The American Trump is also very rich. Hillary, so the Clinton Inner Chambers also. The two sons stood out in the crowd and chased the deer of North America together. Against the screen, sitting and arguing for the day, and raising the lamp to fight, as for the middle of the night. Hungry, go out to find food together. Every time I was in a cake shop, I suddenly felt that the money bags were all in the subordinates, and I was helpless.

Hillary hesitated, looked at the shopkeeper, took three cakes, and hid them in her bag. Nai privately said that Trump said: "I didn't spit out, and the store didn't check it." Wise! The big position is like a cake, and it will go into my bag. ”

Trump said: "I want something from the bottom of my heart, and I use deceit to steal it, what does this mean?" I don't despise it. Fuxin is enough to succeed, dare to show it! Then he called the shopkeeper and said: "I Trump, the new emperor of the Republican Party." I have the skill of hiding and coercing, and I am willing to present it to all the princes here. Please take a cake. "The shop with a cake. Trump swallowed it recklessly, and the cream was applied to his cheeks without noticing. He said, "Again! "The shop again. Trump swallowed it again. If so, three.

The shopkeeper was suspicious and asked, "Will the technology be released?" Trump laughed and pointed at Hillary Clinton and said, "Today's three cakes are all in his pocket!" Please review it. Hillary was shocked and exclaimed, "Oh, the cake seller!" ”

Kui Drum Press: The importance of the United States is the importance of its people. For four years, those who are disappointed will go to the throne, and those who are hopeful will get the country. At the beginning, many talented and profound people practiced Zuo, and they repeatedly came up with strange plans, and every time they became great. Since the 170th year of Zhaoji, it has reaped the benefits of World War II and the prosperity of national strength, which is unmatched in the world. The world's talented people are like fish in the abyss, shoulders against feet, and they have thrown themselves into the United States. The name of morality in the United States is my name, the wisdom of all directions is my wisdom, and the power of the nuclear bomb is used to cross hundreds of countries, whip me, and overturn untamed. And the enemy country's scholar doctor learned from virtue, carried the pulp and guided, and proudly thought that he was the king's teacher. There are 3,000 years of history, and I have never heard of such a strong country! Cherish the husband, everyone knows that you can take the artifact by looking forward. As for the clever words and decorations, the hairpin is a noble family, repeatedly stealing public expectations, and frequently holding big handles. Now look at the ninety-five, the carvings are gone, the battle is magnificent, and the people are just crazy.

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It is said that Trump and Hillary Clinton finished their televised debate very late

It is said that Trump and Hillary Clinton were late after completing their first televised debate and needed to eat to replenish their energy, so they went into a bakery together, but they found that they had no money with them.

Clinton hesitated, then reached for 3 pieces of pastry and hid them in her pocket while the clerk wasn't looking.

She whispered to Trump: "Look how smart I am, the shopkeeper doesn't see anything, and I don't even need to lie, I will definitely defeat you and win the presidency of the United States!"

Trump said: "Is this what you have always done to achieve your goals by deception and theft? In fact, the same results can be obtained in an honest way. Look at me! ”

So Trump said to the bakery, "I'm the Republican presidential nominee Trump, and now I'm going to perform a magic trick for you, please do me a favor and hand me this pastry." ”

The shopkeeper was curious and immediately gave him a piece of pastry as he had ordered.

Trump gobbled it down and demanded another piece, too. Then Trump asked for a third piece of pastry, and another bite went down to his stomach.

At this time, the shopkeeper was a little puzzled, so he asked Trump when the magic would appear.

Trump replied: "Now is the time to witness a miracle, the three cakes just now are in Hillary's pocket"