The first year of Xianchun in the Southern Song Dynasty, Yangzhou.

The weather in July, in addition to being hot or hot, is described in a modern lyric: "On the willow trees by the pond, I know the sound of summer ......". Just by the side of an unknown river outside Yangzhou City, a few plainly dressed peasant women and village girls, talking and laughing, were washing their clothes by the river, whispering about the short things in the family. Three or two bare-bottomed urchins frolicked in the river to catch fish, and from time to time there was a crisp laughter. A big yellow dog lay in the shade of a weeping willow tree by the river, opened its mouth wide, stuck out its long tongue, squinted its eyes, and kicked it violently. The beautiful scenery and picturesque countryside are always intoxicating!

Because of the countryside, not as many people as in the city, except after the autumn harvest, there will be officials to urge the payment of imperial grain, the rest of the time basically there will not be many outsiders into the village, people enjoy a quiet time, a few peasant women after washing their clothes, or wash their hair with soap, or pull up their coarse cloth skirts and go down to the river water, and stir the water with their hands to cool off. A tall and tall village girl with a melon seed face and a rosy face, with sideburns coiled and eyes looking at the river, maybe she was watching others frolicking, or maybe she thought of her lover, and she didn't pay attention, and her washed clothes were washed away by the river. An ordinary piece of clothing, for the village girl, it takes a lot of money, and after the village girl came to her senses, she jumped into the river to get the clothes. Fortunately, the river is not in a hurry, the water is chest-deep, plopping a few times, splashing strings of crystal waves, although the village girl is soaked, the thin clothes have become wet clothes stuck to the white chest, and the hair is dripping with water droplets, but after all, the clothes have been fished, the village girl raised the corners of her mouth, and smiled faintly.

As soon as the village girl picked up her clothes and was about to go ashore, she found that there was a faint white flower thing swimming at the bottom of the river, looking like a bare-bottomed child diving! The village girl has been tricked by this gang of little butts, and this time she wants to repeat the old tricks, and the village girl thinks that she caught your little ass this time, and she can't see that she will open the flowers for your little ass! Stretched out his hand and pulled hard, and shouted crisply: "Come out", I saw a seven-foot-tall, naked, short-haired man with bare stripes who was lifted from the water, the man was twisted by the village girl's ears, and his face was innocent and stunned, but a pair of eyes were obviously swept around the village girl's wet chest, the village girl looked at the bare-ass man in front of her, and the whole body was unconcealed, and the naked stripes were presented in front of the village girl, the village girl was full of shame, her eyes widened, her mouth was wide open, and after a few seconds, "Ah! He screamed, threw off his clothes, and ran to the shore. The man immediately squatted his lower body into the water, innocently looked at the woman on the shore who was obviously starting to stir, and muttered to himself, "It's not what you think, it's really not what you think......

With the screams of the village girl, "Wangwang......", the big yellow dog with his eyes closed and recuperated saw the living person, and barked fiercely; "Come and catch the disciples!" The peasant women on the shore also screamed, or went home to shout, or cursed the bare-bottomed men squatting in the water. After a while, there was a faint noise of scolding from the village, and there were already groups of men, women, and children rushing towards the river with knives, forks, and sticks, and the man's face in the water turned red and white, white and red, and finally the man gritted his teeth, stood up, and ran towards the other side of the river, and disappeared into the dense forest on the other side.

The man's name is Zhang Fan, and he is from a small town in China in 2012. As his name suggests, the ordinary can no longer be ordinary, his father is an ordinary soldier, after retiring from the army, he did a small business and opened a small supermarket, his mother is an ordinary housewife, and his life at home is supported by a small supermarket, and he began to help his parents run this small supermarket when he was very young. It looks like a 30-year-old! Didn't you buy my tonic the day before yesterday to make a big difference! Next time, the younger generation will directly buy the price to you, just when I honor your old "Oh, this big star beauty sister, you must have used my cosmetics, and the beauty doesn't dare to recognize ......".

But Zhang Fan's father is a soldier, and he has strict requirements for Zhang Fan since he was a child, and often trains him physically, at the age of seventeen, because of his good physical fitness and computer expertise, Zhang Fan was specially recruited into an ordinary military academy university and became a freshman. Originally, I thought that I had a specialty, and it was not ordinary to be able to study in a military school, but when I entered the military school, I found that the military school was really a place where the dragon and the tiger were hidden. Ordinary Zhang Fan also has ordinary hobbies, he likes to swim in the river in his hometown. No, this morning I watched the small supermarket for a long time, the heat was unbearable, and when my mother changed him to eat, he went to the river to swim, found a place where the river was gentle, and there was no one on Friday, so he took off his essence and went to the river to splash. After playing in the water for a while, Zhang Fan saw that on the river in front of him, a circle of light inexplicably appeared, and the river under the circle seemed to be swirling. It's really curiosity to kill the cat, Zhang Fan just swam to the aperture where he felt, and felt that his body was pulled into the vortex by a huge force, and between the spinning of the sky, his consciousness slowly began to blur, and when he woke up, he was inexplicably lifted up by an ancient beautiful village girl from the water with his ears naked.

When Zhang Fan saw the old and young in the village chasing them out with knives, forks and sticks, a group of villagers in ancient costumes, he knew that he might have crossed over, and that glowing circle of light might be the legendary wormhole or time tunnel. Who knew that just after crossing over to ancient times, he appeared in front of a group of village women with a bare buttocks, and it is estimated that this may be the most shameless crossing in history! The matter has come to this point, it is better to take the thirty-six plans, otherwise a group of villagers will not have to beat themselves to death! So an epic farce of bare-bottomed crossing and bare-ass escaping for your life was staged.

Zhang Fan, who ran into the dense forest, stared at his naked body, thinking about his parents who he would never see again, for a while it was a great sadness, and for a while it was an inexplicable sense of joy, he really couldn't cry or laugh, and his bare feet were still hurt by rubble. Hey, if you want to die or live, just leave it to fate, anyway, I was born an ordinary person who can't be an ordinary person, but, even if you die, you can't die like this with a bare ass and a striped stripe, how do you have to wear a dress and die again, otherwise, it is estimated that Lord Yama will be embarrassed to accept us......

Time passed slowly, Zhang Fan looked at the sky was getting dark, his stomach rumbled and sang about the empty city plan, the opposite village gradually lit up the starting point, Zhang Fan, who was born as a military cadet, slowly drilled out of the dense forest, his body was covered with black mud, wearing a leaf grass skirt to cover his shame, and sneaked along the river to a high and low, the situation around the village was unobstructed, Zhang Fan began to slowly observe the surrounding environment, it was very strange to say, this village was surrounded by some low houses, but there were several pavilions and pavilions in the east, and the oil lamp was much brighter than the small oil lamp of the surrounding farmhouse, There are a lot more, some of the feeling of standing out from the crowd, this should be the big family in ancient times! Zhang Fan smiled at the corner of his mouth and muttered, "It's you", so he gradually approached the village and sneaked away.