Chapter 347: Pangolins and White Rabbits
As soon as Mo Xiaochuan's words came out, everyone present felt that their brains had not turned around.
The first thing that reacted was the wisp of green smoke, uh, or rather, the mysterious immortal.
Obviously, the other party was directly stunned by Mo Xiaochuan's second wish, and the expression on his face changed from high and deep to stunned, then angry, and finally an indescribable grievance.
What's going on?
Yes!
What are you doing!
It's just a wish!
Don't hurt people so much!
Am I dignified...... It's not as good as that broken lamp?
Are you questioning God's power?
Change the occasion, change the time, you're already dead, okay!
Therefore, in the next moment, the immortal's tone had become a little unkind: "This wish cannot be carried out!"
Hearing this, Mo Xiaochuan couldn't help but roll his eyes, pouted and said, "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't do it!"
The immortal stared at a pair of big eyes and screamed: "I can't do it? You say I can't do it? It's impossible for you to fulfill your wish, okay? If you have the ability, you can try another one!"
Mo Xiaochuan shook his head and said: "Okay, okay, then I'll change my wish, so be it, I want you to be loyal to me from now on, become my slave, know everything about me, say everything, but whatever I want, you must do your best to achieve it." ”
Hearing this, the immortal was almost so angry that he immediately waved his hand: "This is impossible!"
"Look at it! Look at it!" Mo Xiaochuan spread his hands: "I have already said three wishes, and you can't realize any of them, so what kind of big-tailed wolf are you pretending?"
"You ......!" the immortal was speechless for a while, glaring at Mo Xiaochuan hatefully for a long time, and then he held back a sentence from between his teeth: "The wishes you made are beyond my ability, so they will not be accepted!"
"Okay, let's talk about it first, and then I don't count my wish, I just ask, can you do it to make world peace?"
"Can't ......"
"What about letting me rule the whole world, for example?"
"Can't!"
"So what about giving me the same abilities as you?"
"No, you can't. ”
"Okay, okay, then how about I suffer a little loss, and let all the women in the world fall in love with me?"
......
Mo Xiaochuan put forward more than a dozen possibilities in one breath, all of which were vetoed by the immortals without exception, so for a while, Mo Xiaochuan's gaze at the other party was already full of disdain.
On the other hand, the immortals felt that they were about to collapse.
Could it be that the human being in front of him was sent by God to punish his own calamity?
Can't you just make a good wish?
Aren't normal people hoping for immortality, wealth, family happiness and the like?
How did you get to this guy and change here?
And make women all over the world fall in love with you?
With your little body, can you stand it!
The immortals were so angry that they smoked, and Mo Xiaochuan was even more dissatisfied.
"What's wrong, I'm afraid you're not the worst immortal I've ever seen. ”
After a pause, Mo Xiaochuan said with a sad look on his face: "That's it, let's discuss, you give me three wishes, and I will say something simple." ”
Hearing this, the immortal was immediately moved, not that he didn't want to go away directly, the key was that if he couldn't fulfill the contract, he couldn't leave this broken jar.
In other words, he had to fulfill the wish that Mo Xiaochuan had put forward.
It's still so embarrassing to be a jar god, and it is estimated that this is the first time in history.
"Okay, okay, three is three, no more!"
Seeing that the other party was relieved, Mo Xiaochuan suddenly became frowning and laughing, and then turned his head and beckoned to Boss Li, who was already stupid.
"Lao Li, come and make a wish!"
Boss Li came to Mo Xiaochuan's side a little dazedly, and asked with a little crying and laughing, "Then I really promised?"
"Xu!" Mo Xiaochuan's face was generous.
The immortal nodded with a dark face.
"Well, I hope that our civet cat race will last forever and will never be exterminated by humans!"
Hearing this, Mo Xiaochuan couldn't help but be stunned.
I didn't see that this Boss Li is so hearty about the world and understands the righteousness!
And the immortal waved his hand angrily: "Accurate." ”
As soon as the words fell, a piece of golden light rose from the ground, and soon turned into tens of millions of points of light, one of which fell on Boss Li's body, and the rest quickly swept into the air and soon dissipated into the sky.
"Alright, now there is one wish left. ”
Mo Xiaochuan didn't have time to be happy for Boss Li, and when he suddenly heard the words of the immortal, he was stunned.
"One? Aren't there two more?"
"Longevity and not being exterminated by humans are two wishes, and I have helped him fulfill them. The immortal patiently explained to Mo Xiaochuan.
"You are cheating!" Mo Xiaochuan suddenly became angry.
And the immortal raised his chin triumphantly: "This is not cheating, but doing things according to the rules." ”
"You ......! No, I still have two more wishes!"
In the face of Mo Xiaochuan's nonsense, the immortal couldn't help but say in a deep voice: "Young man, I advise you not to gain an inch, otherwise you will ......"
However, before the immortal's threat was finished, he saw that Mo Xiaochuan did not hesitate to pick up the wooden cork again and blocked the mouth of the clay pot!
So all the green smoke in the air was sucked back into the clay pot, and it was never seen again.
Looking at this scene, let alone Boss Li, everyone present was shocked, this is really a scalp-numbing operation!
And the next moment, Mo Xiaochuan took out the Motorola's mobile phone from the ruling order, and sure enough, the screen soon lit up.
"You treacherous bastard!
As soon as Mo Xiaochuan picked up the phone, the angry voice of the immortal came.
Mo Xiaochuan pursed his lips, his face was not red, and his heart was not beating, "Where am I treacherous? I just haven't figured out what my wish is, is there any problem?"
Hearing this, the other party was suddenly choked half to death, and only after a long time did he ask, "Then when can you think about it?"
"Hmm......" Mo Xiaochuan pondered for a moment and said, "Why don't I tell you a story first?"
The immortal on the other side of the phone was obviously a little confused by this sudden turn of topic, and became silent for a while.
So Mo Xiaochuan said to himself: "Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit, went out to pick carrots, it went over the mountains and mountains, and finally found a crisp and sweet oversized carrot, and when he was carrying the carrot home, he was stopped by a pangolin, and then, the pangolin said a word to the little white rabbit, so the little white rabbit committed suicide." ”
Mo Xiaochuan's story ended there, and after a while, the immortal finally couldn't help but ask, "What did the pangolin say?"
"Guess?"
After speaking, Mo Xiaochuan simply hung up the phone and threw it into the ruling order again, then clapped his hands and said to the people who were already stunned: "Okay, let's continue to set off!"