"Language?" Jin Lian's eyes blinked: "Is that the language you spoke to Fang Qiong last time?" You said at the time that philology is the ability to export chapters......"

"That's right. You have a good memory. Language is like this, sometimes the export is beautiful, beautiful and timeless, and other times, the export is dirty, but not a single dirty word. ”

"Like the sun, the grass, or something?"

Wu Zhi exclaimed: "Oh my God, lady, you have already become a teacher, as far as you are concerned, you don't need to learn the subject of Chinese at all!" ”

Just kidding, it seems that with Jin Lian's understanding, what modern Internet popular language, she can listen to it at most once, and she will be able to understand it without a teacher......

Hey, is it true that poverty has limited my imagination, I really shouldn't think of the ancients too much!

It turns out that it was really me!

I only heard Jin Lian ask again: "Listen to what you say, do you want to be a teacher and teach Chinese classes?" ”

Wu Zhi waved his hand and shook in front of him with a "No" gesture: "NoNoNO, I said it, I want to be a principal, not a teacher!" There are other people who want to teach the language! ”

"Someone else?"

"Yes. is the only daughter of the Iron Gate Daoist, Yuxiang. ”

"Yuxiang?"

"Hmm. Originally, I had already thought about letting Yuxiang teach Chinese, mathematics, and the tea ceremony......"

"Tie Fei Dao is square-looking, it is Zhang Guozi face, although he is a little older, he is personable among men, I don't know how his daughter looks......"

"I don't know."

"Don't know?"

Although she was masked, just from her eyes, that charm, that kind of temperament, she knew that she couldn't be wrong. Comparing her figure again, you know that she will definitely not be able to walk, nine times out of ten, it must be a beautiful embryo. ”

"She's masked? Haven't you been to her house a few times, why, even when she's masked? ”

"Yes, even at home, they are masked. Don't you know that the Iron Gate Daoist can treat her as a treasure, and how difficult it is for outsiders to see her. ”

"And how did you see that?"

"It just so happened to happen." Wu Zhi began to realize that in front of a woman, he couldn't show too much admiration for another woman's look and face.

"I see! You want to be the principal, but you just want to fish, to lure the female teachers in the classroom. And the reason why you stretched out your tentacles to the Tiemen Dao family is only because the baby daughter of the Tiemen Daoist has a first-class appearance and an extraordinary temperament! ”

"Nonsense! Lady, you see how vulgar you women are, no matter what serious things get into your mouths, they are only linked to looks and eroticism, vulgar or not, I feel shy and sad for you......"

"Hey, you're the wicked one who sued first!"

"No. Lady, you see that you have gone astray again, but you don't know my troubles. ”

"What's the trouble? Could it be that the Iron Gate Daoist disagrees and is unwilling to let his baby daughter come out and show his face? ”

"Yes, the lady is smart."

"What did you say to the Iron Doorman?"

"Straight to the point."

"What does he mean?"

He was startled and screamed, ridiculous, how can a woman be a teacher?"

"Then did you ask Yuxiang about her idea?"

According to my words, she was moved. I reckon that she has been staying with her father in such a big manor all the year round, but she has never gone out to see the scenery outside, and she must have been very bored. ”

"Then how did you tell Yuxiang?"

"I deliberately provoked her and scolded her for only knowing stupidity and filial piety, and not knowing how to act cheaply......" - read the fourth tone, tone, change.

"How did it turn out?"

"She was angry and wanted to sweep me away, and said that everything was up to her father's will......

"I knew it was going to be the end." Jin Lian smiled: "You still say that you are acting cheaply, you don't know how to act cheaply, and you still want to take care of other people's ......"

"Lady, what do you mean by that?"

"What do you say, like you, I've only seen other people's women two or three times, and I think that other people's women want to fish people out of the boudoir, and whoever you are in change think you are calculating! Where are you doing cheaply, you clearly want to act as easy as possible......"

"That's right!" Wu Zhi thought about it, but immediately felt that there was a problem with this, so he said whitely: "No, no, where have I ever wanted to take advantage of others, I am obviously public and forget about selfishness, I didn't expect that this time even the radical method is not easy to use......"

"The method of agitation is not used when you see people, you must know that women are different from men, men have fighting spirit when they are excited, and women are excited, and they also have fighting spirit, but the fighting spirit has been transferred to the mind of how to fight back, and you have to let the other party be humiliated like yourself, otherwise, your heart is not happy, and you are not angry, so this is a different ......" Jin Lian said.

"The lady is right. So what should you do about it? ”

"I think Mr. Tie is still quite kind to you, but letting his only daughter come out and show his face is a bit unacceptable to him for a while. Actually, it's not that he can't accept it completely, but he has to think of something soft and natural. Why don't you put a top hat on him, this should work. ”

"Put on a top hat?"

"Yes, since the radical method has been used once, since it is no longer easy to use, then you have to use it, no matter who he is, whether it is an ordinary man or a living saint, believe me, they all eat this set!" Jin Lian swore an oath.

"Really? Holding? I also know that this trick is killed by people and ghosts, but how to hold it? ”

"That's your own problem. In short, since you want the father and daughter of the Iron Gate Daoist to eat crabs first, you have to use your own brains more, I'm tired, I'm going to sleep, don't bother me anymore......"

Jin Lian said and spoke, and actually slipped into the quilt to sleep, so she kicked the ball back and handed it back to Wu Zhi himself......

But—

Wu Zhi thought about it for a moment, and immediately became overjoyed, slapped his big x leg and shouted, "Yes!" Jin Lian, no, lady, you are really a good wife, I have thought of a way! ”

Jin Lian turned over and pointed her ass X at Wu Zhi's side: "Good wife? Don't put on a top hat for me, tell you, I don't eat this! ”

Hey hey –

Wu Zhi smiled in his heart, don't you eat this?

So which set are you willing to eat?

"Jin Lian, you sleep, I'll go close the door......"

As soon as Jin Lian heard this, she immediately turned her body over again, looked at Wu Zhi with her head and said: "Yes, that Zhang Sheng is a habitual thief, I can't let him sneak into the house in the middle of the night, I slept heavily last night, I didn't realize it at all, I don't know ......"

Jin Lian stopped abruptly in the middle of her words.

Wu Zhi knew what she was worried about, and answered with a smile: "Don't worry, although Zhang Sheng entered the hall last night, he didn't come into our room, at that time I vaguely felt a little bit, it seemed that something was pulling and pulling around me, and he was pushing me, in retrospect, it was probably my body blocking the door, so Zhang Sheng couldn't get in, so he had to pull my clothes from the crack in the door......"