Chapter 11: Textbook-level Teaching Livestream
As a member of the former funeral love family, the quasi-martial artist Zeng Xiaoqiang likes to find a sense of existence on the Internet, and if he has nothing to do, he will brush up on the martial arts Weibo, post a martial arts voice, and see how those powerful martial artists can easily kill demons.
That strong sense of stimulation and security made him no longer strongly fear demons, regain the courage to live, and learn three tricks and two styles by the way, so that he could brag in front of his friends.
On this day, Zeng Xiaoqiang, who had nothing to do, logged in to his Voice of Martial Arts account and clicked into a live broadcast room that he had been following for a long time.
This anchor called the Martial Arts Insight Live Room, it is said that his parents used to be ground-level martial artists, and under the influence of his ears and eyes, he has extraordinary knowledge.
Although many of his theories are pure theories and do not have any practice, Zeng Xiaoqiang likes to go in to chat and fart, and by the way, ask about the situation of the ground-level martial artists, and send a few words about the majesty of the big guy to liven up the atmosphere.
Whether we can learn something is secondary, we can't lose the tradition of burying and loving the family, and happiness is the most important thing.
Zeng Xiaoqiang didn't expect that as soon as he entered the live broadcast room, a thick, white liquid came to his face, startling him, thinking that the anchor was broadcasting some inappropriate picture for children.
It wasn't until he saw it clearly that he gasped, my mother, the anchor, you can't enjoy the theory, and the real knife and gun are in battle, right?
Following the camera, he saw that under the stairs, there was a small earth demon spider.
Rich experience can know that this is an Earth Demon Spider that is at least a D-rank intermediate or above, and it is likely to be a D-rank superior, and it can easily kill five yellow-rank intermediate martial artists.
Of course, that is in the case of toughness, no martial artist is so naïve, and he deliberately faces the earth demon spider of such a level of toughness, unless the strength has the absolute upper hand.
Strength is not good, resourcefulness to make up.
Zeng Xiaoqiang was surprised to see that the anchor was embattled, and was banging the guardrail of the stairs, turning his face sideways while beating, and explained to the camera:
"Earth demon spiders mainly rely on vision to catch their prey, so when you encounter them, you must not panic, let alone scream loudly, and the best way is to stand still and not move. ”
Zeng Xiaoqiang has a sentence that his mother doesn't know if he should send it or not, and he said that he would stand still and don't move, you take a steel gun and knock it on the frame, for fear that the earth demon spider will get lost, right?
I said Lao Tie, are you live streaming martial arts insights, or are you committing suicide live on the spot?
Zeng Xiaoqiang thought about it, such an exciting picture can't be enjoyed by himself, so he logged on to the funeral family group, sent out a link, and called friends to call a large number of like-minded family members:
"Come on, someone committed suicide live, and it was suicide with demons, and thieves stimulated. ”
"Come on, it's too late, the corpses are all in the stomach, let's give the anchor a ride. ”
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Not to mention Zeng Xiaoqiang's actions, the Earth Demon Spider had already climbed to the bottom of the stairs, and its sharp knife legs swept through, splitting the guardrail on the side, and sawdust flew everywhere.
The huge Earth Demon Spider struggled to squeeze into the narrow stairwell, while Chu Ge continued to beat the gauntlet, happily helping the Earth Demon Spider guide the way.
The stars light up the door and let the lost children find their way home.
Climbing up one step at a time, the Earth Demon Spider destroyed as it walked, and the side handrails were almost destroyed, barely allowing its fat body to squeeze up.
Observing the Earth Demon Spider up close, Chu Ge found that this demon was indeed very vicious:
The mouth is full of sharp teeth and the length of a finger, and the two tentacles on the side of the mouth are shaking around, and they will shoot out at any time and hit the target.
With Zeng Xiaoqiang's unremitting efforts, a large group of members of the funeral family were called, and they all landed in Chu Ge's martial arts insights live broadcast room to watch the live broadcast, and rows of subtitles immediately filled the interface:
"Hadron didn't lie, it was really a live suicide, it's really exciting. ”
"Damn, the D-rank superior Earth Demon Spider, copper-headed and iron-brained, invulnerable, this girl is an armored car, how can you die?"
"Anchor 666, single-handedly fighting the earth demon spider, tricks to death, admiration and admiration. ”
"Some people are alive and they are dead, and some people are dead, and some people are dead. ”
"Qiangzi, this anchor won't be a hidden boss, deliberately pretending to deceive our feelings?"
"Impossible, I've been paying attention to embattled for more than half a year, this guy just has a powerful mouth and solid theory, as for martial arts cultivation, it's hard to say. ”
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A group of members of the funeral family directly regarded the live broadcast room as a chat group, chatting with great interest, and they were all speculating about how long Chu Ge could last, and whether he would be eaten from head to head or from head to toe in the end.
For OCD members, it is best to eat symmetrically so that the corpse does not look incongruous.
The local demon spider finally climbed to the first staircase, and two tentacles flew out, shooting directly at Chu Ge, who made a sound.
Chu Ge, who had expected it, turned around and ran up the stairs leading to the second floor, tiptoed up the second floor, and disappeared in front of the camera.
"Run! The anchor actually ran away, I'll wipe it, let's have fun?"
"It's understandable, when I see the mouth of the Earth Demon Spider, don't say it, I don't want to die, it's too disgusting. ”
"Okay, okay, let's disperse, the anchor has slipped away, and it is estimated that the warriors will rush to the scene to solve it later. The demon thing still has to be handed over to the professionals to solve, and the anchor will forget it. ”
"Qiangzi, please find a reliable anchor next time, don't ask us to join in the fun, we're also busy, okay?"
Zeng Xiaoqiang was speechless, it seems that he thinks too much, this anchor is just a mouth cannon, this and that all day long, blowing more than anyone else. As soon as I met the real chapter, I was scared away directly, and I was also drunk.
However, this guy has a bit of a conscience, and took the initiative to lure away the earth demon spider and trap it in the corridor, otherwise letting the earth demon spider go out will inevitably cause a bloody storm and kill many innocent passers-by.
Just as the members of the funeral family were going offline one after another, the ugly face of the earth demon spider in front of the camera was sharply distorted, and its body twitched violently, as if it had been treated by the legendary electroshock therapy.
"Huh, what's going on?"
Someone asked puzzledly, Zeng Xiaoqiang's eyes were sharp, and he saw at a glance that on the stairs behind the Earth Demon Spider, there was a familiar figure standing, who was not the anchor embattled?
"I didn't run, the anchor didn't run, it turned out to be from upstairs and went around to the bottom of the stairs to attack. I see, he deliberately lured the Earth Demon Spider here, causing this situation, this guy's attack method ······"
After being reminded by Zeng Xiaoqiang, the members of the Fuai family who were about to leave stayed one after another, and when they saw the way of the song's attack clearly, everyone's chrysanthemums tightened, and their hairs stood on end.
I saw Chu Ge standing below, holding the thick and long steel spear, aiming at the chrysanthemum of the earth demon spider, and stabbing it with all his might, that kind of terrifying strength, they even doubted that it would reach the stomach or blurt out in one step.
The dantian was hot, and the golden Holy Demon Yuan Fetus opened its eyes, and the golden light in its small eyes was full of golden light, and it exhaled like an orchid.
Streams of powerful heat flowed through the limbs, making Chu Ge like a full-powered diesel engine, outputting strong power.
His palm spiraled, and the steel spear spun and went deeper, burrowing into it with a bold cut along the chrysanthemum, black blood dripping down, wetting the staircase steps.
There was silence in the live broadcast room, and all the people who watched the live broadcast couldn't help but have a thought:
Cherish chrysanthemums and stay away from anchors!
This guy is so cruel, what is this stabbing chrysanthemums, it's just a hole in steel, and the iron ass can be chiseled by you.
They even began to sympathize with the earth demon spider, it was so miserable, it was really too pitiful, just die, it was actually in such a miserable way to die, ten seconds of silence.
The Earth Demon Spider struggled violently in pain, and tragically, its body was stuck in the staircase, unable to advance or retreat, unable to turn around, nor able to move forward, which was equivalent to being blocked from front to back, left and right.
Chu Ge smiled and spun the steel spear, the reason why he didn't attack the Earth Demon Spider for a long time and deliberately lured it up was to create this favorable situation, it was time to end the battle and harvest the spoils.