Chapter 100 Playthings!

"Ah, this is the art of war!" Li Dare exclaimed.

"Of course!" Yun Lang involuntarily took out the goose feather fan and waved it twice.

"The art of war!"

"The art of war is also the art of war, you don't care if my art of war is bullshit or not, as long as it works, even if it smells bad, you can only endure it!"

Huo Quzhi said angrily: "The way is wisdom, faith, benevolence, bravery, and strictness...... There's such a despicable ...... you."

When he finished talking nonsense, he found that Yun Lang and Li Kang had already whispered and walked away, leaving only the tiger always wanting to lie on his horse's ass and get on the horse's back.

Huo Quai's war horse had long been familiar with tigers, so he was not very afraid, but he didn't dare to move.

Huo Quzhi pressed the tiger's head and pushed him away, and the war horse chased after Yun Lang and Li Dang as if he had been amnestied.

The tiger that fell to the ground was very angry, slapped the flattering doe, and chased after it with a loud scream.

"Ah, the three little generals are galloping on the official road, which is really scared to death of the slave family!"

The horses of the three of them had just overtaken the carriage, and a beautiful head poked out of the window, smiling and looking at the heroic three.

Yun Lang looked at it, a beauty is a beauty, there is nothing wrong with this, but it is not clear whether it is a man or a woman.

Huo Quzhi's brows furrowed, but Li Dang arched his hand and said, "It turned out that Dong Jun was in person, and I waited for Meng Lang." ”

The beauty covered her mouth and smiled: "The wilderness ancient road is boring, I didn't expect to meet three little generals, why don't you come to the car, let's swim together, isn't it a quick thing?" ”

Huo Quzhi's brows twisted into a pimple, and he opened his mouth and said, "We are three brothers, each brave, can Dong Jun afford it?" ”

The beauty spat Huo Quai's illness angrily, and said with a smile: "What did you say about the good ancient road."

Come on, I've got pastries you don't see on a daily basis. ”

Hearing him say this, Yun Lang and Li Dang shuddered in unison, this bastard really dared to invite others to join him in the blue sky and white sun.

Huo Quzhi smiled and said, "It seems that our three brothers have not been looked at by Dong Jun yet, how about adding another brother?" ”

As he spoke, he opened his mouth and let out a long whistle, and suddenly, the Tiger King jumped out of the grass next to him, lay on Dong Jun's car window and yelled.

"Whew-"

The moment the tiger came out, Dong Jun's carriage began to run wildly, and the convoy that followed him also followed.

Li Dang waved his sleeves to drive away the dust in front of him, looked back at Yun Lang and said, "That guy's was scared out, and it stinks to death." ”

Yun Lang smiled evilly: "Lao Huo was about to fight other people's ideas just now." ”

Huo Qu spat hatefully and said, "How can there be such a disgusting person?" ”

Li Dang smiled and said, "Be careful that people go to Mrs. Dou to cry!" ”

Huo Quzhi looked at Dong Jun's distant carriage lane: "It's so lawless, Guan Tao dares to send a plaything to Changmen Palace!" ”

After Huo Quai's words were finished, Yun Lang shook his goose feather fan and looked at the sky, the clouds in the sky were really beautiful, one by one, one by one, and the white was intoxicating.

Li Dang stroked the tiger's head and concentrated on stuffing dried meat into the tiger's mouth, and no one heard what Huo Quzhi said.

Huo Quzhi said disdainfully to the two: "I won't use this method to hit others, if you don't have a dirty mouth, you two don't have to pretend to be stupid." ”

The two of them suddenly woke up like a dream, and Yun Lang arched his hand towards Li Dang and said, "I got out of the cage at the river bay in front of me yesterday, and I don't know if I have any harvest today." ”

Li Dang smiled and said, "You will know if you see it." ”

Huo Quzhi felt that the war horse was trembling, and when he turned around, he saw the tiger squatting on his horse's buttocks, licking his tongue and waiting for him to drive the horse forward.

Annoyed, he pushed the tiger off his horse, and after a few more attempts, he thought that his horse might be useless.

Weishui only becomes clear in winter, and like now, it is simply a river of yellow soup.

Before they could reach the place, the two savages came out of the river bay and shouted to Yunlang from a distance: "Xiao Langjun, Xiao Langjun, there are fish in the cage under you!" ”

Yun Lang jumped off the horse and threw the reins to the savage: "Find a clean place and wash the horse clean." ”

The savage took the reins in a panic, and looked at Huo Quzhi and Li Dang, two guys in the uniforms of the Yulin Army, with a frightened heart.

In the past, when the Yulin Army saw that they would usually kill them, there was nothing to say.

Huo Quzhi naturally threw the reins of the war horse to the savage: "Serve well." ”

Li Dang's knife was about to be pulled out, and seeing that Yun Lang and Huo Qu were sick like this, he gave up his thoughts of killing, jumped off the horse and threw the reins to the savage: "There is the slightest damage, Ye Ye will skin you alive." ”

As if pardoned, the wild man gladly led his three horses and went to the brook in the shade of the trees, where the water was clean.

"Hey, why don't you two kill the wild man when you see it?"

Li Dang hurriedly went down the river beach and asked Yunlang and Huo to get sick.

Huo Quzhi shook his head and said, "Isn't it interesting to kill them?" ”

Li Dang shook his head and said, "It's very boring!" ”

"It's boring, what are you doing to kill them? Let them live and help us feed the horses, and do less such boring things in the future. ”

Yun Lang was struggling to pull his cage up, and when he saw these two bastards standing by, he said angrily: "Didn't you see Shangguan working? Can't you two look long? ”

The two bared their teeth at Yun Lang together, and stepped forward to help pull the cage.

The cage is four meters long, big inside and small outside, so as long as the fish eats bait into the cage, they don't want to come out.

The carp in Weishui is too earthy, and Yun Lang doesn't like it, so he puts meat bait in the cage, and only catfish and blackfish who like to eat meat will go in.

The cage was heavy, and the trio struggled to drag it up.

Yun Lang looked at the cage that was bouncing indiscriminately and said with satisfaction: "It's not bad, it's rewarding!" ”

Pulling the bottom of the cage and shaking it out, a pile of fish fell out.

It was similar to Yun Lang's expectation, except that the catbeard was a black fish, and there was one of the most vigorous black fish, which also bit two catfish in two in the cage!

"Let's eat this at night, look violent!" Huo Quai's virtue is this, pets like Yunlang's tigers, war horses like the fiercest war horses, and they also like the most fierce ones when they eat, and it is estimated that they will marry the most fierce one when they marry their wives in the future.

"Then you have to watch, this guy can run on land, don't let it slip back into the water." Yun Lang saw that the black fish was constantly bouncing on the ground, so he reminded Huo Quai.

Huo Quzhi looked at the black fish squirming and gliding on the beach with interest, and exclaimed: "I have seen it for a long time, this guy can be called a pawn, and he is still struggling to survive in the dead ground, so it is better for us to fulfill him." ”

Li Dang pulled out a round-headed arrow and looked at the head of the black fish heavily, and saw that this guy was convulsing and didn't run away, so he said loudly: "It ran away, how are we going to eat sweet and sour fish tonight?" Besides, when the two armies are facing each other, the kindness of the woman is the most important. ”

Huo Quzhi said with a smile: "There are too few warriors in this world, so you have to treat them preferentially." ”

Yun Langcai didn't care what the two neuropaths were talking about, how many years had he not seen a long fat loach?

Whether this thing is used to stew tofu or stir-fried, it is extremely delicious, and when there is usually a good loach to eat, he can't look down on such a thing as black fish.

Call over a wild man who is washing the tiger's buttocks, and ask them to carry the fish on the river beach and the cage together to the Yun family, and the catfish with the head bitten off by the black fish will be considered a reward for them.

Back on the Zhuangzi, Li Dang watched Liang Weng fill a bowl of millet noodles for one of the two savages, shook his head and said, "It's quite easy to call." ”

Huo Quzhi patted Li Kang's shoulder and said: "Anyway, I'm ready, once I make military achievements, I will go to the garden of Lin Yuan with Your Majesty, just south of Yunjia Zhuangzi, if you come to Yunjia Zhuangzi in winter, tsk, at that time, this is a goddamn fairy land!" ”

Li dared to look at the surrounding wilderness, pouted, and said, "Keep blowing!" ”

Huo Quzhi said with a smile: "Don't say anything else, just because there are vegetables to eat in winter, and there is no need to put a brazier in the house at night, it is still warm as spring, I say that it is a fairy land, right?" ”

Li Dang imagined that scene in his mind, smashed his mouth and said, "Let's try it this winter, if it's true, I'll do it too." ”

After Yun Lang finished ordering the kitchen, he just heard Li Kang's words, so he patted him on the shoulder and said, "You will stay at my house and not leave." ”