Chapter 45: Mountain Bandits (2)

Husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes, but husband and wife are still like this, let alone just a family member who has received their own favor? It is impossible for Zhang Xian to be too morally demanding of the family, relatively speaking, this can also distinguish the loyalty of the family, Zhang Xian was instantly relieved, and even took the initiative to say to everyone with a pleasant face:

"Brothers, the current situation, everyone has also seen it, this official seems to be really bad and auspicious today, although the official position is small, but after all, there is a court official, if you lose this food and salary, it is possible to destroy your family and destroy your family, you have wives and children in your family, there is really no need to follow this official to die in vain, you have thought clearly now, you are willing to live, although you go to the back to run for your life, this official will not blame everyone!"

"What did you say? I am deeply favored by adults, what kind of bird is life and death? In this life, except for adults, I Niu Dameng has never served anyone, I Niu Dameng accompanies adults on Huangquan Road, I also have a companion, my mother, I believe that the old lady of Zhangfu will take care of it! ”

"Jiang Wei is not talented, the defeat here is not a crime of war, in the middle of the sky, the mountains and rocks are steep, and there is no battle, but the gentleman has nothing to do with the two masters in his life, and his subordinates are willing to live and die with the adults!"

"I didn't say that naturally we live and die with adults, even when we get to Lord Yama, we have to pull a few of his beards down!"

"We are all willing to go to Huangquan with adults!"

Zhang Xian heard that the vast majority of people are willing to share life and death with him, and he sighed with emotion, staring at these families and people who have passed the test of life and death, this is the biggest capital that he can rely on in the future development and growth, Zhang Xian said emotionally:

"How can this official be able to ask everyone to sacrifice their lives to follow, Niu Dameng, you remember everyone who stays for me, including the people who are willing to stay, if you can't get out today, I will wait for the underworld to make trouble with the king of Yama, if you are lucky enough to get out, this official will meet you today: He day, we have dignity and humility in name, but in fact, brothers, never give up, life and death!"

"Don't give up, life and death! Life and death are worth it! Life and death!! All the family members and people who stayed behind roared and roared, and the mountain bandits on the mountain were stunned one by one!

The six family members who came to survive behind him all lowered their heads, and Liu Ergou, the leader of the county government soldiers, also began to admire this milky little adult in his heart, and he could make a group of people follow him without forgetting their lives, what kind of personality charm does this need? Anyway, Liu Ergou has never thought about who to die for in his life! But it doesn't mean that Liu Ergou doesn't want to have a brother who can sacrifice his life! Several soldiers under Liu Ergou only laughed at the stupidity of this group of people, and they didn't want their lives to be fooled by a stinky petty official, how stupid must this be?

"Brother Ergou, I've been watching the old man for a long time, why haven't I seen the brother we sent out?"

Liu Ergou narrowed his eyes, glanced at Zhang Xian fiercely, bit his lip, and said: "The original plan was to see our brother, and when this dog official became chaotic, we would rush out to end his dog life, but before we saw our brother, no one was allowed to act rashly without my order!" ”

On this matter, there was a roar of angry applause from the flying leopard in the mountains:

"A bunch of stupid puppeteers, do you really want to die? Lao Tzu dozens of times, if you thieves don't roll to the back and cut off this dog official, these firewood and grass will pour down and burn you, and you won't even have ashes left, hahahaha, you can think about it! One, two, three, four......."

"You thief bandit, count your balls! Hurry up and light the fire, your grandfather Niu Dameng is cold now! Give you Grandpa Niu warm and warm! Hahahaha! ”

"Brother Niu, Brother Jiang Wei, my Kun can accompany the adults on the road with you, happy!"

"I miss Jiang Wei, I'm used to beating Xiaoye, my father doesn't kiss my mother and it doesn't hurt, only adults can remember my birthday, and those who are confidants die! Die well deserved! Hurry! ”

"Well, since you stupid horsemen ask for death, if Lao Tzu doesn't accept you, won't he be sorry for you? Come, brothers, get ready to throw firewood, everyone stand up and get ready! "Somehow, this mountain bandit flying leopard spoke at this time, except for the cold and cruel, it seemed to have a little thick nasal voice.

The Flying Leopard and a small mountain bandit stood on the mountain rock together, and there were ten minions coming up behind, the Flying Leopard held a pine branch that lit the fire in his hand, the flames were burning and crackling, and the people standing next to Zhang Xian were waiting for the Flying Leopard to pour firewood and hay down, and then cast a fire, waiting for the final arrival of death!

The county official said: "Brother Ergou, it doesn't seem right? ”

Liu Ergou squinted his eyes and looked at the mountain.....

Jiang Wei said: "Brother Niu, doesn't seem right? ”

Niu Da looked at the mountain with angry eyes.....

Niu Dameng looked at it and said, "My lord, it doesn't seem right?" ”

Zhang Xian stood with his hands behind his back and looked at the hillside with a smile.

The sound of the people around him coming to each other, Zhang Xian stood on the big stone, with a relieved smile on his face, looking at the people who had just experienced the choice of life and death, and said in his heart, you don't want to think about it, are you adults hanging up so easily?

At this moment, the flying leopard on the mountain spoke:

"Do you say you have no clothes? with the Son.

Wang Yuxingshi, repair my spear.

Enmity with the Son! How can you say that you have no clothes?

With the Son. WANG Yuxingshi,

Fix my spear. Work with the son!

How can you say that you have no clothes? with the Son. ”

The dozen or so people behind the flying leopard all recited the Yuefu poems sentence by sentence! In the end, he roared and shouted three times, "How can you say that you have no clothes, and you are in the same robe with your son!" How can it be said that there is no clothing, and the same robe with the Son, and how can it be said that there is no clothing, and the same robe with the Son? ”

The county soldiers under the mountain were stunned, this is an ambush battle or a poetry fighting conference? These mountain bandits are not doing their jobs? Lao Tzu's careful liver can't withstand your toss like this.

The people under the mountain were also stunned, could it be that the mountain bandits killed people, and they had to sing poems before they died, when did this mountain bandit change the ritual of killing?

The family under the mountain was also stunned, because the damn mountain bandit Flying Leopard took off the demon mask, isn't that who else could Luo Santian who beat Liu Ergou? Who else could that Luo three days behind be an adult scholar Zhang Fan? Those ten who took off their clothes were not their own brothers, who else could they be? It's just that the hundreds of mountain bandits around don't know each other......

Niu Dameng was the first to pick up and shouted loudly:

"Okay, you thief Luo for three days, what are you doing pretending to be a mountain bandit leader? If you don't make it clear to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has peeled your skin! ”

Zhang Xian smiled slightly, stood on the big stone and said to Luo Tiantian:

"Okay, Luo three days, you can tell the big guys about the situation, lest your kid be beaten later! I can't help myself! ”

Luo Tiantian pouted, timidly looked at the group of people who were glaring angrily below, and no longer had the ferocity of Fang Cai, and said:

"Eh, my lord, you can't pick and leave us alone, okay, let me explain it to you, brothers, before the adults thought that we were marching to escort grain and grass, not only slow, but also everyone had no sense of crisis, did not do a good job of defense according to the drill standards, adults are worried, if you have not suffered losses and been deceived, sooner or later you will be planted in the hands of the enemy, so let me and Zhang Fan go to the front to spend money to invite two hundred villagers to pretend to be mountain bandits to rob the road and ambush, Zhang Fan let the people shuttle back and forth in the grass and trees, pretending to be a suspicious plan, Let everyone feel that there are many mountain bandits, and the grass and trees are all soldiers, brother, I will act, play the mountain bandit flying leopard, and scare everyone, so that everyone can remember it for a long time in the future! Okay, villagers, please go down the mountain, move the rolling stones and trees blocking the intersection, and your wages for today will be in hand! ”

As soon as Luo finished speaking, the villagers rushed down the mountain in a hurry, moved away the rolling stones and woods, and cleared out a spacious avenue in a moment.

Luo Tiantian and Zhang Fan, who were following Zhang Xian, told what happened just now while walking, Zhang Xian said:

"I really didn't expect that you Luo Tiantian would be so talented in acting, if it wasn't for the official who arranged for you to go, it is estimated that the official would have been deceived by you! Oh, by the way, Luo three days, you kid, will you change your voice? Fang Cai, the voice of the flying leopard you imitated, didn't even hear it from the official? ”

Luo Santian scratched his head embarrassedly and said:

"Adults don't know, my mother was in the palace back then, and she learned ventriloquism from the artists in the palace, she could imitate different animal sounds, especially the roar of a tiger, which could scare animals into running away, and she could also imitate different people to speak, and her subordinates would learn a thing or two from her mother, so that the adults laughed!"

"What are you laughing at? You kid is also engaged in vain things, yes, Luo three days, the official did not mistake you, bold and careful, although you and Zhang Fan pretended to be ambushed today, but the official has seen it, you use the tactics of suspicious soldiers, and the grasp of people's psychology is very good, this team has done a very good job of cutting off the enemy's fighting spirit! In addition, did you buy the things that the official asked you to buy? ”

Luo Tiantian replied with a smile: "Don't worry, my lord, I bought all the three thousand tribulus terrestris, and I filled a full car, so many tribulus terrestris are of great use?" ”

Zhang Xian listened to Luo Sansan's words, nodded, and continued to Zhang Fan: "Zhang Fan, you see, through this kind of exercise, you have to learn to adapt to the situation, the so-called art of war, originally there is no art of war, it is all created by people, Luo Santian said, the plan of doubtful soldiers is what you made, study hard!" The two of you don't reveal the matter of thistle, keep it a secret. Okay, hurry up and go to Niu Dameng, Fang Kun, and Jiang Wei to say good things, be careful that they beat you two! ”

Zhang Fan was praised by Zhang Xian for the first time, and his heart was pounding with excitement, and he said, "All this is cultivated by adults, and the subordinates are unforgettable!" In the future, I will study hard and live up to the expectations of adults! ”

"Go, go, let's go, hurry up and talk to the big guy about good things, I don't care if I am beaten!"

"Brother Ergou, this dog official is too yin, he actually plays this trick! Fortunately, Brother Ergou is wise, otherwise my brothers would have been planted! A soldier on the side of the county yajia said to Liu Ergou.

"Lao Tzu Liu Ergou still underestimated this dog official, this method is slippery, not only to enhance their sense of crisis and adaptability, but more importantly, this dog official also uses differentiation methods, seeing that those people are loyal and those people are unreliable, it seems that our mission is not easy to complete! Now everyone must be careful, don't be caught by the dog officer! ”

"Brother Niu, Brother Fang Kun, the adults really scared me enough this time, although I am rectum, but I am not stupid, are you testing us?" Jiang Wei said.

Fang Kun walked over and said:

"The test is on the one hand, the adults also really feel that our team has no sense of crisis and urgency, take this opportunity to practice us, the real battlefield, the sword and gun have no eyes, the enemy will not give us a chance to come again, just rely on the hand that the Lord has exposed, plan and then move, and my Kun will admire the five-body throw."

Niu Dameng nodded, turned around, and said: "Well, with my Niu Dameng's understanding of adults, everyone can stand the test, and adults will sincerely treat everyone as brothers. Our brothers are united, and we will definitely break out of a different world! Guess what you just said to me? ”