(Recommended reading: Thousands of years ago, an old man who fished on the banks of the Weishui River, with his superb wisdom, summed up the essence of the art of war, a total of four words~~~ Soldiers stand by deception!

'Fraud' is deception, to put it bluntly, tactics are deception, deceiving enemies, deceiving allies, deceiving superiors, deceiving colleagues, deceiving subordinates, and even deceiving yourself, when you deceive everyone in the world, congratulations, you are an invincible god!

Since the Han Dynasty, if you talk about the level of deception, 'Soldier Immortal'-Han Xin can be called one of the best, on the battlefield, countless enemies have been played by his superb deception,...... The decisive battle against the water, ambushed on all sides...... 'classic battles, famous in history, for people to worship!

It's a pity that he was blinded by the geese pecking at the geese all day long, Han Xin was finally deceived once and lost his life, and the person who deceived him was called Liu Bang!

Xiao Yi is a good little liar, although his EQ is a little low, and he has never even deceived a woman's heart, but his brother's IQ is high, and he is definitely a master when he cheats men!

After accepting the appointment of the 'pioneer officer', Xiao Yi returned to his Hou Mansion as usual, and even the speed of riding a horse did not speed up, what is usual, what is still the same, eating meat, drinking, sleeping, practicing martial arts, and playing with his sister Xiaojing for a while in his spare time, as if nothing had happened, but those who are careful find that the Chinese officer who usually keeps foot with the governor of the capital ~ Xiaobin is gone!

Three days later, Xiao Yi got up early in the morning as usual, first practiced a trip to the courtyard to gilt gold boring with phoenix wings, and after the blood flowed all over his body, he cleaned himself with cold water and had some breakfast, and then he went to play with his sister Xiaojing with a relaxed face!

There are not many entertainment places in the Hou Mansion, one of which is the favorite of the two brothers and sisters, the water is cold in early spring, it is impossible to go into the water to fish, it is no problem to sit on the shore to fish, the brothers and sisters have a fishing rod each, sit on the shore, chatting while staring at the float on the water.

In fact, after several large-scale killings by the brother and sister, the original fatty fish in the pond have long been extinct, and Xiao Yi has asked people to buy a large number of river fish and put them in, so that there is something to fish, otherwise they can only 'fish with a straight hook'!

"Big brother, are you going to go on an expedition?" Xiao Jing put her hands on her cheeks and stared at the water, but her expression was a little gloomy.

"Well, how do you see that?" Xiao Yi blocked the news of the expedition very strictly, and it was impossible to leak it out, so he could only expose flaws in his life.

"You have more than half an hour of morning training in the past few days, and you have more time to fish with me, and the afternoon before yesterday, you wiped your armor and blade ......," Xiao Jing broke her fingers and said what she had observed in the past few days, the most important thing, "You have been touching your nose lately, you must be going to fight a big battle and kill a lot of people!" ”

A woman, even if she is smaller and stronger, but as long as she is a woman, it will definitely not be easy to coax, because she is as careful as a hair!

Xiao Yi smiled bitterly, he practiced martial arts for half an hour every day, in order to adjust his body to the best state, 'Tiger Dove'~ Lu Bu, it's not so easy to deal with, it's a bloody battle to say that it's not good, and the same goes for wiping armor and blades, as for always touching your nose before killing, you are used to it, and you can't change it!

It's not that Xiao Yi deliberately hides anything from his family, but the soldiers are in danger, and it is Lu Bu who is fighting, so he doesn't want them to worry too much, besides, Xuchang City is like a house with leaky air on all sides, and the eyes of the princes are dense everywhere, and the expedition is imminent, he has to be cautious, this is related to the lives of tens of thousands of brothers in the Xuanjia Army?

"Brother Fight Tiger, big brother, I'll go to the battlefield with you!" Xiao Jing patted the stainless steel short sword that never left her body, and her body also exuded a faint murderous aura, thinking that at the beginning, she also acted as a death squad, fighting for her life on the battlefield, licking blood from the knife edge, and the lives on her hands were more than ~~~

"Smack!"

Before the murderous aura on her body gathered and formed, Xiao Jing felt that her waist tightened, her body took off, and she lay directly on her brother's lap, and then a slap fell on her raised little buttocks, and the beating 'snapped', as for the original murderous aura, it had already been beaten without a trace~~~~

Once a woman's hands are stained with blood, she is not a woman!

A woman who is not a woman will suffer for the rest of her life!

Xiao Yi doesn't want his sister to become Mu Guiying, let alone Wu Zetian, whether it is the empress or the handsome woman, none of them are happy, all of them are nobles in front of people, and they suffer in the future, and they lose far more than they get!

He just wants Xiao Jing to be an ordinary woman, usually show off flowers, fish, learn how to be coquettish, marry in the future, have children, and live a rich and peaceful life.

Xiao Yi has a very low EQ and can't communicate with women, so the way he educates his sister is to 'slap once, rub it three times, and then give two sweet dates!' ’

Because I feel sorry for my sister, so every punishment is small, but the next benefit is big, the result of this is that Xiao Jing is not afraid of making mistakes, even intentional mistakes, after a few pains on the little buttocks, the huge benefits she gets are enough to soothe any pain!

This time is no exception, after a few slaps, Xiao Yi helped his sister up, first comforted a few words, and then took out the red dates that had been prepared a long time ago~~'Women's Army! ’

The 'Women's Army' is composed of some homeless little girls, there are hundreds of people, and later Xiao Yi led the troops to the west to conquer Guanzhong, because of the long distance, they left those little Loli in Shanyang County, and ordered people to take proper care, now the situation in Xuchang has stabilized, and the weather has begun to warm, it's time to pick them up!

My sister is too wild, and I brought those little girls here, first, I can let Xiaojing have more playmates and relieve loneliness, and second, I can also take the opportunity to correct her three views, and I am with a group of little girls every day, after a long time, she will know how to be a woman, and she can smoke a little feminine!

"Big brother is the best and best person in the world!" Xiao Jing shouted and pounced, hugging Xiao Yi's little black face was a wild kiss, making saliva dripping, and there was a smell of goat's milk!

"Hehe, am I a good person?" Looking at his bloody hands, Xiao Yi shook his head with a wry smile, and then nodded fiercely, "Although I am not a good person, I am the best brother in the world, and that's enough!" ”

However, he still missed a little, let a lion lead a group of sheep, after a long time, the lion will not become a sheep, on the contrary, those originally obedient sheep will be contaminated with the habits of the lion, and even open their mouths to bite, this is the power of the leader, it can be expected that it will not be long before the little witches in Xuchang City will change from one to a group, and then, someone should have a headache!

After lunch, Xiao Yi walked to Cai Wenji's bedroom, the talented girl has the habit of taking a nap, it is said that she can maintain her beauty, but he is not, after eating and drinking, he prefers to exercise!

No one knows how Xiao Yi comforted Cai Wenji, after the bedroom door was closed, the maids first heard the exclamations of their own wives, then crying, then louder exclamations and moans, and finally, only the screams of death and immortals were left~~~

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At dusk, Xiao Yi walked out of the bedroom refreshed, and then sat in the courtyard, watching the gradually falling sunset, enjoying his last bit of leisurely time, how rare it is to be peaceful!

Jin Wuxi fell, the jade rabbit rose eastward, the sky was completely dark, and the lights in the Hou Mansion were also on the palm, Xiao Yi suddenly ordered ~~ All prepare for war!

As soon as the order fell, the three hundred soldiers of the Hou Mansion quickly lined up in front of the lobby in full gear, all in good spirits, bright armor, looking at those cold or hot eyes, they knew that they could go into battle at any time!

Xiao Yi is also a full-body uniform, wearing python scale soft armor inside, covered with cold iron armor with a claw pattern, wearing a Chiyou ghost face helmet, a sword at the waist, and a gilded phoenix wing.

The 'cabbage' was also brought out, and this year, it is already six years old, and it is even more majestic, it is really like a 'dragon horse' descending to earth, and the atmosphere before the war makes it very excited, while neighing in a low voice, while trampling the green bricks on the ground with iron hooves, sparks splash everywhere!

"Brother, let's kill the enemy side by side again!" Xiao Yi touched the head of the 'cabbage' with his forehead, took out the wine gourd, and the brothers each took a few sips.

'On the second day of February, the dragon raised his head and set out to fight in Xuzhou', that was Cao Cao's military order to other generals, as the pioneer of the whole army, Xiao Yi wanted to take the Xuanjia Iron Cavalry to rush to the front, naturally he had to take the first step, and only in this way could he kill Lu Bu by surprise!

There was no expedition ceremony, and no one came out to see him off, Xiao Yi had explained to Cai Wenji and Xiao Jing before, after he left, everything in the mansion was as usual, what should be done, it was best to give people a feeling, the governor still stayed in the mansion every day, drinking, eating meat, hugging women, and deceiving him completely~~~~

"Expedition!" There was no superfluous nonsense, with an order, the door of the mansion was opened, and taking advantage of the dark night, Xiao Yi took the lead, led three hundred elite soldiers to rush out like ghosts, and went straight to the Xuanjia army camp outside the city~~~

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