Chapter Thirty-Six: I Want to Eat You

Meng Yuanzhi also looked up at the fireworks, surrounded by many people, his wife and son were laughing, but he felt extremely lonely.

Wang Rouhua accepted the worship of almost everyone, but she was very polite to herself, and in such a scene, politeness means alienation.

A glass of grape wine with ice cubes was delivered to Meng Yuanzhi's hand, and Tie Xinyuan said with a smile: "Your ability and your identity are destined to make you a member of our family, so there is nothing to regret." ”

Meng Yuan took two steps straight out, and also lowered his voice: "Only I am an outsider!" ”

"Now you are the only one, and when the Wang family sends people over, you will not be the only minister."

"You mean to expand the ranks of foreign ministers?" Meng Yuanzhi frowned and asked, he felt very incredible.

"This is something that can't be done, I have read countless books, and I found that the final results of the world are not very good, and I can't do much."

"So, I'm deliberately alienated?"

"That's right, Nuoda's Qingxiang City needs a target that everyone wants, if it's all my own family, what will I use to clean up discipline at that time?"

"In other words, I am the baby you erected, and the best person to carry the black pot at that time?"

"No, you're the reason for me to purge my family!"

"I don't understand ......"

"If you don't understand, Lao Meng, come with me."

Meng Yuanzhi said with a smile: "It's naturally no problem to go to Xijing in Liaoguo, but it's a big problem to go to Tokyo in the Great Song Dynasty, half of the people in that city know me." ”

Tie Xinyuan took out a dark black hideous mask from his arms, handed it to Meng Yuanzhi and said, "If you put on the Kunlun Nu mask, no one will be able to recognize it." ”

"It's not child'......"

"I'll also wear the Kunlun mask, and I don't plan to show up in Tokyo, where there are more people who know me."

"Can I wear a mask to beat the Iron Lion? On that day, the iron spear was broken by the hammer of the iron lion, and he had to accept the coercion of others. ”

"The Iron Lion said he let you go."

"Fart, when he first arrested Lao Tzu, he worked hardest!"

"That's no problem, I despise this kind of person too."

Meng Yuan glanced at Tie Xinyuan with slanted eyes and said, "You and him are all the way, and you will never be left behind!" ”

As the two of them were talking, a black fire walked in from outside, and the smell of gunsmoke was very strong.

He threw the iron pipe he was holding in his arms on the ground with a bang, and complained to Tie Xinyuan: "What kind of broken thing is this, just launch a firework, it can explode from the middle, if it is not for Lao Tzu to run fast, it will become a roast pig." ”

Li Qiao picked up the iron pipe and scratched his hair and said, "If the solder is not strong, the solder will also be melted off by the high temperature." ”

Huo'er said disdainfully: "There is still air leaking everywhere, fireworks that could have been fifteen zhang high, but now they can only fly to eleven or twelve zhang, and there are two big fireworks, and they even exploded at a height of ten zhang, you can see how dangerous it was at that time by looking at my face." ”

Tie Xinyuan said very unreasonably on the side: "It doesn't matter if you have trouble in Qingxiang City, you can't have trouble in Tokyo City."

I promised Wanwan that I would show her the fireworks on her birthday, and if the fireworks were messed up by you at that time, you should be careful that Wanwan would trouble you after she came to Qingxiang City. ”

Huo'er snorted coldly and said, "You have Wanwan all over your stomach now, and I have seen Wanwan coming out of your throat."

For the sake of your upcoming marriage, I don't care about you, there are still a few days left in Tokyo, and Brother Qiao and I will get it right.

But ah, you'd better go out and have a look, the wild people in the city who haven't seen fireworks have gone crazy and are banging on the gate and asking for the fireworks to continue, and the Sakya Guru asked me if I could make a fireworks statue of the Bodhisattva riding a white elephant, and he was willing to pay a high price for it. ”

Fireworks are expensive, and the wild people on Chinese New Year's Eve don't like to stay at home for the New Year, and all of them crowd into the street market to dance.

When the fireworks go off, they go crazy, but they don't know if a firework is worth a gold coin, or if it's the best kind of gold coin.

Ninety-nine pills were put in one night, and these people were not satisfied.

Tie Xinyuan sighed, at this time, whoever goes out and tells the savages that the fireworks are gone, will be unlucky, as long as these tenacious guys encounter the things they love, they won't end if they don't vomit.

It's like dancing, from childhood to now, there is still no sign of stopping.

The gate of the City Lord's Mansion was very thick, and they couldn't smash it open, but the wall of the City Lord's Mansion was not high at all, and they didn't dare to climb over the wall to enter, so they would only ride on the wall and look at the brightly lit hall of the City Lord's Mansion.

Tie Xinyuan looked at the surging crowd and turned back to ask Huo'er, "You said that Master Sakya is willing to bear the cost?" ”

Huo'er said with a smile: "People are only willing to bear the cost of fireworks with a sitting statue of Fuxian Bodhisattva." ”

Just when Tie Xinyuan was in a dilemma, the bell of Chinese New Year's Eve rang, and the new year was coming.

The sound of the bell calmed the noisy crowd and the people began to slowly disperse towards the place where the bell rang.

This year, the Lamas will pray for all those who remain in the City of Ching Xiang and recite the Sutra of Peace for them.

The most important thing is that the monks in the temple may have gold and silver coins in the porridge and rice that they give to them this year, and whoever is in the bowl will go to whomever it is.

With gold and silver coins to take, the people immediately abandoned the stingy city lord's mansion and all flocked to the small valley on the edge of the wolf's den.

Guru Sakya, Guru Rinpoh will start his puja here.

The crowd dispersed, and the dumplings for the New Year in the city lord's mansion were served, with mutton filling, very large, and Tie Xinyuan was full after eating three.

Looking around, I couldn't see Ga Ga and Yu Chiwen.

On weekdays, the two children's favorite food is dumplings, and they haven't come at this time, there is only one possibility, that is, a cloud has begun to speak.

There were two large bowls of dumplings in the food box, and Tie Xinyuan was about to go to see them, but the fox followed him, and one after the other came out of the city lord's mansion that was beginning to take shape.

There were many people in the ditches on both sides of the road, and Tie Xinyuan stepped forward to investigate and found that they were all drunks.

Fortunately, they were all wearing thick old sheepskin jackets, and they covered themselves tightly and snored like thunder.

It is not surprising that wild people who have never had such a happy moment are overjoyed.

After a year of hard work, this is the joy they deserve.

There was a roar of the soldiers at the head of the city, Tie Yi was patrolling the city, and after greeting Wang Rouhua for the New Year, he came to the city wall and resumed his duties as the guard of Qingxiang City.

Walking into the wolf's den, the guards tiptoed one by one, looking at Tie Er in the room, and Tie Xinyuan understood why the guards looked like this.

Tie Er, who has always been strict, is pouring himself a drink in the house, he has never drunk alcohol before because of the canon, and now, being able to enjoy himself like this is probably his favorite way of leisure.

The most valuable thing about this kind of leisure is that one person, Tie Xinyuan did not disturb, followed the appearance of the guards, and tiptoed past Tie Er's small house, along the spiral staircase, down to the second floor.

"Halimai of the White Horse Clan is the biggest horse thief leader I left in the south of the Tianshan Mountains, cough, cough, give me a bowl of water."

A cloud, hoarse voice echoed through the dungeon.

"I'll give you water when I'm done, say it quickly, and affect Lao Tzu to eat dumplings." Quack pretended to be a fierce reprimand.

"Take a break, don't rush for a while." Tie Xinyuan pushed open the door and walked in, handing the food box to Wei Chiwen.

The smell in the dungeon was very bad, there was sheep dung everywhere, and the body of a cloud was also filthy, and these days, Ga Ga and Wei Chiwen had not taken him off the platform at all.

Seeing that Ga Ga was about to grab the dumplings with his dirty hands when he opened the food box, Tie Xinyuan slapped Gaga's dirty hands and said, "Go out to eat, remember to wash your hands." ”

Ga Ga and Yu Chiwen went out, and Tie Xinyuan scooped a spoonful of water with a wooden spoon and fed it to a cloud.

Then he sat quietly under the oil lamp and carefully read Wei Chiwen's records.

There was only a cloud of heavy wheezing in the empty room, and filthy white hair hung down from the desk, ticking, dripping down.

"Will you kill me?" A cloud wanted to raise his head and fell down, he no longer had the strength to do so, and the laughter of the past few days had drained all his energy.

"Yes!" Tie Xinyuan carefully flipped through the record and replied softly.

"I surrender and admit defeat!"

"You've already surrendered and conceded defeat, there's no need to say it a second time!"

"I've said everything I should say, there's no threat to you, and now, I'm an old man, you can't let me go?"

Tie Xinyuan shook his head and said, "If the old man is like you, where will there be living people in this world."

Look at what you've done, cannibalism has been done six times in just three years, men, women, children, you've eaten them all, tell me, how does it taste? ”

"Eating people is just a means, human meat is not as delicious as beef and mutton, not even camel meat, it is a way to make others fearful."

Tie Xinyuan nodded and said, "This is understandable, but forgiving you is a matter of gods, and punishing you is what I want to do."

Besides, your son has been burned to ashes by my generals, and there is no way he can come to your rescue. ”

A cloud tilted his head, and his dead fish-like eyes stared at Tie Xinyuan without any emotion.

"You see, when your son dies, you will be sad and sad, and if someone else's son is eaten by you, others will not be sad? Are they wood?

Don't look at me like that, I admit it, I also kill people, kill a lot of people, and I'm a butcher like you.

I kill with a purpose, like a wolf pack targeting a flock of sheep, and you kill for the sake of killing.

However, we are also butchers, if I fall into a situation like yours, there will be no complaints, if you can escape, you will run, if you can't escape, you will accept your fate, why don't you accept your fate until now? ”

"I want to eat you!" A cloud roared with the last of his strength. (To be continued.) )