Chapter 56: Drunk
In a palace in the palace, Zhu Yousong and Zhu Youzhen sat opposite each other, and there were only six dishes on the small square table, a kung pao chicken, a hot and sour potato shreds, a shallots mixed with tofu, a fried peanut, and a tomato scrambled egg plus a seaweed soup......
Zhu Yousong looked at the ordinary food on the table and swallowed his saliva, although these things were very ordinary in later generations, but now in the Ming Dynasty, the things in them are all rare varieties!
Zhu Yousong first picked up the chopsticks and put a peanut in his mouth, and it was a familiar taste. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Zhu Yousong was not polite to Zhu Youzhen, his subordinates carried chopsticks like flying, and ate several mouthfuls of food before he picked up a glass of wine on the table and drank it all, breathing a long sigh of relief.
Zhu Yousong tasted the taste in his mouth and asked, "Hey, where did you get all these things?" ”
Zhu Youzhen said: "We have these things in Daming now, but they haven't been popularized yet." ”
Zhu Yousong took another bite of shredded potatoes and said vaguely: "Then you have to promote it well." ”
Zhu Youzhen asked a little strangely: "Do you know how many lives I have spent for these things?" ”
Zhu Yousong was so frightened that he choked suddenly, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Human life? Do you need to kill people to get these things? ”
Zhu Youzhen nodded and said, "Naturally." ”
"Getting these things so you can use human lives? Didn't you say that our Ming already had these things at this time? If you can't send someone to find it, how can you still die? ”
Zhu Youzhen sighed and said: "The origin of these things is too tortuous, and the story of it is that I can't tell you for a day and a night." But I can tell you briefly, that my people have fought with Gentiles at sea. ”
Zhu Yousong frowned and said, "Gentiles, which country?" ”
Zhu Youzhen said a little frustratedly: "I said that you don't understand the history of the Ming Dynasty, why are you not even familiar with world history?" At this time, what country can run to our Daming? ”
Zhu Yousong raised his eyebrows and slapped the table: "Britain!" As he spoke, he stood up and gritted his teeth and said: "Lao Tzu hates the British and French forces the most, and it is an unforgivable sin to burn down our China's Old Summer Palace!" ”
Zhu Youzhen clenched his hand into a fist and knocked his head, pointed to the seat and motioned for Zhu Yousong to sit down first, and then said: "I can be regarded as serving you, you won't really graduate from Newest, right?" ”
Zhu Yousong saw that Zhu Youzhen looked a little disgusted, and coughed lightly: "Ahem, although I am a liberal arts student, cough, but I haven't touched history for a long time, and it's not unusual to forget it." ”
Zhu Youzhen sighed but didn't answer his words, and said directly: "My people fought with the current sea coachmen, and many of the things in them were obtained from their ships. ”
Although Zhu Yousong has lost a lot of people to liberal arts students, as a liberal arts student, he still knows that the sea coachman refers to the Netherlands!
The country of the Netherlands really has no sense of existence in later generations, Zhu Yousong saw that Zhu Youzhen was a little disgusted with himself, and hurriedly said: "Who should I be?" The Netherlands is nothing, isn't it not at all in the afterlife? Isn't there a Nokia, isn't it a slump after the smartphone gets up? ”
Zhu Youzhen gritted his teeth and said: "Nokia is Finnish!" ”
"Uh-hehe, misremembered, misremembered. Look at me, I've crossed over, and my memory is a little disordered, and a lot of things have been confused, hehe......"
Zhu Youzhen took out the cigarette case from his sleeve again, handed one to Zhu Yousong, and took one in his mouth, Wang Chengen, who was serving behind him, saw it and hurriedly brought the candle to Zhu Youzhen.
Zhu Youzhen lit a cigarette on the flame of the candle, Zhu Yousong also smoked one, and after exhaling the smoke, Zhu Yousong asked with some curiosity: "You are really not too troublesome to hold a candle and light a cigarette all day."
Zhu Youzhen said angrily: "I don't use candles to light cigarettes, what do I use to light cigarettes?" Did you make it out of a lighter? ”
Zhu Yousong asked with some curiosity: "You can make such a delicate thing as your cigarette box, but you can't make something as simple as a lighter?" ”
Zhu Yousong glanced at Zhu Yousong but didn't speak, Zhu Yousong saw that Zhu Youzhen didn't believe him, so he explained: "Have you used a kerosene lighter?" ”
Zhu Youzhen's eyes lit up when he heard this, if it was a kerosene lighter, maybe it could really be made!
Zhu Yousong finally found a "flaw" in Zhu Youzhen, and not only sneered: "Cut, I'm embarrassed to say that I have been dormant in the Xinwang Mansion for three years, I can't think of such a simple thing, and it's not very good!" Have you been patronizing graduate school for three years? ”
"Get out!"
Zhu Youzhen picked up the cigarette case in his hand and threw it at Zhu Yousong, Zhu Yousong reacted very quickly, took the cigarette case into his hand and said with a smile: "Thank you for the reward!" ”
There are only two men in this room, Zhu Youzhen and Zhu Yousong, plus Wang Chengen, who is neither male nor female, Wang Chengen is deeply trusted by Zhu Youzhen, and Zhu Youzhen's strange skills have never shied away from him.
At this time, when he saw Zhu Yousong and Zhu Youzhen, who is now the emperor, fighting like this, he only felt a little incredible, these two people were like two old people with an excellent relationship, and there was no etiquette that monarchs and ministers should abide by!
Zhu Yousong put Zhu Youzhen's cigarette case into his arms, but saw that Zhu Youzhen didn't care at all, knowing that this kid must have a lot of good goods, so he pretended to be okay and continued to chat with him.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the two later generations are even more familiar, but both of them have a tacit understanding, and they never inquired about each other's names and occupations in their previous lives.
Maybe the two of them know that since God has brought them to Daming, then everything in their previous lives is in the past, although they can't forget some things, but those memories are too long, and they still have some more important things to do now!
Zhu Youzhen drank some wine, his face flushed, and he held the wine glass in his hand and said, "Come, there is a lot of offense in that incident at noon, let's do it!" ”
Zhu Yousong was also a little drunk, and the performance of Zhu Yousong, who was too drunk, at the wine table was that he did not refuse, and after he heard Zhu Youzhen's words, he picked up the cup and said: "Come, do it!" ”
The two touched each other and drank it all, Zhu Youzhen squinted his eyes and asked, "Shizi, do you have any good suggestions for the plan I just said?" After all, what I came up with by myself will definitely be a little oversight, what do you think? ”
Zhu Yousong said with half-open drunken eyes: "I think, it's better for us to not fight!" ”
Zhu Youzhen stretched out his finger and pointed at Zhu Yousong, and said with a big tongue: "Don't fight?" How does this work? He burped and then said, "In the next life, have you heard of a country whose international status is not a fight?" Which country has not gone through the baptism of war after war to establish its future international status? ”
Zhu Yousong tilted his head and thought for a while, then nodded and said, "It's really not-" said and fell on the wine table.
Zhu Youzhen stared at the drunk Zhu Yousong, and said to himself with a dull gaze: "Do you know why I admire Mao Gong and them, really when our China is so cheap to become the five permanent members of the United Nations?" That's all typed! We in China fought with almost all our neighbors at that time, as well as all the world powers at that time! Not defeated! Don't fight? It must be—" At this point, his head slammed on the table......