Chapter Ninety-Seven: Born to Fight Back

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Seeing the messenger being persuaded by himself, Yun Lang was full of pride.

Robbed the envoys of the Western Regions to give Yi Zhixian gifts, how could these envoys force these envoys to personally send the gifts to Chang'an to dedicate to the great Liu Chehao?

As for the gifts sent by the people of the Western Regions, Yun Lang had already counted them, and the value of the gifts brought by the envoy made him very sad.

Pretty stones, pretty furs, pretty livestock, pretty women, and a handful of gold and silver coins, and even some tattered clay pots, copper pots, silver kettles......

That's it, it's still a gift from the driver, a big country in the Western Regions.

Since that time, Yun Lang has been thinking about how to maximize the benefits of the cavalry captain.

In the cavalry army, only Yun Lang dared to carry a wine bottle to He Chou to drink, although the process of drinking was very boring, and there was a drag oil bottle listening, but he could know a lot of rules for doing things from He Chouyou's mouth.

He Chou You is a model of the whole Han Dynasty's observance of the rules, and the rules he formulated by himself have long been proven by history to be the rules that can best protect a person.

The old fellow relied on these rules to mingle in the palace for more than forty years and was safe.

For the sake of Yun Lang's well-behavedness, a little leakage is enough for Yun Lang to be inexhaustible.

"There is not much difference between the envoys who go to His Majesty's pilgrimage and whether they are forced, captured, or voluntary.

With the Great Honglu, no matter how they came to be, those envoys basically had little choice.

This is also the duty of Da Honglu.

You young people, you always think that Dahonglu is a useless place, but you don't know that even if the old man goes to Dahonglu, he should bow down and bow down, and shut up when he should shut up.

You know? Da Honglu is a place that teaches people to learn rules, you shouldn't want to know how Da Honglu teaches people rules, and the old man doesn't want to say it.

Hey, hey, if you can't pass the old man's level, hahaha, all the officers above the rank of captain will enter Dahonglu to learn the rules...... Wait until you come out...... You don't even dare to kill the chickens!

Well, that's a long way off, now I'm going to talk to you about the messenger.

What Your Majesty wants is a magnificent scene, a great scene for the people of the world to see the coming of all nations, and a great Majesty for the people of the world to see a true ruler of the world.

Since ancient times, the emperor is the country, and with a strong imperial power, the people of the world will return to their hearts.

The first emperor worshiped the heavens on the edge of Weishui, and as a result, a black dragon appeared, God knows whether it is true or false, and the views of smart people and ignorant people are naturally different.

But what do you think the foolish will think when the wise man shuts his mouth in fear of the First Emperor?

Hahaha, my Han doesn't do that, although Emperor Taizu Gao has the experience of cutting the white snake and giving the gale, and now he gradually stops mentioning it.

I, the common people of the Han Dynasty, like something tangible, such as seeing messengers with all kinds of variegated hair kneeling before His Majesty.

I like to see them dance to His Majesty with all kinds of beautiful women.

Surrender is king! ”

Yun Lang glanced at Yu Dan, who was attentive, and asked carefully, "What if those envoys have bad intentions?" ”

He Chou pointed at Yun Lang and said with a smile: "Little fox, do you want the old man to tell you the story of Gao Shiqing?" ”

Yun Lang shook his head resolutely and said, "Don't listen, although you have what you said, the kid is still not at ease." ”

He Chou laughed and said: "With your intelligence, you can coax the people of the world, but you can't coax Your Majesty, you just need to tell Your Majesty that these envoys were captured by you, and Your Majesty will naturally have a judgment."

One more thing to deceive in front of His Majesty, one more hidden danger, God knows when it will erupt, and in the end it will leave you with no bones. ”

Yun Lang nodded again and again, very much agreeing with He Chouyou's opinion.

This kind of enslaving education has penetrated into He Chouyou's heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, and has become a part of his body, and it is inseparable.

He is always preaching the greatness of imperial power, and he is always instilling in Yun Lang the idea that he can be broken for the sake of the king and cannot regret it.

Loyal minister, why worry is there is a great loyal minister...... Just looking at He Chou's egg head, Yun Lang always saw Dazai's tiger grandmother's face in front of his eyes, and he always appeared as he swallowed his last breath in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, and he slept so peacefully......

Yun Lang involuntarily stroked the back of his head, there was a bone there that was raised, which was probably what the ancients often called an anti-bone.

This thing may have evolved over time, and at least eighty percent of people in later generations have it on the back of their heads, and this data was obtained by Yun Lang by groping the back of the head of his roommate.

Yun Lang also looked at Huo Quzhi, Li Kang, Cao Xiang, and even Zhao Ponu in the back of their heads, and found that they ...... Only you are born with a backbone?

Therefore, there is a certain truth in the saying that the more knowledgeable the more reactionary, compared to the learned people of the later generations of the Han people, who are basically worthless, and those who sweep the toilet can talk to you about the general trend of the world when you squat, it is basically the climax of moral decline.

humbly accepted He Chou's education in the Emperor's Respect Course, and after Yun Lang filtered out some useless things, he gained a lot.

At least, what He Chou received here could perfectly cover the bone in the back of his head.

In this era, holding a tree and shouting - I am a free man, I will be regarded as a madman by others, and it is useless.

When everyone loves the emperor, you might as well love it together, and even show more enthusiasm than others, and the one who follows the crowd is the best!

Cao Xiang watched with envy as Yun Lang was sent out of He Chou's house, envy to envy, he still didn't dare to approach He Chou within ten zhang.

"How?"

"It's no big deal, you can send it, the more you send, the better!"

Cao Xiang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I thought he would scold us for playing children's tricks." ”

"It's all a trick, no matter how big or small!"

"Your Majesty's envoy has arrived at Baishan Mountain, and it will arrive at the surrendered city in a few days, so we don't have time to catch more envoys."

Cao Xiang was a little disappointed that he only caught six people from the envoy group.

"Take your time, there are six this year, and there may be more next year, Zhang Qian couldn't find the Da Yue clan, but we caught it, this is a great achievement.

However, it seems that His Majesty's idea of uniting the people of the Dayue clan to besiege the Xiongnu may be in vain. ”

"The courage is broken, how can you resist? If you want to kill all the Huns, you have to look at my big man!

Judging from what has happened these days, if possible, it is in the best interests of the Han Dynasty to destroy these tribes of the Western Regions together.

When I return to Beijing this time, I will definitely personally report to Your Majesty what I have seen here, and ask Your Majesty to cancel your intention to contact the people of the Western Regions. ”

Yun Lang looked at Cao Xiang strangely, since he knew him until now, he showed the consciousness of a minister for the first time.

However, after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, he figured it out, and casually threw a person into the tiger wolf's den, and when he crawled out of the tiger's wolf's den, he would always have some experience.

That's fine, a person should have some responsibility no matter what.

During the period of waiting for the arrival of the emperor's envoy, Huo Qubing attacked a total of seven times, except for the envoy group of Wusun Kingdom who was indiscriminately killed by him because of his lack of experience, the rest of the envoy group was well preserved.

It's just that these people are all weak and have no spirit, and sending such a messenger to Chang'an will only embarrass the emperor.

In order to maximize the benefits, Yun Lang decided to make some national costumes for these people and package them better.

It is not only the envoy group that needs to be packaged, but also all kinds of gifts, and the most important thing is those beauties of all races.

Although in the opinion of Yun Lang and Cao Xiang, the so-called interracial beauties do not have much merit except for their taste.

Beautiful women should be washed and cleaned, put on beautiful clothes, gems should be packed in beautiful boxes, and then lined with beautiful fur scraps, fur should be at least trimmed, waxed, blankets must be dusted, fluffy, gold, silver, and copper kettles should be wiped shiny, leaving no dirt......