Chapter 644: The princess can run a horse on her chest

Today's Xu family is very lively, in addition to a large number of people in Xu Zizhen's family, there are three more old men such as Yongye today, Xu Zizhen and Yongye keep pouring wine into each other, Mu Xianting interjects from time to time, Yelufu is silent, but the one who pours a glass of wine does not refuse.

So almost everyone was very happy, happy for Xu Zizhen's perfect performance in the academy, only Gillian was a little sullen, not very interested, and didn't even move chopsticks with her favorite food in front of her.

Kou Qiaoyi was the most careful, and soon discovered this scene, touched Xu Zizhen without a trace, and used his mouth to nu Ajiao's direction.

Xu Zizhen was stunned for a moment, when he saw Gillian's expression, he was also a little unbearable, he walked over with a wine glass, Su San, who was sitting next to Gillian, immediately got up and changed his position, Xu Zizhen sighed lightly after sitting down: "Little chubby girl, it's hard for you today." ”

Gillian rarely didn't count the three words of the little chubby girl with him, but pouted and said: "What is embarrassing for me, don't pretend to know everything." ”

Xu Zizhen laughed dryly: "Aren't you unhappy that I finished Yan Chang today?" ”

"It's your business to run him, what does it have to do with me?"

"Then why are you telling my brother to be angry? Which bastard molested you? ”

"Phew! A dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth! Gillian finally raised her head and glared at him, but then lowered her head again, "I'm not angry, just a little worried." ”

Xu Zizhen finally understood: "Are you worried that those people in the academy will ignore you after knowing your identity?" ”

Gillian stopped silent and acquiesced.

Xu Zizhen comforted: "Don't worry, you haven't led troops to invade our Great Song Dynasty, what they should hate is also such as separation, non-stickiness and drinking, it has nothing to do with you, the academy is knowledgeable, and no one will blame you for it." ”

Gillian shook her head and said: "But if I am determined to stay in the Great Song Dynasty, my imperial brother will blame me, and in the end, there will still be one party who hates me, or both sides hate me." ”

When she said this, her eyes were already red, as if she might cry at any time, Xu Zizhen was not afraid of the sky or the earth, she was only afraid that the chick would cry and cry, so she hurriedly comforted: "Never, never, Wu Qimai is your brother, how can he hate you?" It's even more impossible in the academy, you are so beautiful and cute, and those male animals look at you with red hearts, how can they be willing to hate you? ”

Gillian burst into tears and laughed, and then deliberately straightened her face, raised her little fist and said, "Are you so easy to deceive when I am a three-year-old child?" I haven't settled accounts with you yet, what do you mean by calling me the first beauty in the women's hospital in front of so many people today? ”

Xu Zizhen pretended to be stupid: "I only called me, who made you stand up?" This can only mean that your skin is thicker than others, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

Gillian suddenly jumped up, gritted her teeth and pounced on Xu Zizhen: "I...... I'm fighting with you! In order to cooperate with you to slap Yan Chang's face, my aunt and grandmother didn't even care about the relatives of the clan, if you don't admit it, forget it, you still squeeze me, I scratch you to death! ”

Xu Zizhen was so frightened that he turned around and ran, shouting as he ran: "Okay, you little chubby girl, why don't you learn to learn Xiao Susan, how old are you to dare to be an aunt and grandmother...... Ouch you play really? Help me! ”

Everyone in the hall was amused by the two of them, and in the end, Mo Li'er stepped forward to pull Gillian away, and whispered a few words of persuasion to her, which made her stop, but she still stared at Xu Zizhen with big eyes, as if she wanted to bite him a few times.

Xu Zizhen fled to the other side, looked at the two scratches on the back of his left hand, and said angrily: "Are you a cat?" It's so good at scratching people, and if you plagiarize like this, you're not afraid that you won't be able to marry in the future. ”

Gillian was suddenly furious: "It has nothing to do with you if you can't get married, anyway, I can't go back now, and the Song people don't like me, you don't care if I live or die!" ”

After she finished speaking, she threw Mo Li'er's hand and turned around to leave, Hu Sanniang quickly grabbed her, turned around and glared at Xu Zizhen and said: "Gillian helped you so much today, you don't thank her, how can you still be angry with her like this, do you treat you as a brother?" ”

As soon as Xu Zizhen's words came out, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, Gillian was still sulking about this, and he didn't open the pot, he slapped himself in the mouth, and said with a smile: "Gillian, you have a lot of adults, you won't be so stingy." ”

Hu Sanniang let go of Gillian, glanced at Xu Zizhen and walked away, she has confidence in Xu Zizhen, this kid is a good hand at drinking and fighting and coaxing girls, and the whole Liangshan can't find anyone stronger than him.

Gillian was stopped at the door and couldn't get out, turned her head away hatefully, and ignored him angrily.

Xu Zizhen smiled and leaned next to Gillian and said: "Don't be angry, people have stumbled, horses have misses, who hasn't made a slip of the tongue?" ”

The corners of Gillian's mouth twitched, but she still endured it and didn't speak, what is it that people have stumbled, you deliberately make me laugh, my aunt just doesn't laugh, I'm angry!

Xu Zizhen was not discouraged, a hand unconsciously put on her shoulder, and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, and the princess can run a horse on his chest, you ...... Hiss! ”

Before the words were finished, Gillian finally couldn't help it, raised her foot and stepped on Xu Zizhen's instep fiercely, and said angrily: "You can run a horse, your whole family can run a horse!" Keep your dog's eyes open and show your aunt and grandma clearly! ”

Xu Zizhen's voice was very low just now, and no one heard what he said, but at this time, Gillian suddenly raised her voice, but said such an inexplicable sentence, which immediately attracted everyone to look over, and as soon as Gillian said it, she realized that she had been tricked again, she was angry and ashamed and stomped her feet and was about to flee, but was pulled back by Xu Zizhen.

"Let go of me!"

Gillian fell a few times and couldn't break off, and was about to bite it in her mouth, but heard Xu Zizhen shouting: "Bao'er, go and bring the thing I newly developed to deal with Yan Ji and his son, and show it to our beautiful and lovely princess Gillian." ”

As soon as she heard the words Yan Ji, Gillian's movements immediately stopped, she hesitated for a moment but couldn't help but be curious, and asked, "What did you do again?" ”

Xu Zizhen looked mysterious: "You'll know after a while." ”

Bao'er answered the sound and trotted out of the door, and soon returned to the house with a bundle of things, Gillian was disappointed at a glance: "What else should I do, isn't it just fireworks?" ”

She read it right, it was indeed just ordinary fireworks, made of many layers of yellow paper rolled into a thick cylinder, with gunpowder bullets stuffed in the middle, and a bamboo stick at the bottom, which was simply inserted into the ground to ignite the fuse.

Xu Zizhen shook his head and said: "No, no, no, it's fireworks now, but when the time comes, I will change it and replace the bamboo sticks with bamboo sticks, and they are installed on it, which is a humanoid rocket." ”

Gillian was stunned and said, "What is a humanoid rocket?" ”

Xu Zizhen suddenly laughed obscenely: "Hehe, when I catch Yan Ji and his turtle son, I will insert this thing into their chrysanthemums, and then with a fuse, they will go to the sky with a bang." ”

Gillian nodded as if she didn't understand, and asked again, "But what's the matter with Guan Chrysanthemum?" ”