Looking back at Zhong Ling'er with an innocent face, I saw that her little feet were swinging, and she didn't know that she had come to the ghost gate.

Yun Yi weighed it again and again, and finally put the knife back.

Kill chickens with a cattle slaughtering knife?

And blood is splashed everywhere, it's not easy to clean up, and it's not easy to explain when the sect asks about it.

Come to think of it, it's best to poison it!

"Aren't you going to sleep yet?" Yun Yi looked at Zhong Ling'er, ready to give her another chance, and by the way, he took out the No. 3 storage ring with a label on it, with a big word "poison" written on it!

After letting go of the spiritual sense and checking it, I found that there was no suitable stock.

"I want to sleep too, but ......" Zhong Ling'er blushed, patted her belly, and said, "But I haven't eaten for a day, and I'm a little hungry!"

At this time, Yun Yi already regretted accepting this little girl.

Sure enough, as long as the principle is set, it cannot be easily changed, otherwise it will be in trouble if it is stained with cause and effect.

No, this is just the beginning, and the trouble will come to the door by itself, you see how good Ajiao is, climb to the top of the mountain, and go to bed early, never bother yourself.

Is it only people with disabilities who can be quiet?

Thinking of this, Yun Yi couldn't help but set his eyes on Zhong Ling'er's legs.

Zhong Ling'er didn't know what Yun Yi was thinking at all, and flattened her mouth a little aggrieved, as if she might cry at any time.

Yun Yi rolled his eyes and said, "It's only been a few hours, so quickly you forgot the three chapters of the covenant?" ”

"Yes, Master. ”

Zhong Ling'er took out a booklet from her bosom and read: "Three chapters of the covenant, chapter 1, section 1, and article 2, do everything yourself, be self-reliant, and do your own things......"

Yun Yi nodded appreciatively and said, "Our Jingwu Hall is weak, unlike other halls, there are so many maids. So, you have to do a lot of things yourself, and when you're hungry, go cook and eat by yourself. ”

"Then Master, when will we have the same treatment as other halls?" Zhong Ling'er asked expectantly.

"Dreaming, dreaming of everything. ”

"Uh......"

Yun Yi patted her little head and said earnestly: "Ling'er, you have to remember that our Jingwu Hall is in the initial stage and will be in the initial stage for a long time...... In addition to self-reliance, we must also be low-key and never think about it. ”

"I see, Master. Zhong Ling'er pouted, looking pitiful.

"No, you don't understand!"

Yun Yi groaned for a while, took out a book from under the pillow, and handed it to Zhong Ling'er, with seven big characters written on the title page - Wuyunguan Survival Guide.

"Do you want to endorse again?" Zhong Ling'er patted his forehead and pouted, and the expression on his face was quite loveless.

opened it casually, and saw that the contents inside were varied, and even Yun Yi's daily toilet time was clearly recorded.

"Master, what's the use of you remembering this?"

"What do you think?"

Listening to his words, Zhong Ling'er tilted her little head and pondered for a long time, and finally shook her head.

"It's not very smart!"

Yun Yi sighed and said, "My generation of Qi Refiners...... If you want to improve your cultivation, in addition to practicing hard, you must also supplement it with pills, but it is a medicine that is poisonous, and it is inevitable that there will be times when you eat it by mistake. What's more, it is also possible that the enemy will drug your food, and by the time you are poisoned, it will be too late to think about healing......

This is where toilet records come in handy. If you go to the toilet for too long one day, or don't be on time, the first thing you think about is that you may be poisoned, and you have a good chance of surviving if you treat it at this time.

It's time to understand, right?"

After listening to Yun Yi's explanation, three black lines suddenly appeared on Zhong Ling'er's forehead, "You even wrote the time to go to the toilet, why don't you also write the observation record of pulling the stink?

Yun Yi seemed to have expected her to say this, and immediately smiled smugly and said, "You look back and forth." ”

"On March 18, three o'clock, it was slightly yellowish, slightly hard, shaped, and grainy...... Wow, there really is!"

Zhong Ling'er stared at Yun Yi in surprise, and almost wrote the word "suit" on his face.

"This is all wisdom, I have practiced in Wuyunguan for many years, and my stomach is full of life experience, just spit it out, it will be enough for you to eat for a lifetime!"

"This ......"

Zhong Ling'er pulled the corners of her mouth, and said a little stiffly: "If you can, I still don't want to eat it." ”

After chatting for a while, Yun Yi's sleepiness had dissipated most of it, and he stretched his waist and said, "Okay, for the first day you come, the teacher will take you to get something to eat, and by the way, I will also record your toilet time." ”

"No need, Ling'er isn't hungry!" Zhong Ling'er waved her hand again and again, trying her best to squeeze out a full burp, and then left Yun Yi's house as if she were fleeing.

It wasn't until she returned to her room that she let out a long sigh of relief, "Sister is really right, he, Senior Brother Yun, is really poisonous...... But then again, Master is really handsome, no wonder it makes my sister think about it. ”

Zhong Ling'er supported her hands with a smirk on her face, she didn't know what she was thinking, and she didn't notice the black shadow flashing outside the window.

......

An hour later, the black shadow went and reversed, and the candle flame shook for a while, and then appeared in front of the bed, gently lifting Zhong Ling'er's quilt.

"This sleeping position, there is really a problem!"

Looking at Zhong Ling'er, who was lying on her back, drooling, Yun Yi also raised her eyebrows, straightened her body, and then began to act......

After running around for a day, and without a drop of water, Zhong Ling'er fell asleep in a daze.

I slept until midnight, and suddenly felt that my body was light, and it seemed that the quilt was lifted.

Reluctantly opened his eyes, he saw a dark figure standing in front of his bed, holding a blue bottle in his hand.

"It smells so good!"

Zhong Ling'er sniffed, and suddenly felt the tiredness hit again, but she knew that she couldn't sleep, so she could barely support it.

"The Dark Shadow...... Is it Master?"

She thought to herself, but when she opened her mouth, she couldn't utter a single syllable, so she could only watch the black shadow approach.

In her young mind, she faintly felt that it was really undesirable to be in the same room with a man......

But she couldn't tell what the problem was.

What's more, that person is still his own master.

A teacher for one day, a father for life.

There shouldn't be any problem with staying in the same room with my father, right?

"Wait a minute, what is Master going to do? You can't ...... there. ”