Chapter 59: Unthinkable
"Well, the walls here are mediocre."
"Well, the window isn't open right either!"
"Oh, what is this, there are no chairs, it's all stools, how can you sit on this!"
"And this table, oh my God, it's really bad, this wood, this part-time job, this charm, hmm~ It's so unstylish."
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Since entering Dalang's old store, Wang Dahu has never stopped complaining, this one is not satisfied, that one is not good, and he directly piled up his dissatisfaction on his face.
This caused immediate public outrage.
"Don't eat the fuck off!"
"That's it,, don't mess around here!"
"Don't make trouble, get out!"
One by one, now Dalang Old Store is not only a hotel for everyone, but also a symbol of identity, a spiritual home, and is maintained by everyone.
The public was angry, Wang Dahu was dumbfounded, he didn't expect everyone to defend Dalang's old store so much, he was really depressed.
Can't you see that Sancun Ding has lost ground?
Didn't you find that the government was very dissatisfied with the three inches?
It's so contemptible to come to please him.
It seems that these three-inch Dinggu bark is really a bit of a doorway, and it is really evil to deceive so many people in such a short time.
Of course, heroes don't suffer immediate losses, Wang Dahu understands that now is not the time to "express his chest directly", so he had to take out a look of asking for the people's life and said: "Don't worry, everyone, I'm not complaining about everyone!" Five taels and one bowl of noodle fish, such a high price, shouldn't the environment be done well? Is such an environment worthy of the high price of five taels? What a profiteer! ”
The more Wang Dahu spoke, the more he admired himself, these words were so reasonable, how could they be so reasonable? It's completely beyond their previous level.,Now.,Everyone will definitely see the ugly face of the three-inch ding.,Obediently echo yourself.。
Hmph, take your patrons to make trouble, and see what you do with your three-inch Dinggu bark!
Hahaha, what a jolly!
"High price? Is Dalang's special noodle fish a bowl of five taels a high price? ”
"It's really laughing to death, five taels a bowl is expensive? This is Dalang's special noodle fish! ”
"But no, poor Wang Dahu would think that noodles and fish are expensive, hehe, it's really pitiful!"
"Yes, it seems that I haven't tasted the taste of noodle fish once, it's really pitiful!"
"yes, yes, I really don't know how cheap the noodle fish is for only five taels a bowl!"
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Everyone's disdain woke up Wang Dahu, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that they were all contemptuous eyes, which made Wang Dahu shudder: "What, five taels and a bowl are not expensive?" ”
"Hehe, if I can make my leg pain better, let alone five taels, even fifty taels is not expensive!"
"No, five taels can refresh me, what a cheap price!"
"The delicacy alone is more than five taels, not to mention that it can nourish the body and mind, it's just too cheap!"
"Yes, yes, I really don't know what magical effect that Yangchun noodles will have, I'm really looking forward to it!"
"Alas, I only hate that I left in a hurry in the morning, and I didn't bring enough silver, otherwise, I will also come to taste Yangchun noodles, Dalang's craftsmanship, that is absolutely nothing to say!"
"yes, yes!"
People began to talk one after another, and soon the topic left the scope of Wang Dahu.
Wang Dahu felt like a fool, oh, no, these people are like fools, only he is a normal person, no wonder there was a Chu person in ancient times who would jump into the river with a stone, I guess that's how it feels!
Unreasonable, unreasonable, these guys are really obsessed.
Three-inch Dinggu bark, yes, it must be the three-inch Dinggu bark that made the ghost, let me expose his true face!
Wang Dahu simply felt that justice was added, and his whole body was full of a strong sense of mission, and he really couldn't wait for the next magistrate to come as soon as possible.
At that time, you can pick out all the appearance of the bark of the three-inch Dinggu tree.
After a while, the discussion in the hall gradually disappeared, not that everyone was too lazy to speak, but that there was really no time to speak, because the noodle fish and Yangchun noodles had already been served, and everyone was eating a lot.
The only sound of noodles and fish eating in the entire hall was simply amazing.
This fell on Wang Dahu's ears, but it became extremely ugly, and he was even more disdainful, these guys are simply embarrassed, is it really so delicious? Look at it, these people are just like people who haven't eaten enough for three years, it's really embarrassing.
Hmph, when the noodle fish comes up, I just won't eat it, so that these people can see the festival of my king's family!
Just thinking about it, Wang Dahu's noodle fish was served, Wang Dahu glanced at it disdainfully, but his eyes were straight all of a sudden.
This, what is this?
Is this a noodle fish?
Isn't it a jade fish?
Besides, it looks like it's still a live jade fish!
Is there such a jade fish?
Strange, so weird!
Wang Dahu's hand had already taken the chopsticks instinctively, but he woke up in time.
No, you can't eat it!
If you eat it, people will see my jokes.
You know, this time I didn't come here to eat any noodle fish, but to see the joke of the three-inch Dinggu bark, how can I let others see my joke?
If you don't eat it, I just don't eat it!
I won't eat it!
Wang Dahu controlled his hand with great perseverance, put down the chopsticks, and said to his subordinates with a sense of victory: "Look at ......"
The five subordinates didn't raise their heads, and they were eating with relish, which made Wang Dahu angry: "Made, I usually take you to eat and drink spicy food, show me, see, what are you like now, have you never seen the world?" ”
The five subordinates still didn't pay attention to Wang Dahu, they just ate quickly, eating a lot, as if they didn't hear Wang Dahu's voice at all.
This made Wang Dahu so angry that he was about to go crazy, but fortunately, Hou Xiaoyi raised his head in time: "Master, don't you eat it?" ”
Wang Dahu nodded righteously: "Yes, absolutely not to eat!" Xiao Yi, you did a good job, and you didn't eat well......"
Before he finished speaking, he heard Hou Xiaoyi shouting "Great", and then he reached out and snatched the noodle fish and ate it immediately, but the bowl in front of Hou Xiaoyi was empty, and there was no noodle fish, even the noodle soup was gone!
"This bastard!" Wang Dahu was directly furious, but he didn't expect to be deceived by Hou Xiaoyi, this is really surprising, this Dalang's special noodle fish, can it be said that it has such magic, it is delicious to such an extent?
It's unimaginable!