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The subordinates of the incarnation king did not eat the set of "pre-sound intimidation", and before Xu Ji finished speaking, someone angrily reprimanded and pushed, and as soon as the words fell, several fists smashed over.

Xu Ji didn't dodge, raised his arms, tried to protect his face, and said loudly: "When death is coming, don't you still want to open your eyes?" ”

"Fuck off! Stop it! Are there any rules? This is Lao Tzu's territory! I will give you a 'top bag' and give you a 'heart-warming feet' ......"

The crowd continued to scream, and quickly dispersed, revealing the incarnated king.

It was a thin man in his fifties, with a bit of a literary temperament, more like a fortune teller than a teacher, with a green scarf written all over his head, more than anyone else, wearing a wide brocade robe, tied with a gold buckle, and the collar of the robe was open, revealing half of the heart shield on his left chest.

Xu Ji looked at this person breathlessly.

"You little white-faced person can't speak, come up and ask Lao Tzu to surrender, saying 'death is coming' - do you think I am like I am dying? Lao Tzu is a disciple of Maitreya Buddha, and the five hundred arhats are all my senior brothers and junior brothers, who can kill me? Who would dare to kill me? ”

The incarnated king has two habits, one is to scold before almost every sentence, and all kinds of scolding methods are not the same, but he himself doesn't seem to be aware of it. The second is to love to swing a stick, synchronized with scolding, pointing to the sky, pointing to the sky, and more often pointing to the nose of the opposite person.

The stick is more than three feet long, and one end of the stick is held with gold thread, and the other end is wrapped with a silver ring, and the stick is also painted with swastikas.

Xu Ji stood still, trying not to look at the stick, a little nervous in his heart, and when the incarnation king shut up, he still refused to show weakness, and said, "The five hundred arhats are not Maitreya disciples. ”

The incarnation king was stunned for a moment, and immediately said: "You know a fart, how many years ago did the Buddhist scriptures you read read?" The emperors of the world have changed dozens of times, so can't the heavens change a little? "The king of the world pointed to the sky with a stick," Maitreya Buddha has completed his practice, and has replaced the old man in charge of the Mantian God Buddha, and specially sent me to come to the world to help his life, his old man replaced the Buddha at the top, and I replaced the emperor below. ”

These words are full of loopholes, even when the incarnation king talks about Maitreya, he has to add a swear word, but he won the applause of the whole house, "The emperor worships Rulai, we worship Maitreya, the old goes, the new comes, everyone makes trouble in the Jinluan Palace......"

After a pause in his voice, Xu Ji took a step forward, "If the king wants to replace the emperor, why don't you attack Luoyang directly and drown here, but what does it mean?" ”

"Who said drowning? Aren't we on our way to Luoyang? When I clean up Ning Bao'er and lead millions of people across the river, you say that you are from Luoyang, and Luoyang can stop my heavenly soldiers? ”

"I don't know Luoyang, but I know that King Wuyue will definitely be able to stop it."

This time, even the king of the world was annoyed, and raised his stick to fight, Xu Ji hurriedly added: "But King Wuyue would rather be the vanguard of the king and attack the eastern capital directly." ”

The Descendant King put away the stick in time, "He wants to be my vanguard?" ”

"The title of King Wu Yue is sealed by the king, how can he be an enemy of the king?"

"His grandmother's, I'm angry when I talk about it!" The king of the world scolded indiscriminately, "Lao Tzu joked about the title of the king, others mean it, and return it obediently, just take this kid seriously, dare to be the king with Lao Tzu, take away Lao Tzu's men and horses, and also say that the river army east of Tongguan belongs to him, let me go back to Qinzhou." Beat this kid to death with a stick, Lao Tzu came with troops, and occupied the camp of the river army, just don't leave, how dare he? ”

Xu Ji was deeply moved, "The king's clever plan is to calm the world, and the fruit is extraordinary." ”

The Descendant King and all his subordinates were stunned, and one said, "Bullshit, you...... Oops. ”

The incarnation king struck the man on the head with a stick and said angrily: "Lao Tzu's clever plan was given by Maitreya, you can't see that this gentleman has the discernment and sees a hint of it." Sir, please take your seat. ”

The incarnation king carried a stick in one hand and held the guest's wrist in the other, and walked in side by side, "What is the name of the gentleman?" ”

"The surname is Xu, and the name is based."

"Ah, Mr. Xu, come, sit."

The bookcases in the public hall had been emptied, and there was only one chair left, covered with ayara, and a few wooden boxes next to it, which were considered stools.

Xu Ji sat on the box and said to the king: "Sir, tell me what is my clever plan?" ”

"This is a heavenly opportunity, and I can only talk to the king."

"Get out of here, all of you." The Incarnation King said loudly.

"Xue Zu, what if this kid is an assassin?" Someone reminded.

The name of the incarnation king was Xue Liujia, and his close subordinates called him "Xue Zu".

"Hah, look at his body, can he beat one of my fingers? What's more, Lao Tzu still has this 'stick of killing the emperor and destroying the emperor through the sky' in his hand, who can touch me? ”

The generals reluctantly withdrew from the court, and Gan Zhao walked behind and bowed to Xu Ji.

"There are no outsiders, you say it, if you say it well, there will be a reward, if you say it badly, there will be a stick."

Xu Ji smiled, he issued a "threat", but the Descendant King was not angry, but scattered his subordinates, since then, Xu Ji has been full of confidence, knowing that the Descendant King is really afraid of Ning Bao'er, and based on this, the next words are easy to say.

"The king divided the kings in Qinzhou, it was a godsend, why did he regret it later?"

"Is it a clever plan to be crowned king? But someone told me that after the king, the generals went their own way, and the army was yellow. ”

"As I expected, there is indeed a traitor who deliberately sabotaged the king's clever plan."

"Adulterer...... Wait, you first talk about where Feng Wang Miao is, Lao Tzu has the heavenly eyes given by Maitreya himself, and it is clear whether he is loyal or treacherous. ”

Xu Ji had already thought about what he wanted to say, and arched his hand: "Please ask the king to ask me a few things first." ”

"Just ask."

"There are nine and countless miscellaneous states in the world, and the king started in Qinzhou in the northwest, and now he once ruled the world?"

"Of course not, there is still a piece of the boss left, at least Luoyang must be captured."

Xu Ji nodded, "The king is self-aware, which is very popular. ”

Descending to the world frowned, "Don't turn around and praise me, continue to ask." ”

"Since the incident, the king's soldiers and horses have increased day by day, but has there ever been foreign help?"

"Nope!" The incarnation king looked angry, "Lao Tzu does the right thing for heaven, but the people of the world treat me as a thief, and when they see me, they will run, and Lao Tzu is not polite, and he will kill if he catches up." ”

"Therefore it is a clever plan to be crowned king."

"Huh?" This turn was too big, and the Descendant King was completely confused, staring at Xu Ji and gently weighing the stick in his hand.

"Don't talk about others, just say that King Wuyue, the land of Jiangdong and the people of Wuzhou, are not owned by the king at the moment, the king seals his subordinates with other people's things, and if he succeeds, he will have more reinforcements, and if he fails, he will not damage his own body, isn't it a wonderful plan?"

The Descendant King opened his mouth and thought for a while before saying, "It seems that this is the truth, but Ning Tyrant is beating me." ”

"The king was too anxious, and King Wu Yue was not at ease, so he did not obey, but King Wu Yue had already regretted it, so he sent me to sue for peace."

The Descendant King thought for a while, and a smile gradually appeared on his face, "If Ning Bao'er goes to Jiangdong, she won't be my enemy?" ”

"The king thinks carefully, the name of King Wu Yue is sealed by the king, the stronger the king, the more correct the name of King Wu Yue, if the king declines, who in the world will recognize King Wu Yue?"

The incarnation king laughed, and suddenly had a cold face, "The person who persuaded me to take back the king's title is indeed a traitor." ”

Xu Ji arched his hand, "King Mingjian." ”

"According to you, I still have to restore the king's name to everyone else? Isn't this the same as farting? ”

Xu Ji shook his head with a smile, "There is indeed something wrong with the seal of King Qinzhou, except for King Wu Yue, the fiefs of other kings are all nearby, this move is to make enemies, not reinforcements." ”

"That's what the man who persuaded me said before." He slapped his thigh in the world, but he slapped it on the stick on his knee, and it hurt him to grin.

"Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great. That person only knows one thing, but he doesn't know the other, since he is sealed nearby, why is he not like King Wu Yue, who is farther away? Ordered the generals, the land-grabbing is the king, and the landless is reduced to soldiers, so that the generals will fight separately, and the king will not bother, even if nothing can be done, at least the court can be dispersed, giving the king a chance to breathe. ”

The king of the incarnation was afraid of the officers and soldiers, and the second was afraid of Ning Tyranny, listening to Xu Ji's words, he thought for a long time, and suddenly said: "I have the support of Maitreya Patriarch and the help of heavenly soldiers and generals, what respite do I want?" ”

"I don't choose what to say, but the king understands the meaning."

"But I've taken back the trumpet of the Nine Kings."

"Now it's not about restoring the king's title, but about a new one, let the generals choose for themselves, those who dare to go to a distant place to open up the territory will be crowned king, and those who dare not stay."

"Aren't the rest of me cowards?"

"The courage of the king and the courage of battle are two different things, what the king wants to keep is the courage of battle, right?"

"Nonsense." The incarnation king picked his teeth with his other hand, and his mouth was slurping.

Xu Ji lowered his gaze and let the descending king think slowly.

"When is Ning Bao'er going to Jiangdong?"

"Immediately march east as soon as you have gathered enough troops."

"Don't talk empty words, give me a date."

"Within a month."

"It's been too long, he's scavenging this place, what am I going to eat?"

"Half a month."

The king of the incarnation still shook his head, "Ten days, no, no, five days, at most give him five days, he is willing to go to Jiangdong with his ass, and Lao Tzu will admit that he is the king of Wuyue." ”

"The king won't chase after him?"

"He's a poor ghost, and he's not a beauty, why are you chasing him? The faster he goes, the better. ”

Xu Ji arched his hand and said: "With the king's words, King Wuyue must be grateful, and within five days, he will draw troops and march eastward, echoing the king in Jiangdong." ”

"Hey. You'll go back as soon as it's dawn and write me back before dark. ”

"Yes, there is only one thing to ask for, please send a trustworthy confidant to accompany me to see King Wu Yue, otherwise, there is no evidence, I am afraid that King Wu Yue will not believe it."

"Haha, you came alone, I didn't even doubt it...... But you're right, Ning Bao'er, this kid is suspicious, I will send someone back with you. ”

For Xu Ji, it was not "going back", but "going", backed by the Descending Army and the officers and soldiers of Yingcheng, he was more confident in rescuing Ma Wei.

"Mr. Xu, wait a minute, let you see how I teach the traitor a lesson." The incarnation king was an impatient, and shouted loudly outside the hall: "Call the military advisor!" ”

Xu Ji didn't want to hurt people, and said: "Listening to what the king said just now, the military advisor is not a traitor, but he doesn't think long enough. ”

"The military advisor doesn't think far, why do you need a military advisor? Don't follow Ning Bao'er, that kid loves to kill, and he will do it if he doesn't say a word, you can be my military advisor. ”

Xu Ji was about to refuse, but a person ran in from outside, "The king called me......"

"How are you?" Xu stood up and shouted the same sentence at the same time as the man.

The military advisor of the incarnated king turned out to be the rank of Huangfu.