Chapter 319: A Difficult Greeting
Although a lot of red tape has been omitted from Zhong Hao's family affairs, although Zhong Hao has friends to help handle most of the things here, this "personal welcome" cannot be omitted anyway, and it can't be done by others anyway. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
So, as soon as the auspicious time arrived, with the firecrackers at the gate of the courtyard, Zhong Hao set off with the team to welcome relatives.
Zhong Hao is dressed in a auspicious suit today, riding a high-headed horse, but he looks very windy~ suave, a talent. Next to him are Yang Huaiyu and Xu Feng, the ministers he greeted today, and these two are also dressed up gracefully today. Behind them, there were twenty soldiers of the Pingxi Army carrying various colored salutes, blowing and beating all the way to Yongfengfang.
These two concubines, that is, the best men, are the two major protectors of civil and military affairs invited by Zhong Hao today, and they are here to protect him to break through the civil and military customs of his father-in-law's house, so that he can welcome the bride.
The Great Song Dynasty has the custom of "son-in-law" for sons-in-law to come to greet their relatives.
In fact, the so-called "son-in-law" is that after the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, Chinese weddings were influenced by Hu Feng and developed the custom of making things difficult for the groom. In the Tang Dynasty, it was the most popular. Many customs of the Great Song Dynasty are inherited from the Tang Dynasty, and the custom of this "son-in-law" has naturally been handed down.
When the man greets him, the woman's "son-in-law" is both vulgar and elegant.
The groom recited the "Song to the Gate", "Song to the Middle Gate", "Song of the Lock", "Song to the Pile", "Song to the Hall", "Song of the Laying Goose", plus the most important "Song of the Makeup", the bride began to get up in the sedan chair.
The vulgar one is relatively simple, most of the fat women arrange some relatives of the women, to welcome the team, the woman's seven aunts and eight aunts hold sticks together, and the groom and others are beaten with a head and face, which is a vulgar "son-in-law". This is also a disappointment to the groom's official, but in fact, it is also a disguised reminder to the groom's official not to bully the bride! The purpose of this stick is to tell the groom that there are many brides, and if the bride is bullied, the bride's family will not give up!
Zhong Hao didn't know whether the "son-in-law" of his father-in-law's family was elegant or vulgar, or whether he was elegant and vulgar.
Originally, Di Yong wanted to be the protector of this martial arts, but Zhong Hao thought he was too handsome, and Di Yong's "human appearance" went to that station, and he suddenly lost a lot of color as the groom, so Zhong Hao resolutely did not use him as the best man. So let him arrange seats for guests in his own house. In the end, Yang Huaiyu was used as this martial protector.
As for Xu Feng, the protector of the Dharma, he will naturally help himself make those hypnotic poems, fan poems, etc. It is not necessary for his Taishan father-in-law to play vulgar "son-in-law", but this elegant estimate must be there. After all, the rich family is a Jinshi family, and this son-in-law is also a Jinshi, so there will be no shortage of these poems and elegant things.
Zhong Hao naturally stared at this hypnotic poem, fan poem and other poems. Although he has the reputation of a talented man, he knows his own family affairs, how did he get this talent, others don't know, but he himself knows. Therefore, he came to Xu Feng to be the best man, but he made this hypnotic poem for himself, but he fanned the poem, etc.
The team was walking on the street, Zhong Hao said to Yang Huaiyu with a bitter face: "Zhong Rong, if this 'son-in-law' comes to the world, the eldest brother will rely on you to cover it!" ”
The "son-in-law" stick of the big family is not all pretentious, it seems that there are real beatings, it is said that there were grooms who were seriously injured when they went to greet their relatives. I don't know if the woman doesn't want to marry him, or if it's really just for the custom of this "son-in-law", anyway, the groom was beaten very badly, and Zhong Hao had this request.
At that moment, Yang Huaiyu grinned and said: "It's okay, big brother, you just have to rest assured, everything is covered by the younger brother, so that you can easily rush through the 'son-in-law' stick formation of the group of women's army!" The little brother even rushed through the big array of the Xixia people, and the stick formation of this little lady army didn't care! Although this "son-in-law" is serious, Yang Huaiyu doesn't care, and says in his heart: What strength can a group of girls have, and he will cover up for the eldest brother when the time comes!
Zhong Hao said very gratefully: "Zhongrong, you are really a good brother of the eldest brother, the eldest brother is not wrong about you!" ”
Yang Huaiyu said: "The eldest brother is too polite, charging for the eldest brother, this is what the younger brother should do!" ”
After Zhong Hao and Yang Huaiyu explained the response to the vulgar "son-in-law", they turned to Xu Feng and said, "Third brother, these things such as hypnotic poems and fan poems will be handed over to you!" You can definitely help then! ”
Xu Feng smiled: "This is naturally no problem. It's just that when the time comes, don't think the third brother is sloppy in poetry. Hehe, in fact, these hypnotic poems, fan poems and other inscription knocking poems, you can do it yourself, why do you need to make the third brother and me conspicuous! In Xu Feng's cognition, he naturally thought that Zhong Hao was a super talent, and these hypnotic poems, but fan poems, etc., were naturally captured, so he said so.
Zhong Hao was naturally embarrassed to say that he couldn't do it, so he had to flicker and say: "Third brother, the younger brother has been busy in the past few days, and his mind is all over the place, I'm afraid I can't do it, I can only count on you today, third brother!" ”
Xu Feng said with a smile: "Then the third brother is reluctant to embarrass for his brother, and if you lose face in the rich minister's family, you will lose face!" "The rich family is a scholarly family and a family of scholars, and he is really afraid that he will be embarrassed if he does not do well. However, Zhong Hao said that this is on the way, and Xu Feng can only reluctantly make it difficult!
Zhong Hao said with a smile: "Hehe, when the third brother makes it, tell me quietly, I chant it, even if I don't do it well, it's okay, anyway, it's my people!" ”
Xu Feng: "......"
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Zhong Hao, Yang Huaiyu, and Xu Feng chatted while leading the team to Fufu.
When he turned into a street not far from Fufu in Yongfeng Fang, Yang Huaiyu was opening the road in front of his head, and suddenly felt a pain in his back, and he couldn't help but scream: "Oops! Who attacked me? ”
Yang Huaiyu was originally riding on a tall horse, jubilant and proud, but at this time he felt a terrible pain in his back, and couldn't help but turn his head to look back. It doesn't matter if he doesn't look at it, he turned his head to look, and saw a stick-like object in the air sweeping towards him, and it actually brought a faint sound of wind, which suddenly frightened Yang Huaiyu and screamed, and quickly lowered his head to dodge.
There was a woman's whispering laughter in all directions, and countless bamboo poles and sticks greeted Yang Huaiyu, Xu Feng, and Zhong Hao who were riding on the horse.
At that moment, Yang Huaiyu screamed, tried to lower his body, and slammed the horse's belly...... Hugging his head, he broke through, and disappeared at the end of the alley in a blink of an eye! I have to say that Yang Huaiyu's riding skills are really quite powerful.
Zhong Hao and Xu Feng are so angry, what about protecting us and charging into battle? As soon as you kid saw the situation, he broke through by himself, it's so fucking unreliable! Yang Huaiyu, an unreliable bastard, was still blowing desperately, everything was covered by him, as soon as he met the "son-in-law" of the women's army, he ran faster than anyone else, and he was angry!
When I met him, I must kill him, Zhong Hao and Xu Feng thought in unison!
However, the two of them don't care about scolding Yang Huaiyu for not being righteous now, and they are now tightly protecting their heads and faces, and they are hurrying forward. No way! What a stick, it hurts so much to beat someone! These aunts and grandmothers are also black, right? Yes! Heavy again!
Where did my father-in-law find so many women, what a lot! This is not a "son-in-law", this is Chiguoguo's "scared son-in-law"! This is really outrageous, there are more people, today I am afraid that I and the third brother will have to explain here!
Countless bamboo poles and sticks around him hit Zhong Hao's head and back indiscriminately, and even his mount was tragically affected, and he was already screaming and struggling uneasily. Zhong Hao and Xu Feng's riding skills were not as good as Yang Huaiyu's, so they had to work hard to keep their bodies low, hugging the horse, and finally managed to fight their way out of the women's army and escape from the ambush circle. The two of them didn't know how many sticks they had received along the way, but they couldn't count them anyway.
When they finally broke through the stick formation of the women's army, the unbridled laughter of the group of women came from behind them, laughing happily and happily.
Zhong Hao and Xu Feng couldn't help but look at each other and smile bitterly.
Zhong Hao couldn't help but say gratefully: "Third brother, let you suffer with your little brother!" ”
Xu Feng said with a bitter face: "Well, I did suffer, and there are probably bruises everywhere on my body." The third brother's great kindness, you can't forget it in the future! ”
Zhong Hao hurriedly said: "The third brother helped the younger brother marry his daughter-in-law, and the younger brother is unforgettable." If the third brother marries a daughter-in-law in the future, the younger brother will definitely charge for you! ”
Xu Feng scolded with a smile: "You are not afraid that your sister-in-law will beat you up when she hears your words, so you can pull it again!" I want to marry again, but I'm afraid I won't have a chance in this life! ”
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Zhong Hao and Xu Feng struggled with all odds and dangers to rush out of the ambush circle of this group of women's army!
The two came to the gate of their Taishan father-in-law's house with a welcoming team, and found that the door at the door of their Taishan father-in-law's house was closed, and the surroundings were quiet.
Zhong Hao and Xu Feng were afraid that there would be an ambush, so they couldn't help but look around, but at this time, they saw Yang Huaiyu sneakily appearing from the corner of the wall.
"Big brother, third brother Xu, are you all right, you don't need to look at it, little brother, I went around to inspect it, and there is no other ambush!"
"You're going to die!" Zhong Hao and Xu Feng said in unison.
Zhong Hao couldn't help but be furious when he thought of Yang Huaiyu's shameless behavior of abandoning himself and Xu Feng in battle, and he didn't finish scolding, so he flicked the horsewhip and whipped it over.
Yang Huaiyu turned to the side of the horse, deftly dodged the whip thrown by Zhong Hao, and said with a shy smile: "On the day of the big day, don't say such unlucky words!" I'm sorry, I'm sorry for the eldest brother and the third brother Xu! The little brother was really scared, didn't you see it, the stick is thick, my old man didn't beat me so hard! Little brother, I thought a group of girls had no strength to beat people, but I didn't expect it to be so ruthless! ”
Zhong Hao said viciously: "I'll settle accounts with you when I go back!" ”
Xu Feng also said: "Go back and we'll clean you up!" ”
Zhong Hao also knew at this time that it was not the time to worry about Yang Huaiyu, so it was better to welcome the kiss first.
Seeing that Yang Huaiyu said that there was no other ambush, but the door of his father-in-law's house in Taishan was closed, Zhong Hao couldn't help but ask Xu Feng: "Hey, third brother, why is the door of my father-in-law's house closed, have the people of my father-in-law's family forgotten that today is the day of marriage?" ”
Xu Feng also said strangely: "Impossible, this matter can still be forgotten!" ”
"Then why is this door closed?"
"This ......" Although Xu Feng is a married person, there are customs in this place, and he doesn't know much about some wedding customs in Tokyo, so he is also very puzzled.
Yang Huaiyu looked at Zhong Hao and Xu Feng, and said with some pity: "It seems that those girls are really ruthless enough, and they have beaten my two brothers stupidly, and the little brother is here with you, look at the little brother!" ”
Zhong Hao: "......"
Xu Feng: "......"
Yang Huaiyu motioned to Zhong Hao and Xu Feng, who were still dazed, to dismount, and the three of them came to the gate of Fufu together!
I only heard Yang Huaiyu say loudly: "My fair lady, the gentleman is good." I have long heard that there are women in rich families, with noble character, dignified and virtuous. Today, there is Qingzhou Jinshi Zhong Hao, who came to marry a rich lady, please open the door and accept the gift! ”
The door squeaked, a crack in the door opened, and several white hands stretched out, Zhong Hao looked at it a little strangely, not knowing what it meant.
Yang Huaiyu saw Zhong Hao in a daze, and said with a smile: "Big brother, don't pretend to be confused, hurry up and get the red envelope." The little brother finally helped you open the door, you be careful that people close it again! ”
Zhong Hao then understood, his feelings stretched out his hand, waiting to get the red envelope! Zhong Hao hurriedly took out the big red envelope that Ke Yao had prepared for him from his arms and put one on each hand.
This red envelope is a real red envelope, a purse sewn of red cloth is filled with brand-new brass money, and the amount is not light.
The few hands weighed the weight, apparently satisfied, and the door opened suddenly.
Yang Huaiyu was afraid that everyone in the courtyard would have other difficulties, so without waiting for everyone in the courtyard to react, he beckoned the team to greet his relatives and rushed in at once.
Entering the courtyard is far from over. Zhong Hao wants to get the bride back, and there are many to the threshold, fortunately, these are elegant "son-in-law" etiquette, Zhong Hao has already invited a gunman, which is difficult for him
Entering the rich mansion all the way in, there is "to the gate Yong" when entering the gate, there is "Yong to the middle gate" when you get to the second gate, and there are "Feng Lock Yong" and "Urging Song" when you get to the wing, and then there are "Yong to the pile", "Yong to the hall", "Yong Yan Yong" and so on.
Xu Feng was also in good spirits today, and he was very thoughtful, and soon made these arias for Zhong Hao one by one, and then whispered to Zhong Hao, and Zhong Hao chanted loudly.
These arias are really well done, and from time to time, there are relatives and friends from rich families who praise Zhong Dacai's literary talents, which really makes Zhong Hao feel very embarrassed.
In the past, "borrowing" poems, at least the original owner couldn't see it, but today the main owner of these arias is next to him, Rao is Zhong Hao is thick-skinned and a little blushing.
finally managed to salute his mother-in-law, and listened to his mother-in-law's earnest teaching, Zhong Hao finally received his bride.
Later, accompanied by the rich family's family send-off team, Zhong Hao's team went back in the blowing and blowing!
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