Chapter Eighty-Six: The Country of Strong Beams

Yun Lang leaned against the window and watched the two sturdy servants in the house fighting...... The reason is impossible to ask, it may be a momentary quarrel, or it may be something else.

In short, the way they handle things is to fight.

Yun Lang watched the sturdy woman leap up and smash her huge body on another equally fat woman, he couldn't bear to close his eyes, and then, the screams were inevitable.

As a result, he only heard a muffled snort, and the battered woman did not scream as Yun Lang imagined, and then howled, on the contrary, she resisted, taking advantage of the woman's pressure on her, grabbed the woman's hair, and shook it vigorously......

She shook it so hard that Yun Lang thought she would break the woman's neck......

When he looked at the book for a while, he found that the fighting outside had stopped for some time, and two women, with loose hair and blue noses and swollen faces, were sitting next to each other, one holding a huge basket in his hand...... It seems that if they don't pick up the broken stones in a load of old rice today, they may not have anything to eat.

Although the Yun women no longer care about one or several meals, they come to the canteen every day to eat a free meal of their own, which has gone beyond the food itself, and only by eating this meal happily can they feel the value of their existence, and they also know that there will be such a meal tomorrow to continue to eat.

The delicate work of punishing angry women to pick up rice together seems to be from Song Qiao's hand.

This is also Song Qiao's helpless move when managing the family business.

After the end of the autumn harvest, the Yun women, who were full of food and drink and had nothing to do, and were unwilling to marry themselves, were evolving in the direction of men.

Han Chinese have violent temperaments, and when they can solve problems with their fists, regardless of gender, they generally consider other methods.

Disobedient?

It's good to have a beating.

Not convinced?

I was convinced after a beating.

Only the truth that is punched with a fist is the real truth...... As for right or wrong...... Truth be told, no one listened!

Yangyang's "Twenty-four History", only "History of the Han Dynasty" can accompany wine.

And a "History of the Han Dynasty" is a record of the Han people bullying the world under the influence of the righteousness of the Spring and Autumn Period.

The Huns have bullied me for many years,

I'll beat you when I'm strong.

Beat you to death,

I will continue to fight (the northern and southern Huns) according to your son.

There is a heavenly horse in your family who refuses to pay tribute (Dawan).

I'll hit you.

Even if it's 10,000 miles away, I'm going to beat you until Pegasus is raised in my backyard.

Kushan Empire?

I've never heard of it, and it's never too late to get to know each other after I beat it......

Even in the powerful Tang Dynasty and Li Er's period, "The Prophecy of the Golden Sword" is still one of the bottom lines of the empire's strict defense.

Liu is the king, Liu is the master, and Liu is the warrior...... These proverbs accompanied the Tang Dynasty throughout its life.

And at that time, Liu Che had been dead for six hundred years.

Huo Qubing expanded the land for 3,000 miles, Jiuquan County finally appeared, Yun Lang wanted to ask Huo Quai, if he really did the thing of pouring wine into the spring water to trick the soldiers into drinking.

If he had done it, Yun Lang would have wanted to ask, had he drunk all the 60,000 catties of wine transported from the Yun clan alone?

Looking at the list of Huo Quai's meritorious deeds released by the imperial court, Yun Lang was full of emotion...... I really want to go to Dunhuang to see the hill that doesn't have Mogao Grottoes...... Then dig a hole and leave the first fresco on it......

"You eat less, this is the third pig's trotter you've eaten." Yun Lang put down the scroll in his hand and couldn't hold back any longer.

Sima Qian looked up at Yun Lang, and then bit his favorite pig's trotter tendon fiercely, squinted his eyes and enjoyed it for a long time, and finally sent the meat down his stomach with a big sip of wine, and then wiped his mouth and beard with a dirty handkerchief, and said with a big burp: "You didn't remember to send me a little bit of such a good thing." ”

Yun Lang sighed and said: "If you don't change the wording on your record, you will only be able to live in the hole you dug in the future, and if you want to eat pig's trotters, you can eat them for a lifetime." ”

Sima Qian was disgusted and used his fingers to pick out the shredded meat inlaid between his teeth, and chewed it twice by the way after digging, so as not to waste a little food.

"Why do you want to change it? My record is correct, Your Majesty was poor and crazy, and then he sent the big leader of the embroidered messenger to loot the Dian Kingdom and the Yelang Kingdom.

Then the water of Dianchi Lake turned red, the floating corpse covered the water surface of Dianchi Lake, the fish and shrimp were eaten and floated on the water, unable to sink, the queen, the body of the queen and the queen was naked under the scorching sun, and there were long worms born from the abdominal cavity......

When Yelang City is happy, there are Shu merchants to present a hundred altars of fine wine, Yelang Guozhu King to pay a thousand gold, and invite Shu merchants to feast together, watch the white elephant play, the golden waterfall wonders...... When they had drunk the wine, their faces turned black...... The capital of Yelang was silent for more than five days, and when the subjects of Yelang entered the city, they found that more than 2,700 people in Yelang City were killed and wounded, and the stench in the city was stinking, white elephants, and gold were gone, and the merchants of Shu were nowhere to be seen...... The five hundred night warriors chased after him for half a month, but he was attacked by black-clothed armor soldiers on the shore of the water, and there were only two or three escapees.

This is all His Majesty's great work, how can it be done if you don't record it? ”

Yun Lang clicked his mouth and said, "It's all rumors, where did you hear such a bizarre story?" ”

Sima Qian looked around for a moment, then removed a delicate and strange bronze mask with a vermilion bird pattern from the wall of Yun Lang's study, threw it on the table, and said, "This shouldn't be your Yun Clan's product, right?" ”

Yun Lang smiled dryly: "It looks interesting, I bought it from the Shu merchant." ”

Sima Qian didn't care about Yun Lang's defense, and continued: "Your Majesty's White Deer Garden suddenly has three white elephants, nine domesticated gray elephants, and the smoke in your Yun Clan's alchemy workshop is billowing and endless, not to mention that the distribution of Yulu in this year's autumn is extremely rich, even if it is me, Taishi Ling, I have also received two pieces of red gold. ”

As Sima Qian spoke, he took out two small gold ingots from his arms and threw them in front of Yun Lang and said, "Is this thing from the Dian Kingdom, or the Yelang Kingdom?" Good texture. ”

Yun Lang pulled the gold ingot, didn't see the Yun stamp on it, and said with a sigh of relief: "This is naturally the national treasury gold." ”

"Treasury?

In the spring, Dasi Nong'er Kuan's seventieth birthday, I also went, the old guy prepared the wine was simple to the point of a person a pot of wine, a plate of vegetables, a piece of cake, and when asked, he said that the treasury was empty and could run horses, and said that there was no money to support the Yulu in the autumn of this year, and we all had to live a frugal life, and the old guy estimated that there would be two years, and our Yulu should be hopeless to distribute.

As a result, the distribution of money in the autumn was far more abundant than in previous years, and you told me that these things were taken from the treasury? ”

Yun Lang smiled: "What do you eat if you don't give out Yulu?" ”

Sima Qian laughed and said, "This is considered an admission? ”

Yun Lang shook his head and said, "Say that I am not capable, I have a kind of way to tell Your Majesty." ”

Sima Qian smiled: "You think I didn't say it? I have added to the living note, Your Majesty naturally saw it, Taichang Temple also sent the living note back to me to modify, and I scolded it all the way back.

I still wonder why there is no follow-up, it turns out that they handed over the errand to you, tell you, it is impossible to modify the living note, since Your Majesty dares to do it, you must dare to admit it!

Looting is too much for Your Majesty to do this kind of thing, and if you do it too many times and make it a habit, it will be bad.

Now there are people outside the country who can rob, and once they rob the surrounding countries, they will attack their own people at that time.

At that time, it didn't matter if I was a small family, you landlords and old fortunes should be careful.

If one day, when I take the money, I suddenly see your hat, don't say that I am a historian's corpse! ”

After Sima Qian finished speaking, he wrapped the gold ingot into a handkerchief again, tied it and put it in his arms.

Yun Lang snorted and said, "There is a smell of blood on the gold ingots. ”

Sima Qian shook his head and said: "The sin is in people, not in gold, this is my money, it is all clean." ”

Yun Lang thought for a moment and said, "You are actually blaming Your Majesty for your actions, not for the Dian Kingdom, Yelang Kingdom, right?" ”

Sima Qian glanced at Yun Lang and said: "I am a Han person, I only pay attention to my king, the people outside the country are dull, not subject to the king, one does not come to the Hajj, the other does not come to pay tribute, what does it have to do with me, not to mention, such a place of non-submission is already among the conquests."

If Your Majesty is a dignified army to conquer and not surrender, I, the Taishi Ling, will also write a prayer for the army to sacrifice to the heavens, so that the heavens and ancestors will bless our army to be invincible and invincible.

However, it is absolutely undesirable for Your Majesty to commit robbery, and what is good at the top will be followed by the next.

You see that as long as His Majesty's practice is known to the world, there will be people who will follow His Majesty's practice, they will not dare to rob the house in the Han Dynasty, and they will definitely dare to gather a group of strong beams to loot outside the territory. ”