Kong Yimao's wife asked: "In the old days, why did women bind their feet?" ”

Answer: "Woohoo! Must cure its shopping also husband? ”

It's night, and I'm staying on the sofa.

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Original:

My wife asked me, "Why did you say that girls had to wrap their little feet in the past?" ”

Without thinking, I replied, "I must be afraid that they will go shopping." ”

That night, I was assigned to the couch.

ps: I haven't found good material lately :(