... I'll take you somewhere and promise you that you won't want to leave again. Jiang Xiongtian said with a wicked laugh.
"Poof! I said Jiang Dashao, when did you become so vulgar. That kind of place, you go too? Aren't you afraid that I'll tell you about the president of Zhang Zhangyu? Lin Ye said with a smile.
"Go, go, go! Where do you want to go...... I'm going to take you to a shop for egg fried rice! It was just opened recently, in a very remote small alley, and most people don't know about it at all.
A few days ago, I was dragged over by a guy and tasted a bowl of egg fried rice, and I was immediately shocked. Now it's uncomfortable not to eat every day......"
Jiang Xiongtian said very proudly, "Come on! Brother Ye, I promise you won't regret it. If this egg fried rice is not tasty, I will screw my head off and use it as a stool for you to sit on. ”
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[Third Update, Ten Ten Ten ...... There is a fourth watch after 12 o'clock! Call...... My system was holding me back, and I almost didn't say it......]