At the beginning, the threshold asked Yu Idol, saying: "The king and I are also woody." Now the king is worshipping and I am trampling, why? ”

Like sneering: "I have gone through thousands of swords to get to where I am today, and I want to be meritorious, and I have to go through great tribulations." Why is it difficult? ”

Asked: "Over the years, I have suffered many humiliations, which are immeasurable, and how many are I cut with a thousand knives?" It's a big ordeal, isn't it? ”

It is like saying in a hurry: "How can trampling be with a sword and axe!" ”

One day, there was a renunciation of defeat in front of the door. It is made of large wood, half a foot thick in circumference, and has penetrated inside. Self-proclaimed swords and axes, such as the number of sand in the Ganges.

Before long, a woman returned to her and analyzed it.

The reason for the reason is to ask: "Do you have to teach?" ”

Like Gu left and right about him.

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Original text (original joke is illogical):

The stone steps asked the Buddha statue: "We are all stones, why are you worshipped and I am trampled on?" The Buddha statue sneered and said, "You only took four swords to become a stone step, but I have suffered a thousand slashes to get to where I am today." If you want to succeed, you have to go through hardships! A few days later, Shi Steps, with a companion, found the Buddha statue again: "This is my cousin, the cutting board, and you also told him." Buddha statue: "......"