"You really weren't sent by someone else?" Xiao Ming asked in surprise.

"Really not, Brother Xiao Ming, how long have I been explaining, don't you believe it?" Li Hu said helplessly.

"Uh, okay." Wang Xiaoming finally let go of Li Hu. I've been interrogated for so long, if this is still deceived, I, Wang Xiaoming, will ...... He considered himself unlucky.

Wang Xiaoming sat slumped on the ground, panting, and asked, "Why are you looking for Pan Feng?" Don't fight with me you want to find him. ”

"Ha, how could I possibly fight with Brother Pan Feng?" Li Hu smiled and said, "I just want to ask Brother Pan Feng how he practiced that body." ”

"You're looking for me to ask him about this?" Xiao Ming's face instantly darkened. So idle?

"Otherwise, what else am I asking?" Li Hu looked like he took it for granted.

"Aren't you afraid that you will be hacked to death by a foreign enemy if you run over?" Wang Xiaoming looked at Li Hu like a monster.

"Why be afraid, Uncle Wei and I are just doing our duty, and we haven't done anything wrong." Xiao Ming's eyes were even more strange: "How did you become this soldier?" ”

"Me? I didn't become a soldier. "Li Hu is still the same cute face.

"Damn, you didn't become a soldier, you guarded a hair?" Xiao Ming felt that the egg hurts, the word egg pain has not been mentioned in nearly ten chapters, and Li Hu can lead him out again, which can also be said to be a kind of ability.

"Shouldn't it be our duty to guard the township?" Li Hu blinked his big eyes. I have to say that this Li Hu is also 18 years old, with handsome eyebrows, but he has the face of a female baby. The wave of pushing back and forth just now just happened to spread Li Hu's hair, and if you look closely, it is also cute.

"Don't sell cuteness yet!" Wang Xiaoming couldn't help it, and hurriedly stopped drinking.

"What's selling cute?" Li Hu was blinking his eyes again, and Wang Xiaoming was under pressure plus one.

"Just don't blink!" Wang Xiaoming turned his head and tried not to look, I, Wang Xiaoming, am a decent person, how can I have thoughts about boys?

"Oh." Li Hu is very obedient.

Wang Xiaoming can finally relax, you must know that Wang Xiaoming was an otaku in his previous life, and suddenly there is a "beauty" who sells cuteness and coquettishness to Wang Xiaoming, and he can't stand it for any otaku!

"Well, have you read Confucian books?" Wang Xiaoming took a breath and finally said the long-hidden question in his heart.

Li Hu thought about it, and then said, "My father taught me in my previous life. "Come on, I finally understand why Qin Shi Huang burned books and pit Confucianism, you group of scholars who only admit dead reason."

"Brother Xiao Ming, what is a book-burning pit Confucian?" Li Hu, as a serious reader, naturally wants to break the casserole and ask to the end. He can guess that the word Qin Shi Huang is the first emperor, so what does it mean to burn books and pit Confucianism?

"There are some things, don't ask if you don't understand!" Xiao Ming really didn't want to talk to this dead brain, so he got up and walked towards the government.

"Brother Xiao Ming, wait for me!" Li Hu hurriedly chased after him, and he didn't even remember to tie his hair up.

A day later, on a crisp morning, in a corner of Daze Township, passers-by A and passer-by B were chatting and gossiping.

Passerby A: "Do you know, I heard that Wang Xiaoming, who has been following Chen She, was cheating with his little lover in the small forest in the east yesterday, and then ran out with his hair, and the whole villager saw it." ”

Passerby B: "Cut, I'm telling you that your news is outdated." They weren't cheating that day, they were arguing. I heard that this Wang Xiaoming was gone all of a sudden at the beginning, and his little lover couldn't stand it, so he was making a fuss there. And guess what? ”

Passerby A: "Could it be?" ”

The two burst out laughing, filled with a cheerful atmosphere between the neighbors. At this time, passer-by C interjected and said with an incredulous expression: "Really? I heard that Wang Xiaoming's lover is a man. ”

"No, it won't! I didn't expect Wang Xiaoming to be okay! Passerby A and Passerby B exclaimed.

In this way, Wang Xiaoming was alone, which made this peaceful town have a lot of gossip out of thin air, which can be said to have contributed to the construction of the socialist core.

At this time, Wang Xiaoming was still cowering in the quilt and refused to get up, but the dream words in his mouth kept talking: "Don't, don't hit the ......street with new books", "I've been writing books for three years, writing a book, and my girlfriend has run away." Why do I get involved in pornography, you ask? Only pornography readers like it, and no one reads it if there is no pornography. "Just a few words bring us to the good old days when Wang Xiaoming was still a street writer.

Xiao Ming was suddenly frightened, how could it be? How so? Won't I cross over? Why do I still remember that nightmare time?

Fortunately, fortunately, it was just a dream, thinking of this, Xiao Ming finally breathed a sigh of relief, got up, got out of bed, put on shoes, put on women's clothes, and danced...... Wait, it looks like there's something weird mixed in. Holy, what the hell is this dress? Look at this tassel, look at this workmanship, at first glance, it is a high-end product, I don't know how many times better than the skirt I bought in my previous life! Wait, I seem to have exposed something......

Wait a minute, don't leave yet, I, Wang Xiaoming, feel that I can still rescue it, the ones I bought in my previous life are really for my girlfriend! Narrator: Admit it, you old otaku got your girlfriend.

Wang Xiaoming held a skirt in his hand, his heart was full of residual thoughts, and came to Chen She's room.

"Chen She, can you explain to me where this skirt came from?" Wang Xiaoming knew very well that in the situation yesterday, only Chen Shi dared to enter his room, and it was because of Chen Shi that others did not dare to come.

"Xiao Ming, don't you like this style? Come on, come on, you tell me which type you like. Although you don't like girls, I remember that you used to like to steal aunt dresses, so I went to buy dozens of them for you, but I think the one you have in your hand is the best. Chen Shi said as he took out a stack of clothes from the box next to him, of course, all of them were women's clothes, and then asked, "Xiao Ming, do you like simplicity?" Or is it a little more varied? ”

Xiao Ming told himself all the time that he should be calm, and his big brother was in front of him, but finally, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help it. He was furious!

He said, "Brother Shi, I'm not a gay, okay? Where did you hear that? I'm really not a gay, okay! ”

Chen Shi was stunned for a moment and said, "What is gay?" ”

"That's it...... It's just ......" Wang Xiaoming has become a little incoherent at the moment. "It's just that I'm not as good as Long Yang!"

"Xiao Ming, it's not a scandal to have this kind of habit, don't worry about it, just like it, it's not a big deal." Chen Shi taught step by step.

That year, on that day, there was a man named Wang Xiaoming, who was crazy!