Li Ru did not expect badly, on the day he reported to Dong Zhuoyu, Xu Chu and Dian Wei launched an attack on Sanguan.

On the morning of this day, Xu Chu and Dian Wei led 10,000 tiger guards to arrive at the first two miles of Sanguan, and after ordering the army to rest on the spot, the two did not bring a single guard, and disguised themselves as two woodcutters and resisted two bundles of dry firewood until they walked to the foot of Sanguan.

Seeing that the two of them were still approaching, the commander shouted: "Stop, the military must be passed, it is forbidden to approach, otherwise there will be no mercy!" ”

Xu Chu put the firewood on the ground, bent over and said: "Please make it convenient for the military master, the villain brothers make a living by collecting firewood, seeing that there is no rice at home, no, they beat two loads of firewood, and prepare to go to Chen Cangyi to order rice and grain, and provide for the old and young in the family, please raise the noble hand of the military master, let the villain pass through, and the villain's family will always feel the great grace of the military master......"

Dian Wei also nodded on the side, imploring the other party to switch and let the two of them in.

"What nonsense, Liu Zhang raised troops to rebel and attack Xiangye, seeing that the war is imminent, I received an order from the military master, it is strictly forbidden for anyone to enter and leave the customs, otherwise there will be no place to die, the military master let you enter the customs, wouldn't it cost you your own life, get out!"

"Master Jun, look at this blue sky and white day, there is not even a bird, where can there be a war, please open the grace of the military master and let the villain brother enter the customs, otherwise the villain brother's family of more than ten will starve to death!"

"You deserve to die of starvation, the life of the military master is not as valuable as your family, right? The military master saw that you were burly and full of anger, and he was not a good person at first glance, and said, is it Liu Zhang's spies who want to enter the customs to investigate the military situation......"

Xu Chu shouted "sigh" and said: "Master Jun, don't say this nonsense, it's a matter of losing your head, the villain brothers grew up in this mountain forest since childhood, hunting and chopping wood for a living, every day over the mountains and mountains, rough work continues, and the body naturally grows a little stronger......"

"It's not the best, get out, if you dare to be verbose, the military master will let people release arrows!"

"Jun Ye, do you think it's not like this, the night is cool in this valley, and the military men must also light a fire to keep warm, the villain brother here two loads of firewood are good mountain apricot wood, durable and burnable, enough to have two hundred catties, the villain is willing to sell two loads of firewood to the military master, just ask the military master to reward a few catties of sorghum, do you think it is good?"

"There is firewood in the pass, why did the military master pay out of his own pocket to buy you two loads of wood? Get out of here, if you have to say more, the military master will release the arrows! ”

"Master Jun, please do it, you see, the villain brother has finally been transported, and it will be too ...... to transport it back with eight efforts."

Wu Chang didn't allow Chu to say more, took a bow, and shot it with an arrow.

Xu Chu and Dian Wei are both heroes of the world, in important positions in the Yizhou army, admired, today to a small commander of the good words, but was scolded and insulted, if not for the fear of exposing his identity, affecting the later battles, he would have been beaten down the city wall (don't be surprised, with the ability of the two, just pick up a stone can also knock the other party down), now the other party has to inch in, take arrows to shoot, the two of them are furious in their hearts, but thinking of Liu Zhang's task, the two had to temporarily put aside their personal honor and disgrace, collected their anger, and pretended to be afraid, hold your head and run.

The commander missed an arrow, and when he saw the two of them dropping Chai He and running away in embarrassment, he couldn't help laughing insolently, and the soldiers on the left and right also laughed.

Xu Chu and Dian Wei ran out for more than a mile, and then slowed down.

"Fuck, this time I was embarrassed to my grandmother's house, and I let a little Wu Chang scold for a long time without saying anything, and it made people look like dogs, and I won't have a face to see anyone in the future!" Dian Wei said dejectedly.

Xu Chu said: "Your face is already black, what are you afraid of!" ”

"Why, do you think it's glorious?"

"Glorious fart, if that kid falls into my hands, I'll have to tear him alive! But I don't think it's bad......"

"Not bad? Idiot, you're wrong, if this thing reaches the ears of the lord, what face will you and I have to meet people......"

"The lord knows that we are enduring humiliation in order to win the Sanguan, not only will he not laugh at us, but he will praise us, do you believe it?"

"That's right...... But such a humiliating thing happened to me, and I just can't bear it......"

"Then go back and kill that guy and you'll be ......"

"It's not difficult to kill that guy, but once you startle the snake, it's difficult to take down the Sanguan, if you miss the lord's business, you and I don't want to be ashamed, even if you deserve to lose your life!"

"Don't worry, we will definitely kill that guy today, and at the same time, we will also take down Sanguan!"

Dian Wei hurriedly said: "Oh, idiot, do you have a way?" ”

"Of course ......"

"Say it, say it, what's the solution!"

"Don't worry, let's go back!"

The two returned to the place where the army was temporarily stationed, summoned a group of generals, and when Xu Chu explained his method, everyone applauded.

After a short time, Xu Chu and Dian Wei slowly walked towards the dispersal again.

The captain was still on duty on the city wall, looking at the two approaching people, he couldn't help but scold: "Fuck, you still dare to come?" I didn't lose my life just now, aren't you? Then the military master will fulfill you, and if you dare to take half a step closer, the military master will have to kill you! ”

Xu Chu and Dian Wei scolded in their hearts: "Let you be arrogant for a while, and you will know how powerful your grandfather is later!" After scolding, Xu Chu said: "Master Jun, the villain doesn't dare to disturb the master of the army, it's just that these two loads of firewood cost the villain brothers a lot of time, and it's a pity to discard them, please be kind to the military master, and let the villain brothers transport the firewood and the two brothers back home......"

Wu Chang said impatiently: "Quick, take it and get out of ......."

"Master Xie, Master Xie!" Xu Chu thanked him again and again, stepped forward with Dian Wei, each of them took a burden, turned around and left, and the chief Wu did not embarrass the two of them.

After walking out of the land of an arrow and leaving the range of the opponent's bow and arrow, Xu Chu and Dian Wei put down the firewood and scolded in unison: "The turtle grandson on the city wall, bastard, grandpa told you, grandpa will never give up if you provoke grandpa today, grandpa remembers your appearance, you have cut off the life of grandpa's family, grandpa wants to let you pay for your life, you listen, if you dare to come out alone, grandpa must kill you and ......"

"Ah-" Wu Chang was furious when he heard this, and scolded: "Boldly Diao Min, insult the military master, you wait, the military master will immediately let you know what life is better than death......"

"Uncle is waiting here, you kind of shoot uncles...... Come on, don't you dare to be raised by a bastard! Dian Wei scolded.

"Ahh

"Come on, grandpa is waiting for you here...... It's not the turtle son......" Dian Wei was still mocking the other party.

The movement on the city wall will soon attract the Yamen general guarding the city gate, and the Yamen general looked at Dian Wei and Xu Chu in the distance and said, "What's the matter?" ”

Wu Chang hurriedly told the situation, and the Yamen general learned that the two Diao people dared to offend the tiger power of the Xiliang Army, it seems that they have not experienced the horror of the Xiliang Army, and said: "Take your people down, take them down, this general is going to kill them alive!" ”

Wu Chang said: "General, those two people who make a living by selling are tall and strong, and the people under the villain may not be able to take them down!" ”

"Waste, you can't even take two ordinary people, why fight the enemy?" The tooth gate general scolded, just because Captain Wu's words were too embarrassing for the Xiliang Army.

Dian Wei took out an arm-thick Chai He, and said: "Grandpa doesn't have the time to waste money with you, since you don't dare to come, grandpa is leaving, don't say that grandpa didn't warn you, if you dare to chase after you, it's like this firewood ......" After that, the arm-thick Chai He was like a thin chopstick, which was broken in two.

"Grandpa is gone...... Hahaha...... A bunch of waste......" Xu Chu picked up the firewood, scolded, turned around and left arrogantly, and looked at the enemy army on the city wall as if there was nothing.

Dian Wei spat at the city wall, laughed and picked up the firewood and left.

The tooth keeper saw that the arm-thick Chai He was pulled into two sections, and said in his heart, "It turned out to be two people with natural divine power, no wonder they are so arrogant, but what about natural divine power, I have people and horses, and I have ...... sword."

"Chen San, you immediately take fifty people down and take these two guys who dare to offend my Xiliang Army, I want them to understand the consequences of offending my Xiliang Army!"

A tun chief next to him said: "General, will there be fraud among them?" Little people, how dare they provoke the power of our army......"

Wu Chang hurriedly said: "Tun Lord, these two guys are two chopping wood, thinking that we can't do anything about them outside the gate, so we dare to be so arrogant, the villain thinks that we must take down and kill a hundred people, otherwise it will be spread out, and it will damage the majesty of our Xiliang Army!" ”

The tooth keeper nodded and said: "Yes, the tiger is not powerful, I still think that my Xiliang Army is a sick cat, Chen San, immediately take someone to catch them, whether they live or die, I want to hang their corpses in front of the gate to show the public!" You go with it......" The last sentence was addressed to the captain.

Chen San had to bow and say: "The subordinates have orders!" "Then he went down the city wall with the joyful captain, and took dozens of soldiers to step on the war horses and rushed out of the pass majestically, daring to be afraid that the infantry would not be able to catch up with these two 'chaifu' who went over the mountains and mountains all day long to chop wood, and specially sent cavalry!

Xu Chu and Dian Wei heard the sound of the horse's hooves behind them, turned around to look, and then threw away the firewood on their shoulders in a panic, and fled.

Chen San followed closely behind him with more than fifty horses, and what made him extremely depressed was that he didn't know what the two guys were made of, although the two legs did not outperform the four legs, he was not even panicked, no matter how he urged the mount, the two sides always maintained a certain distance between them......

"These two guys are used to crossing mountains and mountains, and their steps are really not slow......" The Yamen general muttered as he looked at Xu Chu and Dian Wei, who were fleeing for their lives in a hurry.

The pro-soldier of the tooth keeper said with a smile: "No matter how fast he runs, he can't run four legs on two legs, and the manpower is not as long as the horsepower, these two guys will slow down soon, and then they can only be captured!" These two bastards dare to offend the majesty of our Xiliang army, and when they are caught, they must let him die of pain! ”

The tooth keeper nodded, and the group chased farther and farther, and their vision was already blurred, so he said: "There's nothing to see, I'll go down and rest for a while, you watch here, if Chen San catches them back, tell them, keep them first, and wait for me to get up and then send them down!" ”

The soldiers hurriedly said: "Yes, general, you go slowly, the villain will watch carefully, and there will be no mistakes!" ”

The tooth gate will stop talking nonsense, turn and go.