Section 6 Fighting and Grabbing Paintings
As soon as Ta Da Erhu entered the house, he was blocked by Li Zhi at the door.
The brothers and sisters were all put in, shouting, shouting, and inviting more people to look at his paintings, but he couldn't get in.
He felt that his grandmother gave money to save face, but he had always been stingy, and he definitely did not agree to buy paintings with a thousand yuan, so he was a little nervous and took the initiative to hand over the painting scroll to Li Zhi. Li Zhi took it in his hand, didn't open it, and still stared at him sternly. Da Da Erhu didn't know why, and shouted, "Grandma." If you look at the painting, you can see that this thousand times are worth it. A large number of people came up behind Li Zhi, but they were all afraid of Li Zhi's sternness, staring at Da Da Er Hu more than ten steps away, and the children made a few grimaces, indicating that he deserved to be caught by his grandmother.
Qin He, who was doing good things, took the initiative to stand beside Li Zhi and taught Li Zhi a lesson: "Do you know why your grandma squeezed you?" ”
Ta Da Erhu didn't know, and asked, "I don't know." Why? ”
Qin He didn't know, so he couldn't help laughing, stiffened his face and said, "Yes." Hurry up and think. ”
Li Zhi's eyes were on the belt of the tiger.
She was afraid that as soon as Qin He participated and enlivened the atmosphere, she would not be able to teach her a lesson, so she said lightly: "Li Hu." Today is your second uncle's wind and dust. Do you know? ”
Da Da Erhu was stunned for a moment.
The person who went to call him really didn't make it clear. Li Zhi said again: "Your second uncle guards the northern country, works hard, is a hero of the society, and is your elder. You just dressed casually, pinned a circle of darts around your waist to meet him? I heard that you promised your Abba to study well, but didn't the book teach you etiquette? If not, go back and flip through the "Etiquette Notes", and come back to meet your second uncle when it is ready. ”
Da Da Erhu was aggrieved.
He turned around and walked two steps, then turned back and argued, "Then why don't you say my Abba, he still ......"
Li Zhi interrupted and said, "Don't use your Abba as a shield. He is him, you are you. Your second uncle is your elder, not his. He is the king of a kingdom, and you are not. He founded the country in Dongxia, and you didn't. Rectify it now. Pack up your appearance according to proper etiquette and come back. ”
Everyone in the family was suppressed.
Da Da Erhu and his aunt's requirements for Da Da Erhu are so strict, everyone in the family knows that this time they were blocked outside and not allowed to come in, just because they were not dressed properly, which can be seen to be more strict.
Da Da Erhu was helpless, turned around and left, while walking, he took off his martial arts belt of other darts, put it on his shoulder, and just put it on, Li Zhi shouted angrily behind his back: "Li Hu." Da Da Erhu was shocked, and quickly put away his belt, hung his palms flat, and then straightened his chest and stomped steadily. After the corner, Ah Dog had just come back, waving a horsewhip, humming a little song, and bumping into a Ta Da Er Hu, who didn't care about Li Zhi around the corner, looked strange, stood on one side and teased: "Ah Hu." What about military footsteps? One-two-three-four-five, one-two...... Okay, turn. ”
The tiger gave him a look.
Ah Gou glanced left and right, felt safe, and smiled: "You scare me." Your mother Li Daworm is not here, what are you pretending to be, go, go with Uncle Ah to find something to eat first. ”
Li Zhi heard it clearly.
As a reminder, she coughed.
Ah Gou immediately turned around and ran, and when he reached the root of the wall, he made a "whoosh" and flipped to the opposite side. He thought for a while, and when Ta Da Erhu passed by in a circle, he stopped and said, "Li Hu." I'll not admit I'm there later. You have to testify to me. Tell your grandma that you didn't touch me just now. Anyway, she didn't see it, she wanted to ask who said bad things about her, and you would bite to death and say that she had heard it. Yes. Uncle, please. I was in a cold sweat just now. ”
Rata Tiger is happy.
He didn't expect Ah Gou to be so afraid of his grandma, so he immediately turned his head: "Grandma." ”
As soon as Ah Dog turned around, he was about to run again, but he grabbed his arm and almost hit the ground with his head.
He turned his head and said angrily, "Ah Hu." I'm your uncle. You lied to me. ”
Da Da Erhu smiled, pulled him away: "If you want me to help you, you help me first." ”
He dragged Dia Dog away, let Dia Dog look at the change of clothes to come out, has changed into a black dress, hung a large string of rings, this set of formal clothes is not at all a person can wear well, he walked all the way, Ah Dog also gave him all the way to tidy up, should be tucked down, should be pulled out out. The two of them can make up the number with the classics, and seeing that there is nothing to be right, Ah Gou also put a piece of jade gui in the hands of Da Da Erhu, and asked: "Hold it with both hands, hold it with both hands when you walk, and cover your sleeves slightly, don't cover it all, half cover." ”
The tiger is dressed up and down.
Dia Dog began to worry about himself, looked up and down himself, and felt that he was still well dressed, but the horsewhip was wrong, so he pulled the horsewhip off his waist and threw it into the grass nest on the side.
The two of them walked side by side all the way, gradually becoming unsquinting, flat and steady, and their gestures were measured.
At this time, Li Zhi did not stand outside to arrest them.
forced Da Da Erhu to change her clothes, and she entered the house, and everyone was clamoring to see the painting, so she opened it for everyone...... When the tiger and the peony were exposed to the sight, her gaze gradually became solemn, she got closer for a while, nodded slightly, and said, "Ah Hu is out of a thousand times?" ”
Guo Jia and Di Axiao were also walking forward.
The bees were adding oil and vinegar to the crowd and telling him the whole process of his brother's purchase of paintings, and they were also listening, thinking that it was unusual for a hundred yuan to bargain for a thousand yuan, so they came to join in the fun. The excitement here has not yet been gathered, and the two old ladies over there have also heard about it, and sent someone out to let them be sent over to see what kind of painting the "good grandson" bought. But the problem is that they spoke late, and now everyone is taking turns watching.
Most of the family members also said that this painting was messy and should not be too valuable.
Arrived at Diatian.
Di Atian swept over, stunned for a moment, then looked up at Li Zhi, and whispered in Di Axue's ear.
Di Axue was slightly stunned and began to nod. Di Axiao didn't know what they were talking about, he glanced at him suspiciously, stretched his neck, and just stretched out, while the children and women were fighting with each other, Di Atian's face changed suddenly, and said, "Look at them." Don't damage the painting. ”
She was so nervous about this painting that Di Axiao's appetite was hung to the full, and Di Axiao begged: "Who will show the second uncle first." ”
It was painted in the hands of Wang Ququ.
Wang Ququ frowned, she couldn't see any mystery, she saw Qin He pulling on the cow chewing peonies, while Xie Xiaowan and Long Miaomiao gradually became solemn...... I finally felt that I had something I didn't expect. Hearing Diaxiao's request, he folded it in half and handed it over. Guo Jia turned his hand, unfolded it in his hand and looked at it, the painting stopped at him, he was extremely excited, as if he had something to say, but he still held back, took it to Di Axiao, and showed it to him.
Diaxiao glanced at it, and then went straight to the front.
Immediately, he turned around, pulled out a torch from the edge of the brass hanging behind him, lit it, and returned with the torch.
On the other side, Di Atian screamed loudly: "Second child." Are you looking for death? The torch will be poked. When they looked again, she jumped up from the table and ran along it.
Xie Xiaowan shook her head helplessly and said to Wang Fengyi: "There is no normal family. If you buy it back for 100 guan, you have to spend 1,000 guan. No matter how good it is, spending less is a point. This is good, one person picked up a torch to look at the painting, and a little daughter-in-law jumped off the table and ran around. She is also reminding Wang Fengyi, who always has small movements behind her back: "If it weren't for the eldest lady who could calm it, this family might be in a mess." ”
Wang Fengyi asked: "Little sister has never understood, what is so strange about this painting?" ”
Long Miaomiao interjected: "There is an indescribable charm. This tiger found the flower, delicate and sven, extremely weird, not as simple as it seems on the surface. ”
Gao Xian is a barbarian state, Wang Fengyi always felt that she had no knowledge, and just waited for Xie Xiaowan to reply.
Xie Xiaowanqin's painting is unique, although she can't solve the question for a while, but from the perspective of calligraphy and painting, she said: "If the person who made this painting is an ordinary painter, it may be a wrong stroke, but looking at its brushwork, the old and spicy mellow, the tiger's expression and the delicate hook of the petals must be intentional." ”
Wang Fengyi thought about this and agreed.
It's just why do some people feel confused, some people think it's unusual, and some people are so excited? She glanced at the people and found that the two of them surnamed Di were too excited, and said with a smile: "Could it be that this painting is only for their surname Di?" Look at the third child, oh yes, jumped off, how does it look like a woman? ”
Di Axiao suddenly shouted: "Ah Hu." I'm out of 100,000. Ask him to give me this painting. ”
Di Atian didn't want to shout the price: "200,000 yuan." Second brother, you don't have as much money as me, you have to fight hard, but you can't compete with me, it's better to be humble and become a sister. ”
The old lady was shocked and helped each other out.
They were afraid that the brother and sister would fight again, so they came up to them, but they commented: "Isn't this a painting?" People want a hundred, Ah Hu gives a thousand, we are both weird, and now you two are fighting? What is there to fight for? A painting. Long Lancai was not interested in painting, so she didn't come forward, Hua Liushuang ran to stare at it, the expression on her face gradually converged, but she nodded: "No wonder." No wonder. ”
She tapped her cane and said loudly, "The more this happens, the less you should fight." Wait for Ah Hu. Ah Hu. People's paintings, you are fighting blindly. You all have money, but Ah Hu doesn't? Do you care about your money? When I see something good, I want to pull it to my house. Unpromising. ”
Wang Fengyi was stupid.
Does this painting recognize people?
Why did the old lady come and evaluate it so highly for no reason?
Long Miaomiao thought of something, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she whispered a few words to Xie Xiaowan, and Xie Xiaowan also nodded again and again. Long Miaomiao walked to Di Axue's side, and the two of them said a few words together, each of them dipped in water and wrote two words, and quickly erased them, looked at each other and smiled, and their eyes focused on Di Axiao and Di Atian.
Shi 100 billion asked people everywhere but couldn't get the result, seeing that they seemed to have solved the mystery, he went straight to them, hugged Di Axue's waist, and the three of them got together and whispered.
Di Axiao suddenly said: "Fight for money? Spelling money is contrary to the true meaning of the painting. Let's fight in martial arts. ”
Others thought that Di Atian would refuse, just kidding, Di Atian was brave and crowned the three armies, although Di Atian was a little baby fat, but he couldn't get out of the range of thin legs and feet, to fight with him? He's too thick-skinned. The house was filled with laughter. To everyone's surprise, Di Atian did not hesitate and replied: "Fight, fight, I'm afraid you won't succeed." Ayuki. Send someone to call our family, no matter where he is. ”
The old lady couldn't stop crying and laughing.
Hua Liushuang looked at Li Zhi and wanted her to intervene.
Li Zhi smiled.
She was about to speak when Dia Dog and Ta Ta Er Tigers arrived.
Dia Dog pulled the tiger and leaned in, and said, "Ahhh I don't smell right, this meal is not served, why are you about to tear up the house. ”
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
The painting is a tiger, and he is a junior, how can the elders take it? It is the bell that has to be tied to the bell.
They all said, "Ah Hu, you came just in time. If you don't come again, your uncle and your aunt will fight. ”
Da Da Erhu was taken aback and asked, "My fourth aunt went up to fight with my second uncle, and they fought?" ”
The old lady mediated and said, "It just so happens that Ah Hu is here." Ah Hu will give it to whoever he says, okay? Don't argue. ”
Di Atian said: "Originally, I didn't plan to ask for it. Why did he want to take it away when he saw it? Ahu. Auntie told you that your second uncle just wanted to rob you of something. ”
Diaxiao said coldly: "You say I rob things? You're the one who grabs things, you're fighting for me, you're a woman, what do you want this painting for? ”
Di Atian snorted, laughed and said, "I am a woman." But what about my Langjun. Can't afford this painting? ”
Everyone's eyes were focused on the Rata Erhu.
Who is it supporting?
To whom?
or give to no one, lest they offend another.
This has become a problem for the tigers.
Da Erhu didn't change his smile, tidied up his clothes, bowed to Di Axiao, and said, "I was in a hurry to see the second uncle just now." I was chased away by my grandma. She said I wasn't dressed properly, and I came here after changing my clothes. The second uncle guards the northern country, and the wind and frost blow all year round, it must be extremely bitter...... "After worshiping the second uncle, he will worship his aunt, after worshipping, grandma, all the little mothers, he worships again." Everyone felt funny in their hearts, and they all changed their minds, but Di Wu shouted: "Brother This is a delaying tactic, I am thinking about what to do." ”
He laughed for a while, and everyone couldn't help it, and laughed a few times, laughing so much that they all rushed to Di Wulun's cane, and said, "Don't you allow your brother to slow down the army?" ”
Da Da Erhu was stunned for a moment.
He put on a costume and came to see his second uncle, and after the visit, he suddenly remembered that there were elders all around, so why not worship one by one? I didn't expect that the delaying tactics were all installed on me. He smiled awkwardly, and when he saw that the painting was in Guo Jia's hand, he stepped forward and asked for the painting back, and said while rolling it: "This painting." When the child saw it, he was distracted. I originally wanted to buy it back and give it to Abba, but I didn't expect it to be seen by my uncle and aunt. That's right. The child bought the painting back because of the meaning in it. This painting, the second uncle and uncle are worthy of it. That's why you're competing for this painting, right? The tiger is carrying the power of the mountain, nostalgic for the peony, and sniffing and appreciating it, isn't this exactly the 'Ya General' in Abba's mouth? Six years ago, Abba went to the west to conquer Chen Guo and proposed 'Yajiang', but it is difficult to say what Yajiang is. Later, it was spread in the army that General Ya was a brave and fearless general on the battlefield and subdued his opponent on the battlefield, and Ah Hu also thought it was so. But when I saw this painting today, I was shocked, what is a general, this is a general, not only on the battlefield, not only between the enemy and me, not only between the general and the soldier. ”
He smiled and put a hand on his chest and heart, and said eloquently: "This is a person who has a great pursuit like me, and there is a fire burning in his chest every day, and he can still cherish a beautiful thing, and he can restrain and restrain himself, so that others can't see it, right." ”
Everyone blurted out this surprise for him.
Di Axiao couldn't help but praise and said, "Good Ah Hu." Brother's good son. When he was as old as you, he was a bandit on the outskirts of the city. ”
Da Da Erhu thanked him for the compliment, excitedly raised the scroll, and said loudly: "Since it is not an ordinary artifact that can only be used to inspire those generals, why not inspire all our Dongxia people?" Who doesn't have this tiger in their hearts? But as long as I am a Dongxia athlete, who is not a tiger in his heart, not afraid of death, dare to fight, but what, they can still sit down, carefully carve exquisite things that Jingkang Shangguo can't make, they cherish life, some people raise flowers at home, and some people want to go to the school to study...... Uncle, aunt, no one can give you this painting. I want to give my Abba, but not that he hangs in front of his face every day, but that he educates the people, so that every person in the country has the body and mind of a tiger, but he is elegant. I'm buying the Yaliang for our country. Fighting around, is that still Yaliang? ”
The old lady applauded the tiger and knocked on her cane, and all the people in the family applauded, and the mothers, many of whom had jealousy in their eyes.
Only Li Zhi did not applaud.
As soon as the applause fell, Li Zhi asked: "Since you know, why did you only buy it back for a thousand yuan?" Why not 100,000, 200,000? ”
The room was full of stunned.
Da Da Erhu was also stunned.
It was when he was playing in front of the family, this grandma was too disappointing, and she beat people back to their original form in one fell swoop.
Long Lancai said unhappily: "With your fierce appearance, does the child dare to pay so much money?" ”
Li Zhi smiled and apologized to her mother, and said sharply, "Give it to me." Tiger body and mind? You Ah Hu don't deserve to say that about yourself. If you buy 100,000 yuan, the next day, the whole city of Yuyang City will know this painting, and will think about its true meaning. You bought it back a thousand times, and you asked your father to hold this painting in his hand, and show it to people one by one, and tell the meaning of it one by one? ”
Da Da Erhu was stunned.
In my memory, my mother is not like this, she has taught herself since she was a child, she does not sprinkle a grain of rice, she does not miss a needle, eats at home, dresses, expenses, and will educate herself a little more, a thousand times, I was still thinking about whether my mother would give it to me, but as a result, after coming back, she scolded herself angrily and asked herself why she didn't want it for 100,000 or 100,000 yuan. Is this still the same frugal and stern mother? But her reasoning is not bad at all.
If you buy it back by yourself, it will only take a few days, and the whole Dongxia will think that this is the soul of the country.
Tiger?
I'm not sure yet.
Grandma is a woman. I don't even have the courage of my grandmother, and I dare to call myself a tiger?
Ta Ta Erhu lowered his head in frustration, took his painting and drilled into the pile.
Dia Dog gave him a thumbs up, and when he saw that he was frustrated, he hooked his shoulders and comforted him, saying, "Do you want to compare with your grandma?" You're only fourteen years old. Can you compare to her? Tiger. She is the big tiger, the mother worm who will hide when she screams your father. You didn't look at the posture that Ah Xiao and Brother wanted to exchange all their family property for paintings, Ah Hu, you won your uncle's heart. Tomorrow Uncle will take you to play, next to our county flag is a female school, there are a lot of girls......"