Chapter 641: Clever Schemes
The matter discussed by the emperor and Li Daozong has a history, and it is also related to the emperor stuffing people into people's homes. It seems that he didn't think of stuffing people into Gao Jun's house on a whim this time, it was www.biquge.info that he had this preference.
Fang Xuanling is afraid of the inside, he is in a high position as the prime minister, and there are many people who are afraid of him, but he is afraid of his wife, and he is so afraid that he can't do it. Madame sneezed, and Lord Fang was suspicious for a long time, thinking that he had done something wrong.
The kings and ministers of the Manchu Dynasty knew about this. One day, the emperor invited these founding ministers to drink, and during the banquet, Wei Chigong teased Lord Fang, "Lord Fang is drinking this time, do you know it, or you should drink less, don't wait to go home and kneel, and press your stomach uncomfortable." ”
Who knew that Fang Xuanling had already drunk too much at this time, so he bragged and said, "I'm afraid of her?" Every day she didn't kneel at the gate and wait for me to come home, but one day I took two young, beautiful women back to see if she dared to fart. ”
When the emperor heard this, he put down his glass and said, "Fang Aiqing, I'll give you two young and beautiful women now, you can take them back." ”
The holy order was difficult to disobey, Fang Xuanling had no choice, so he had to take the two women back after the banquet ended. As a result, the next day, Fang Xuanling was hit by his wife on the Golden Palace. When everyone looked at it, Master Fang's nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his face was scratched with several blood marks.
The emperor pretended to be angry at that time, pointing to the two women who were beaten back by Mrs. Fang and a jar of "poisonous wine" for her to choose, and either accepted the two women or drank the "poisonous wine" to thank her for the crime of resisting the decree.
How do you know that Mrs. Fang's temper is not small, and she doesn't wait for the emperor to say it a second time, and she will drink it when she lifts the jar. Fang Xuanling was so anxious that he burst into tears, hugged his wife and sobbed, but all the courtiers laughed together, it turned out that the jar was not filled with poisonous wine but vinegar from Jinyang, which was not poisonous at all.
The emperor saw that she was not even afraid of death, so he had to withdraw her fate. But Mrs. Fang also won the title of "vinegar jar" because of it.
Now, the emperor remembered this matter under Li Daozong's prompting, and wanted to give this trick to Liu Yuru to see if she could catch up with Fang Xuanling's wife.
So, Li Daozong hurriedly looked for Chu Suiliang and wanted to go to Gaofu immediately. Master Chu said helplessly, "Everyone is gone, gone, and I went to Shanyang Town!" ”
Daozong said, is Shanyang Town far away? We're not going to Sanyo Town? This time, too, they learned wisely. The last time I teased Mrs. Fang, I made a big jar, whose poisonous wine is served in a big jar? It should be a small porcelain pot - small but fine - this is what it looks like.
After a little preparation, the two of them set off.
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Futu City.
Li Mi is really here, and his past identity impresses Ashina Thin Cloth. King Jiangxia is the prince, so why can't he compare to a county king! And how bad can the long history of a royal palace be?
Li Mi was also glad that he had found this good place on the desperate road - it did not belong to Xizhou, but it was so close to Xizhou. Then, the idea of having no quarrel with the world when selling fish should be put aside, the big husband is fighting in the sea, and he can't even compare to the loach if he can't see the water potential.
In this way, Futu City father and son and Li Mi came together for a common enemy.
Li Mi is worthy of the long history of the king of Jiangxia, and his mind is still enough, so he immediately gave Ashina three ideas, the first idea is to apply the way of Gao Jun to others. Didn't he start by letting the horses go, well, let's let the horses too. There is only one pasture in Xizhou and one in Luntai County in the Baiyang River, and the horses will not go over, and there will be no place for Futu City to plug in in the future.
But isn't it, to put horses is to go to places where there are water and grass, and besides, Futu City is not to fight for territory, but just to release horses.
Then, the pain in the heart of the young city lord of Futu City, Pheasant, was also seen by Li Mi. He knew how much pain he had left in the heart of this foal by being robbed of his love by Gao Jun's sword.
He remembered the Su family in the ranch new village, so he brought up this matter, "The Su family turned out to be Li Chengqian's concubine, the crown princess, and the son, do you know what this title means to a woman?" ”
"What?"
"People must be extremely beautiful, have you ever heard that the crown princess is born ugly?" Pheasant Lin nodded, and Li Mi said again, "And as a crown princess, there must be a lot of reading and etiquette!" Besides, as far as I know, she's still a virgin. ”
When Pheasant Lin heard the first two sentences, he was already scratching his heart, and when he heard the last half of the sentence, he glared at him, "Huh? How do you know if she's a virgin!? ”
Li Mi hurriedly recounted what he had heard outside Su's house that night. So, Li Mi's second idea was also adopted, and then there was a third ......
Since he met Gao Jun, all the encounters have not fallen well, and he has fallen step by step from the long history of a royal palace to the point of sending people. He thinks that he can have such a result because he is not despicable enough, has too many worries, and has missed many opportunities.
Right now, he is deeply valued by Ashina Thin Cloth and his son, and he can use the resources of Futu City, this is his last chance. If he can't grasp it anymore, then he can only sell fish.
He thinks that the matter of the Su family being stranded in the ranch village must make Gao Jun very embarrassed, such a pastoral supervisor who embraces the left and right, when he sees the Su family dangling in front of his eyes, it is difficult to put it aside first, but if he has a little brain, he will also know that this matter is not as simple as pulling a beautiful face.
What does it feel like to be itchy and afraid to reach out? Whether this thing is successful or not, Li Mi can achieve his goal: if it is done, his face will be bright, the pheasant will be happy, and he will be more stable in Futu City.
Moreover, of all the previous peace events in Datang, which time was not a foreign appearance, an active request, and a generous gift, it depends on Chang'an's happiness? If you don't urinate Chang'an this time, you will pull a late princess over, and Chang'an's unhappiness will not be good for Futu City, and will only be directed at Gao Jun.
If it doesn't work, then at least it will give Gao Jun a wake-up call - for the crown princess, it's time for you kid to act, don't look ahead and look backwards. Then he, Li Mi, will sit and watch a good show, and the dissatisfaction of Chang'an and Futu City with him is enough for him to bear.
The results were all known, and the father and son were pulled over in small cars, and were sent back by the chief pastor Gao with only a word of "sending off guests". Li Mi pouted secretly, these two men are enough waste, the lord of a city, ten thousand people, just such a virtue.
In the beginning, there was nothing good about the emergence of the herd in Futu City, and the Poplar Ranch did not have a good solution. From Lord Lu to Lord Feng, and then to the herdsmen in the pasture, they could only blow their beards and stare at them, and there was no reason to drive them away--they did not come to their pastures, let alone within the boundaries of Luntai County, and they were still fifteen or six miles away.
Futu City didn't come to occupy the territory, but the horses came here to eat and graze, and left after eating, what can you do? If you stop it and drive people away, then Xizhou will not be very reasonable.
Ashina thin cloth father and son high-fived each other, "That's it!" Finally breathe a sigh of relief! They said to the men in charge of the horses, "Hold on, let them go from being unaccustomed to seeing them to being accustomed to them!" (To be continued.) )