Chapter 133: The scribe forced four lines of poetry
Li Mi thought that he would be able to avoid this poetry conference, but who knew that Wang Shisu still didn't let him go in the end, and in order to let Li Mi participate, he actually chose the theme of going to sea to suppress the Japanese!
If it is a sad aria, Li Mi is also overstretched, but in terms of military themes, Li Mi is not helpless!
Hearing Wang Shisu's ridicule, Li Mi also smiled, and said to Wang Shisu: "Wang Gongzi is humble and considerate, although the younger brother has not read many books, and he doesn't dare to talk nonsense on weekdays, but he feels that my officials and soldiers have the same hatred for the enemy, and he is enthusiastic, and he did make a limerick poem......
Everyone was a little shocked when they heard Li Mi say this, and then they were full of sneers and ridicule.
If Li Mi followed Wang Shisu's wishes and drank this glass of wine like this, no one would look down on him, after all, he was a Xu official, and the boundary was divided, and everyone would be clear.
But Li Mi wants to slap a swollen face and become fat in this matter, and everyone will not be happy!
They all had their talent and reputation for ten years, and Li Mi was just a catcher, saying that he was a servant and promoted him.
Xu officials can at least be a scribe and a sticker in the county government, can write and calculate, and even many Xu officials have the identity of a showman, and Li Mi is not a Xu official at all, if you think about it seriously, he has nothing to do with reading!
If Li Mi was knowledgeable and interesting, he would get off the donkey, and everyone would think that it was excusable, but now he actually said that he had made a poem, which is a bit unashamed!
Is poetry so good?
Don't you hear that Lu Yan has a poem: Mo talks about things in poetry, and it is even more difficult in poetry. Yin An one word, cut off a few stems and whiskers!
As for Jia Island in the Tang Dynasty, because of the word "scrutiny", it is even more wasteful to sleep and forget to eat, and to groan hard, and to consider words and sentences to achieve classics, how can a vulgar person like Li Mi touch it, this is simply an insult to poetry, and it is also disrespectful to them, literati and scholars!
"Li Zhutou, this matter of reciting poetry will be handed over to us, come on, come on, let's still drink this drink."
"Yes, yes, Li Zhutou, come, I also drank this cup with you, and I wish my Ming soldiers a triumphant return!"
"Humph! Don't look at your own catties, is it a person who can recite poetry and lyrics? Then I have to wait for the cold window for ten years, I really don't know how thick the sky is! ”
"Brother Xian and silence, this son is not very human, he has something extraordinary, I am afraid that there are really three taels of ink in the belly, and I still don't know, so why bother so much......"
"What Brother Wen Youyou said is very true, don't you hear that people can't look good, the sea can't fight, and this person doesn't seem to be a vulgar person, he talks well, behaves decently, and maybe has some surprises?"
There are those who persuade, those who discuss, those who are indignant, those who understand, and of course, those who are curious.
For example, Zhang Sunsheng and Luo Ruwang, especially Luo Ruwang, above the chief, in his opinion, Li Mi even knew their sect clearly, and even knew that he was a cardinal assistant priest in the sect, this young man must be a learned person, how could he not know how to chant poetry?
However, Jian Dingyong knows that Li Mi is detailed, although Li Mi has the material to solve the case, he is a good investigator, and even his fists and feet are not bad, and he is also whimsical and whimsical on weekdays, but he can write poems and give this kind of thing, Li Mi has never shown it!
Jian Dingyong is also a civil official in the end, and his position on this matter is consistent with that of most of the literati and scholars present.
So he also said to Li Mi: "Li Mi, you don't have to be reluctant, I know that you have a heart." ”
Seeing this, Li Mi also smiled and said: "Since the Ming Mansion also said this, then the villain doesn't have to be ugly, I drank this glass of wine." ”
When everyone saw Li Mi like this, they breathed a sigh of relief, as if they had finally preserved their innocence in the literary world!
When Wang Shisu saw this, he also laughed, said a few words of appeasement, and then ordered the next person, as if without Li Mi to stir up the peace, it would become a grand event in the literary world again!
Luo Ruwang was a little disappointed in the end, but he was a "foreign monk", he had always remained neutral, and it was not easy to speak for Li Mi.
Zhang Sunsheng was the closest to Luo Ruwang, and when he saw this, he also asked Luo Ruwang, "Why is the priest like this?" ”
Luo Ruwang did not hide from this Lord Yin, after all, his missionary work in Nanjing depended on these officials for support, so he told the truth.
"This is a respectable young man, and it is really sighing to be so despised......"
Although Zhang Sunsheng was also a civil official, he served as a political envoy in Yunnan, where the education level was relatively backward, ethnic minorities lived, and the results of the imperial examination were not as good as those in the mainland, and the literary style was not so prosperous.
Zhang Sunsheng was also often despised by people, and he always felt that he was getting close to the barbarians, and he lost the grace of a literati.
At this time, listening to Luo Ruwang's heartfelt words, he also felt some sympathy for Li Mi, but in the end, he was a high-ranking figure, regret is regret, sympathy is sympathy, and it is impossible to pull Li Mi back before he knows the level of Li Mi's poetry.
If Li Mi's poetry is not up to par, pulling him back is just humiliating him again.
Seeing that Zhang Sunsheng was silent, Miss Zheng, who was sitting next to Wang Shisu's seat, was also secretly happy at this time, this time my cousin can be regarded as regaining the limelight!
Li Mi had already walked to the door at this time, but he deliberately slowed down.
He already has poems ready in his heart, how can he not take them out and use them!
Although Wang Shisu and those literati turned him away, it doesn't mean that it's just that!
Because there's still a crowd of people waiting at the door!
These are all calligraphers in the yamen, who are responsible for recording the participation in the meeting, recording the poems of these literati and writers at the banquet, passing them on, and when the banquet is over, they also want to send the "poetry collection" to the guests, and each person has a copy, which can be regarded as a kind of cultural exchange and sharing.
As Wang Shisu and others thought, Li Mi is a fast catcher, even Xu officials are not counted, these Xu officials have read books seriously, so when Li Mi comes out, they will definitely take the opportunity to ridicule!
Li Mi thought of this precisely because he took advantage of the situation, and did not force himself to recite poetry, if he was strong, there would be no need.
Sure enough, Li Mi slowed down, and those scribes raised their heads one after another, their eyes full of ridicule and contempt, and the meaning of schadenfreude could not be concealed.
The toads on the ground will not laugh at the cranes in the sky, but will only bully the toads that are uglier than themselves.
These scribes are not scholars, and they are not as suave as Wang Shisu and others, but they are very willing to laugh at Li Mi, and even fall into the ground!
Li Mi became the chief arrester, which is well deserved, but after all, his qualifications are too shallow, and how many days is the total number of days missing?
Even if he compared Xing Zhutou with Master Qian and others, these scribes didn't dare to disagree with him, but in this matter, the scribes seized the opportunity!
"Mr. Li, according to the meaning of the adults, the ink treasures at the banquet need to stay, and there are poems and books in the abdomen, although they can't be swayed on the spot, but if they can be recorded, it can be regarded as honorable, and the total capture is yes or no?"
Things were just as Li Mi expected, but at this time, Li Mi was also embarrassed, and said to everyone: "It's really a little bad like this, right?" ”
The scribes only felt that Li Mi's heart was weak, and persuaded him on the side, but Li Mi had to pretend to be embarrassed, stretched out his finger, and got ink on it.
He is really not used to using a brush, and some things are not forced, and he has no energy to practice calligraphy, so he can only use his fingers to dip in ink.
When many scribes saw this, their hearts flew with ridicule, and they said that they couldn't even hold a pen, they had to write with their fingers, and they still wanted to recite poems at the banquet?
However, when they watched Li Mi write these four lines of poetry, they were suddenly silent!
But I saw that Li Mi's fingers were full of ink, and he walked on the huge paper, although Li Mi's calligraphy was not good, but his hard pen calligraphy was strong and vigorous!
This heroic poem with a military theme, coupled with a hard pen written by the fingers, is more iron-blooded than a soft brush!
What Li Mi borrowed is a poem by Qiu Jin, a woman from Jianhu, although she is a heroine, her poems are sonorous and powerful, and she is heroic!
"I don't hesitate to buy a treasure knife, and I can exchange mink for wine. A warm blood is cherished, and sprinkling it can still turn Bitao! ”
After reading it word by word, many scribes only felt that their blood was boiling, and there was a pride in their chests!
Looking at Li Mi, holding down the treasure knife on his waist at this time, the back of the sprinkled away is really heartbreaking!
No one will suspect Li Mi, because he has a treasure knife on his waist, because this time he is going to sea to suppress the Japanese, and the sentence at the back can still turn Bitao, there are questions before and after, which is very appropriate, it is simply tailor-made by Li Mi!
After a short silence, the scribes were in an uproar, although Wang Shisu and the others were still continuing, they were actually secretly watching Li Mi leave, so he had a sense of accomplishment.
However, at this time, the commotion of the scribes quickly attracted the attention of the banquet side, and Jian Dingyong immediately frowned and scolded the scribes.
"Noisy, disrespectful, what kind of system do you become, how does this official teach you on weekdays!"
When the scribes heard this, they immediately fell silent, and Jian Dingyong felt that this would make the guests think that he had no way, so he asked: "What happened to make you so out of shape?" ”
The scribe at the head took the poem that had not yet dried in his hand, walked into the banquet hall, and said to Jian Dingyong.
"Fit for ...... I waited for Mr. Li to arrest and left ...... Left a poem ......"
When everyone heard this, they were also in an uproar, thinking that Li Mi had given up, and they thought that they had kept their innocence in the literary world, but they didn't know that these scribes made their own decisions, and after all, they still let Li Mi's works stay!
"If you wait for the fruit to be nonsense, don't go back!" Jian Dingyong also shouted angrily.
However, Zhang Sunsheng, who was the chief, raised his hand and said, "Hey, Master Jane, since they are all staying, it doesn't hurt for everyone to take a look." ”
"This ......" Jian Dingyong hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded in agreement: "Yes." ”
Jian Dingyong glared at the scribe viciously, and then took the piece of paper, which he just glanced at indifferently, but he didn't know that his heart suddenly tightened, and the whole person was speechless!
After being stunned for a moment, Jian Dingyong's hands trembled, and the paper trembled, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, who could not see the people present?
"Master Jane? Master Jane! Zhang Sunsheng was also anxious, and under the urging, Jian Ding Yongcai said yes again and again, but he held the poem high!
At that moment, it was as if he was showing off!