Chapter 0608: A Ridiculous Farce (Fourth Update!) )
The Living Buddha of Bon made a Buddha seal and said with a smile: "Master Li, to the east is the place of death, and I also ask Master Li to rein in the precipice." ”
"Clever tongue."
Li Jiqian sneered, "Thief bald, to put it mildly, you just want to trick the old man into conspiring with you in the Western Regions." The old man won't promise you, get out of here. ”
The Bon Living Buddha narrowed his eyes with a smile, "The land occupied by the hundred countries of the Western Regions is far a hundred times larger than this northwest, why should Master Li spend troops and fight hard in this northwest?"
Li Shizhu's soldiers and horses can fight well, as long as they are willing to enter the Western Regions, they will definitely be able to lay a huge territory in the Western Regions.
What the poor monk asked for was just to borrow a small piece of land and establish a Buddha country in the future of Master Li Shi.
Of course, if Master Li Shi is willing to take my Bon religion as the state religion, my Bon sect will do my best to help Master Li Shi achieve hegemony. ”
Li Jiqian gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "The grudge between the old man and the Yang family is not shared, and if the Yang family is not destroyed, the old man will not go there." ”
"Buddha Amitayus...... Master Li Shi, the Han people have a saying, called take a step back and open the sky. ”
"Our party also has a saying, which is called further fine clothes and fine food."
The Bon Living Buddha's face froze, "Why is Master Li so obsessed? ”
Li Jiqian sneered: "What can you do to me? ”
"Amitayus Buddha ......"
The Living Buddha of Bon pronounced a Buddha horn and said with a compassionate face: "Since Master Li Shi is so obsessed, then the poor monk Hugh blames the poor monk for being rude." ”
After that, the Bon Living Buddha stroked his palm, and the group slowly entered Li Jiqian's field of vision.
Sixteen warrior monks, one party member.
Li Jiqian didn't have any emotions for those warrior monks, but when he saw that party member, his face changed.
"Jizhu?!"
Li Jiqian gritted his teeth and spit out two words.
Li Jishou saw Li Jiqian again, looking a little ashamed, but that trace of shame was fleeting.
He touched his chest with one hand and said respectfully, "Brother." ”
Li Jiqian stared at Li Jiqian coldly, and said in a low voice: "Aren't you supposed to be defending against the Zhejia army?" ”
Li Jiqian's power was very heavy, and Li Jiqian's heart was beating wildly when he was frightened.
However, after Li Jizhu saw the Bon Living Buddha beside him, his mind calmed down a lot, he looked at Li Jiqian, and said with a stiff smile: "Brother, I am indeed resisting the Zhejia army, but a few days ago, I received a letter from my master, saying that my brother was afraid that he was in trouble and asked me to come to help, so I hurried over." ”
The Bon Living Buddha glanced at Li Jishou with contemptuous eyes.
Now that it's going to be so much face, it's superfluous to talk about so many clichés.
It's really hard to make a big deal......
Since Li Jisheng wants his face and is unwilling to tear his face, the Bon Living Buddha can only tear his face for him.
The Bon Living Buddha looked at Li Jiqian and said, "Since Master Li Shi is unwilling to cooperate with the poor monks, then the poor monks can only help to change someone to cooperate with the poor monks." ”
"You're going to kill the old man?"
Li Jiqian raised his eyebrows and looked at them coldly.
His eyes swept around and fell on Li Jisheng's body, "Li Jisheng, do you know what you're doing?" The old man broke the yang root, you are destined to become the co-leader of the party after the old man, why do you still do this? ”
Li Jisheng hesitated for a moment, then stared at Li Jiqian with blazing eyes, and said with a little nervousness and excitement: "I can't wait...... The more you live, the more energetic you become, and after you break the yang root, you will be even more energetic......
I may not be able to live longer than you, and even if I live longer than you, you may not pass on the position of the co-leader of the party to me.
You also have a son.
Although he has also broken his yang root like you, he can still replace you as the co-leader of the party.
I may not be able to outlive your father and son, so ......
I can only take the position of co-leader of the party from you with my own hands. ”
Li Jiqian gritted his teeth and roared: "You are looking for death......
Tearing off his face, Li Jizhui had no scruples, and he said excitedly: "I'm looking for death, but the person who dies will only be you." With the help of my guru, I will definitely replace you and become the co-leader of the party. ”
The more Li Jisheng spoke, the more excited he became, "When the time comes, I will not only replace you as the co-leader of the party, but also with the help of my master, I will crisscross the Western Regions." To build a huge state in the Western Regions, not to lose to the Northern Wei Dynasty established by our ancestors.
Moreover, I can also take your place and help take care of my sister-in-law, who has become a living widow...... And those beautiful wives and concubines of Deming's nephews......"
Li Jiqian's face was as black as iron, and he roared in a trembling voice: "When did you hook up with those sluts......"
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Li Jisheng smiled proudly: "Since your brother broke the yang root, my sister-in-law has often drilled into my tent ......."
"Good!"
Li Jiqian said two words with a hideous face.
Li Jishou said excitedly: "Brother, you can go with peace of mind......
After saying this, he nodded at the Bon Living Buddha.
The Living Buddha of Bon exhaled the Buddha's name and said with a smile: "Send Master Li Shi to be reborn in bliss." ”
Although Li Jiqian has a hideous face, he is surprisingly calm.
It seems that he has already resigned himself to his fate.
Sixteen warrior monks pounced on Li Jiqian in an instant.
Li Jiqian stood still and didn't understand.
Just when sixteen warrior monks pounced in front of Li Jiqian.
Suddenly.
"Puff~"
A powerful crossbow sounded.
A rain of arrows drifted in front of Li Jiqian.
The sixteen warrior monks who pounced on Li Jiqian were shot into hedgehogs in a single breath.
One by one, they fell to the ground, and when they died, they could not die again.
The Bon Living Buddha's face changed suddenly.
Li Jisheng's eyes widened, and he collapsed to the ground in fright.
"How could it be ......?"
"How so?"
Li Jiqian asked rhetorically, and then roared angrily at Li Jijiao, "The old man has long been murderous about this thief's baldness, and the reason why he didn't do it is because this thief's bald still has the value of use."
The old man ambushed more than 200 spies around this thief, and the thief's every move could not escape the old man's eyes and ears.
The old man knew that this thief was secretly contacting the leaders of the various departments.
The old man was also waiting for them to jump out.
But the old man never thought that the last person to jump out was you, my own brother. ”
When Li Jishou heard this, he got up in fear, knelt on the ground, kowtowed like pounding garlic, "Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong......"
"It's him! He bewitched me! He was the one who threatened me with something about me and my sister-in-law! ”
Fear suddenly occupied Li Jizhuo's heart, Li Jizhuo pointed to the Bon Living Buddha, and roared hard.
Li Jimian stepped forward.
A 100-person bow and crossbow team, when Li Jiqian arrived in front of Li Jisheng, had already besieged Li Jitou and the Bon Living Buddha together.
"Bang!"
Li Ji moved to Li Jisheng's side, and he was angry with a kick.
After Li Jishou was kicked, he didn't have time to feel the pain at all, so he hurriedly returned to the same place and knelt down.
Li Jiqian no longer paid attention to Li Jishou, he walked in front of the Bon Living Buddha, and said coldly: "Thief bald, what else do you have to say?" ”
"Amitayus Buddha ......"
The Living Buddha of Bon slowly closed his eyes, "The king is defeated, the poor monk is a bad move today, and he is defeated in the hands of Li Shizhu, and I hope that Li Shizhu will give the poor monk a good time." After the death of the poor monk, ask Li Shizhu to deliver a message to the monks of the Bon religion in the Western Regions, asking them to find the reincarnation of the poor monk. ”
Li Jiqian looked at the Bon Living Buddha calmly, and suddenly spoke, "The old man won't kill you." ”
The Bon Living Buddha suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Li Jiqian in horror.
"You want to use the poor monk to control the Bon religion?!"
"Hey ......"
Li Jiqian grinned and smiled cruelly.
He slammed his fist and slammed it on the cheeks of the Bon Living Buddha.
Then, he pressed the Bon Living Buddha is an old fist.
It wasn't until he knocked off the Bon Living Buddha's mouth and broke his limbs that he stood up and shook his hands.
"Is it only allowed for you to plot against the old man, and not for the old man to plot against you? Think beautifully. ”
Li Jiqian, who was as brutal as a wolf, actually let go of the Bon Living Buddha.
This surprised Li Jisheng, who was trembling on his knees.
At the same time, it also gave him a glimmer of life.
Seeing Li Jiqian walking in front of him, he threw himself at Li Jiqian's feet, kissed Li Jiqian's boots, and cried bitterly: "Brother, I was wrong, I was bewitched by that thief ......"
Li Jiqian pinched Li Jizhen's chin, lifted Li Jizhen's head, and looked at him with a smile, "Did you see that the old man let go of the thief, and you think the old man will let you go?"
The old man let him go because he was still useful, but you ......"
The smile on Li Jiqian's face was swept away, and he looked at Li Jiqian coldly, and said, "You should be damned." ”
"Nope! No! Brother, you can't kill me, if you kill me, our Tuoba clan will be doomed. ”
Li Jisheng roared in horror.
Li Jiqian smiled sarcastically: "Have you not seen Na Lan'er for a long time?" ”
Li Jiqian was stunned, not understanding the meaning of Li Jiqian's words, but in Li Jiqian's cold gaze, he still nodded.
Na Lan'er is an extremely beautiful woman, Li Deming's woman.
is also the woman Li Jizhu likes to find the most when he is stealing joy.
However, I heard that she disappeared half a year ago.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Li Jiqian smiled, and whispered in Li Jiqian's ear: "The old man suddenly discovered a long time ago that that Lan'er, that slut, was pregnant with a child. Deming's child almost strangled her to death.
However, he was stopped by the old man.
The old man thought at the time, wait until he finds the adulterer, and bury him alive together.
However, until a month ago, when Nalan'er's slut gave birth to a little man, the old man didn't find the adulterer. ”
Li Jiqian suddenly became very excited, he pinched Li Jiqian's neck with both hands, and held it tightly, Li Jiqian kept struggling, but he couldn't break free from Li Jiqian's hands.
"You know what? Just now, when you told the old man that it was you who hooked up with that slut, the old man was not only not angry. On the contrary, I was about to go crazy with excitement.
The old man has grandchildren, so you're useless.
You can go with confidence.
That little man is the grandson of the old man, and he has nothing to do with your rebellion.
The old man would personally teach him to become a qualified party leader. ”
By the time Li Jiqian finished speaking, Li Jishou had already been strangled to death by Li Jiqian.
However, Li Jiqian still has no intention of letting go.
He was still pinching and pinching, pinching, as if he was going to use up all the strength of his body.
After a long time, Li Jiqian pinched two blood holes in Li Jisheng's neck before he threw away Li Jisheng's body.
"Throw all the corpses into the river, take the old thief back to the old man, and keep him under strict care."
Throwing down this sentence, Li Jiqian walked away.
came out on a trip, captured the Bon Living Buddha alive, and killed Li Jizhuang, and Li Jiqian's whole person looked relaxed.
He didn't feel the slightest guilt of killing his own brother, nor did he have the shame of his son being cuckolded.
The whole person seemed very excited.
It's just a younger brother, and it's not that he hasn't killed him.
At the beginning, in order to compete for the position of the co-leader of the party, he killed many of his brothers.
Now I don't feel guilty at all about killing one more.
As for his son cuckolding, Li Jiqian doesn't care at all.
There was a grandson of kinship who suddenly appeared, and it was too late for him to be happy.
After Li Jiqian returned to the camp, he never felt palpitations again.
……
Nothing was said all night.
Next.
After Li Jiqian got up, he gathered 230,000 troops and began to cross the river.
There is a bridge over the river, a bridge built a long time ago.
The last time Li Jiqian entered Xiazhou, he crossed the river from this bridge, and this time it is still the same.
Two hundred and thirty thousand soldiers and horses slowly crossed the river, and the army was stretched for a long time.
……
Yang Qi garrison camp.
The scout rushed into Yang Qi's large tent of the Chinese army and shouted, "The enemy has arrived. ”
Yang Qi was holding a tiger-headed black gold spear and wearing chain mail, and he was already waiting for him.
Including Wang Gui, Yan Tianzi, and Yang Wu, they were all on standby in the tent.
"Respond to the enemy!"
"Expedition!"
"No!"
In an instant, iron hooves came out, and 100,000 soldiers and horses moved.
And Li Jiqian didn't know at all that Yang Qi was ready to ambush and wait for him to drill.
After Li Jiqian's 230,000 troops all crossed the river.
plunged headlong into the ditch.
With a song in their mouths, the vanguard rode leisurely past the ditch mound.
After moving forward for two miles, the vanguard of Li Jiqian's troops saw Yang Qi's soldiers and horses pressed by the black press.
"There are enemies!"
The vanguard hurriedly warned the troops behind.
"Bang!"
However, the sound of their shouting was drowned out by an earth-shattering loud noise.
Followed by.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
“……”
A series of dozens of deafening loud noises.
The ears of Li Jiqian's soldiers and horses were buzzing, as if someone had hit them on the head with a heavy hammer.
The horses neighed with all their might.
They seem to sense danger and want to escape from the guards on their backs.
The team was in disarray.
"Boom~"
When the buzzing in their ears slowly dissipated.
The earth began to shake beneath their feet.
It seemed as if thousands of troops were rushing along the low hill.
This unknown sound made the whole team even more flustered.
"Blindfold! Plug the horse's ear! Rush over! ”
Li Jiqian had already drawn his saber and shouted hoarsely in the ranks.
However, before his men and horses could carry out his orders.
Then the low mountain beside them suddenly shook.
Rolling stones tumble down with dirt and trees.
Before they could hit the ground, they were covered by a monstrous flood.