Qin Yi, a bitter programmer ape.

In a small software company, the boss took on a project from a large company with great effort...... So today is the XX day of continuous overtime.,Well,XX day,He himself doesn't know how many days.,Well,I've been eating and sleeping in the company for the past two months.,Write source code tests to find bugs.,The whole person is dark.,It's muddy.

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"Your Majesty," shouted a voice that was neither male nor female

Qin Yi slowly opened his eyes and found that he was lying on the dragon bed in a dragon robe, and the room was richly decorated, what was going on? Dreaming? Where is this?

"Your Majesty, Li Zicheng's army is outside the city, and the ministers are still waiting for the emperor's will."

Li Zicheng? Emperor? What's going on? Is it filming? But I'm a programmer! Did I travel to the Ming Dynasty? Aren't all kinds of coincidences? I've been working a lot of shifts in a row, and I've crossed over after a sleep? Am I Chongzhen?

Okay, as a Ming fan, Qin Yi often thinks about how I will govern the Ming Dynasty if I am Chongzhen, besides, there are so many generals in the Ming Dynasty, as long as I can use one or two well, Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong's group of grass Kou have long been dead, Huang Taiji Dolgon obediently stayed in Changbai Mountain, Chongzhen took the goods and poured it well, either killed or killed. Yuan Chonghuan, Lu Xiangsheng, Sun Chuanting, Hong Chengchou, ancestors, Lao Tzu came to save you, you have to work with Lao Tzu to stabilize the Ming Dynasty, and then fight Xiaoqing, Xiao, Russia and Xiaomeng together, and we will create a new chapter in history together! Oh, and all kinds of beauties, I'm here, Qin Yi, this obscene dead house!

"Quick, Xuan Yuan Chonghuan," I said quickly.

The eunuch showed an embarrassed expression on his face, and a young woman beside him who was dressed plainly but couldn't hide her beauty said, "Your Majesty, you have just recovered your dragon body, you should rest and rest first."

"The soldiers are coming to the city, pass on Yuan Chonghuan quickly!" Qin Yi said impatiently.

"Back to the emperor, Chongzhen has been executed by you Ling Chi for three years," the eunuch replied with a sad face

"What about Lu Xiangsheng?"

"Back to the emperor, Chongzhen has died in battle for 12 years"

"What about Sun Chuanting?"

"Back to the emperor, Chongzhen died in 16 years"

"Hong Chengchou's ancestor's birthday"

"Already treasonous"

"What year is Chongzhen now?"

"Your Majesty, Chongzhen for seventeen years" is not the voice of the old eunuch, neither male nor female.

"What's going on outside now," Qin Yi hurriedly asked

"Your Majesty, it's the second day of Li Zicheng's siege, and the letter to Wu Sangui has been sent."

In March of the seventeenth year of Chongzhen, Li Zicheng besieged the city, Chongzhen committed suicide under the locust tree in the coal mountain, and the Ming Dynasty perished! Others travel back to either be a prince or a horse to enjoy life in a chic manner, but I am good, I have crossed over and become an emperor, but it is a country that will perish in a few days! God, what are you kidding!

"Your Majesty, the ministers are still waiting for your will," said the old eunuch, who was neither male nor female.

What can be done? Do I want to be like Chongzhen in history, killing his wife and daughter and hanging himself? I'm still a virgin, I haven't enjoyed the pleasure of a man, how can I die! Even if I want to die, I want the peony flower to die!

Yes, there are still a few days, and the three thousand beauties of the harem are coming over, Lao Tzu finally crossed once, and now he is dying, and the peony flower is also a ghost, and my Qin Yi is also a C man!

Amount....... It doesn't seem right.,Aren't all people who cross to do a big career.,You have this kind of short-sighted and dirty idea.,No wonder you were an amphibian in your previous life - a single dog programmed ape! You've crossed over, don't be so short-sighted, okay! Others can cross the ability to turn the tide and do a great career, dashing and chic, hugging left and right, and enjoying the blessings of all people, you can too!

Qin Yi's left and right brains are fighting if they are the same on TV! Yes, I, Qin Yi, must also be able to turn the tide and save the Ming Dynasty!

Qin Yi recalled the various biographies of the Ming Dynasty that he had seen, now it was Chongzhen in 1664, in history Li Zicheng attacked Chongzhen to kill his wife and daughter and then hanged himself under the locust tree in the coal mountain, after Chongzhen's death, the widows of the Ming Dynasty supported King Fu in Nanjing to re-establish the Ming Dynasty, known as the Nanming Dynasty, if you can escape, you can open a new era in the Nanming, stay in the green mountains without worrying about no firewood, the key now is not to die, to live is hope! However, however, when Li Zicheng attacked the city, no one in the palace was willing to listen to Chongzhen's words, Chongzhen wanted to sneak out, and no one opened the door after turning several doors!

At this moment, a small eunuch came to report, and Wang Chengen's father-in-law came to ask for a meeting with Du Xun, the eunuch who surrendered in Xuancheng.

The eunuch Du Xun who surrendered in Xuancheng? Didn't Li Zicheng come to negotiate peace? Qin Yi turned into ashes and remembered this history, and Li Zicheng came to ask for peace on the second day of the siege! But because Chongzhen refused to pull down the land and pay compensation, the ministers were either afraid that Chongzhen would catch the pigtails behind him and have a small 99 in their hearts, or they fantasized that King Chuang came to "not pay for food". When I first looked at the history of the Ming Dynasty, I felt that the credibility of this proposal was still very high, because after all, Cao Kou is a grass Kou, as long as it is given to a king, and there are women to sleep with, how can these people think of these lofty ideals of the world's society, besides, Jiangnan is still the world of the Ming Dynasty! If the city is really broken, it is an enemy on all sides, including Zhang Xianzhong in Sichuan, the Ming Dynasty in Nanjing, the Qing Dynasty in the northeast, and Mongolia in the northwest. It's better to take a king and return to the northwest now, and you can make long-term plans. When Qin Yi saw this period of history, he also slapped his thigh, Chongzhen, you are a fool, do you know how to stay in the green mountains without worrying about no firewood, the plague is rampant in the city, Li Zicheng is bloodless everywhere he goes, the generals and eunuchs of each city have surrendered directly, and you still have a fart army to fight with Li Zicheng!

"Let them come over immediately" Chongzhen (who has already crossed, and will replace Qin Yi with Chongzhen in the future) hurriedly said

"Xuan, Wang Chengen Du Xun is here...."

After Du Xun came in, he conveyed Li Zicheng's opinion, the Ming Dynasty negotiated peace, and named Li Zicheng as the king, governing the northwest area, the Ming Dynasty rewarded the Dashun army with one million taels of silver, and the Dashun army retreated to Henan.

"Good thing, hurry up, agree!" Chongzhen couldn't wait

However, it seems that it is just Chongzhen's wishful thinking, and the ministers in the court have objected.

"Cabinet Chief, you talk about it, we are fighting or not" Chongzhen asked Cabinet Chief, Wei Zaode

"The minister thinks that the emperor will support the emperor if he is an absolute minister" Wei Zaode thought to himself, and wanted me to open his mouth to sue for peace, I will be Qin Hui in the future, Qin Hui and his wife are still kneeling there for hundreds of years, Lao Tzu is not stupid. Besides, Qin Hui can at least live well to old age, if I open my mouth to ask you Chongzhen to put me in prison in a few days, there are still hundreds of people in it, I won't.

"Your Majesty! The Son of Heaven guards the country, the king dies, and the minister Zhang Jinyan invites the war! ”

Zhang Jinyan? What is the name so familiar? Oh, I remember, it's the soldier who opened the city gate to welcome King Chuang, I bought a watch last year! MMP's, please fight, you Y's battle fart! I want to fight a dozen, and when the time comes, you will be the hero of the door and surrender! MMP!

"The first assistant of the cabinet said that he supports me and asks for peace!" No, it's wrong," the cabinet chief said, and he supports our quest for peace! "I hurriedly changed me to me, although I have just become emperor, I want to be decent

"Your Majesty, no matter if the emperor decides to fight or make peace, the minister Wei Zaode will support the emperor"

Wei Zaode, Wei Zaode, you are really well-behaved, I'm afraid that I will say that you please make peace in the future, it's okay, it's okay, it's important to save your life, Chongzhen wants to save face, and I want to die

"Then please make peace."

"Your Majesty, no! As long as we can hold out for a month, Wu Sangui will come back with troops from Shanhaiguan, and Shi Kefa and other Qinwang troops will also come immediately! Zhang Jinyan firmly opposed.

MMP, Zhang Jinyan, you want Lao Tzu to die!

"Your Majesty, as soon as this case is opened, there will be endless troubles!"

"Your Majesty, don't agree to the thieves asking for peace."

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"I'm the emperor, what I say counts, "I don't care, my life matters!" Chongzhen thought to himself, just the old, weak, sick and pregnant in the city, no, it is the old, weak, sick and disabled soldiers, how long can they stop it? Besides, you Zhang Jinyan will be the first to open the door and surrender at that time, you Qingliu civil officials will take the lead in kneeling to welcome Li Zicheng, and in the end, I Chongzhen can only be the soul of the dead under the locust tree in the coal mountain, I don't want to be like the blessed king Zhu Changxun to be made a blessing banquet by Li Zicheng

issued a holy decree: Feng Li Zi became the king of Han, Liu Zongmin was named the king of Yong, and Li Yan was named the king of Bian, and each was rewarded with 40, 30, and 300,000 taels of silver. Back then, Xiang Yu divided the seal of Handa, Sima Xin, and Dong Fei as the three kings, and I also came to seal the three as kings to create some cracks for them. Li Zicheng entered the city and became the emperor, and Liu Zongmin didn't take him seriously, not to mention that he hasn't entered the city yet, their status is the same! Li Yan is a strategist, he must be able to see this, and the old and rough Liu Zongmin is jealous of Li Yan even if he is pointed out!

The decree has been given, now let's talk about the money, fundraising!

Sure enough, just like history, Wei Zaode, the grass on the wall, immediately said that he had no money, and he could donate 500 taels at most! Chen Yan, a university scholar, directly said that his family was poor and he didn't have a tael of silver! Other ministers also said that they had no money, so they could only donate one or two hundred taels, and Zhang Jinyan, the secretary of the military department, said that it would take about 500,000 taels to defend the city, and he had no money himself. If you don't have any money, you're going to have a!

Understand, Zhu Yuanzhang hates officials too much, and only gives officials a very low salary, in the Ming Dynasty, as long as they are not greedy, the officials' salaries can barely make ends meet, if the officials say that they are rich at this time, wouldn't they admit that they are corrupt?

Now there are three categories of those who have money:

One, eunuchs and brocade guards, this is a means of ruling the royal power, I can't cut off my wrists, this can't move, I will move the eunuchs in the future, I want to learn from Hong Xiuquan, don't be eunuchs, just beautiful women!

Second, civil and military generals, in troubled times, the most useless are civil officials, and Lao Tzu cleans them up one by one. The generals can't move, they still have to rely on them to rule the world, the world is in hand, and there are beautiful women.

Third, the emperor's relatives and relatives, the vassal kings of the Ming Dynasty have money, but the vassal kings are not in the capital, Lao Tzu will move them if they don't move Li Zicheng! But far water can't quench the thirst of the near, and now the rich one in the capital is the Guozhang, this, Lao Tzu wants to move!

After the end of the early dynasty, Chongzhen returned to the harem, and Cao Huachun and a group of eunuchs came over with silver tickets, with more than 100,000 taels. MMP, this group of literati is not even as good as eunuchs! The eunuchs also donated more than 100,000 taels, and this group of imperial relatives, civil officials, and military generals only donated a few hundred taels to feed the dogs! Let Liu Zongmin come to you and ask for it! MMP！

Come to think of it, if Li Zicheng enters the city and suddenly wants to be the emperor, it's okay to engage in Zen, but if it's like Fulu Yan, he will die, Li Zicheng's group of grass cowards, and Liu Zongmin under him, can do everything, in case the situation can't be controlled, no, no, this ruthless role is still my own! Besides, I finally crossed over and became an emperor, there are three thousand beauties in the harem, Chen Yuanyuanliu is Qin Huai Bayan, Lao Tzu is still a virgin!

Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, Lao Tzu, a modern person, can't handle these things!