Chapter 61: The Vegetable Garden Farce

Xu Fei passed the freshness at the beginning, and felt that the work of picking and pouring manure was smelly, but there was no other way but to bite the bullet.

He picked up two empty buckets and tried them, the buckets were not heavy, but the shoulders were a little flustered. Seeing that there was a dung spoon in a bucket in front of him, there seemed to be some dung water in it, and he suddenly felt nauseous, turned his head sideways and pinched his nose with one hand, and walked quickly to pick up dung!

The manure tank was on the edge of the fence in the northwest corner of the vegetable field, not very far, but it was the first time he had done this business, he had no experience, and he just wanted to pick it up as soon as possible, and after walking two steps, the empty bucket began to shake up, so frightened that he immediately slowed down his movements.

He cautiously observed the bucket as he walked, for fear that if it was shaken too much, the jam inside would spill out. But after walking a short distance, I suddenly felt a strong surge on my shoulder, and the bucket I was carrying behind accelerated to the left, as if I was about to fly out of my shoulder!

It's a shame that this thing is spilling!

Xu Fei was shocked, grabbed the flat pole with both hands, and tried to turn around with that force, trying to control the dung bucket behind him not to fall out, but as he turned around like this, the dung bucket he was carrying in front of him flew back sideways and hit the person behind him!

Xu Fei recognized the veteran behind him in a blink of an eye!

Wu Baoxia!

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Wu Baoxia has been waiting for an opportunity, and after Xu Fei got out of the company, he was determined to clean up Xu Fei!

But Xu Fei, a recruit, was very strictly controlled, and there was almost no chance to go out alone, so Wu Baoxia could only hold his breath.

The last time he ran five kilometers, he was humiliated, which made Wu Baoxia want to get back on the field. Unexpectedly, he was despised by Xu Fei once, and he was depressed in his heart!

Today's vegetable garden labor, the second shift responsibility area where he is located is next to the fourth shift, seeing Xu Fei picking up dung alone, he was immediately overjoyed, and his heart is a godsend! So he got up and followed!

It's rare that the leaders are not there, so he casually found an excuse to beat Xu Fei up, who can control it!

And there are ready-made excuses! Let's just say that Xu Fei hit himself with a dung bucket!

This Nima can't justifiably clean up Xu Fei?!

Wu Baoxia secretly applauded his wit in his heart, but he forgot one thing, could he beat Xu Fei?

The last time he was punched by Xu Fei, Wu Baoxia has been thinking about this question in his mind, why Xu Fei usually can't see a trace of kung fu, but he can K.O himself as soon as he gets started?

If he was really that powerful, why was he hospitalized by a few of his veterans that night?

After thinking about it, Wu Baoxia, who had a head of soy milk, came to a conclusion: Xu Fei's punch must be a coincidence!

After figuring this out, Wu Baoxia couldn't hold it anymore, and he was going to make an appointment with Xu Fei alone that night to teach him a lesson, but his good classmate Yang Weisheng dragged him down, saying that he was now in the wind, and asked him to forbear and find an opportunity to talk about it after a while, and also gave him an idea, to teach Xu Fei a lesson that was "powerful, reasonable, beneficial, and modest", so that he was convinced and would not leave any hand tails, even if the leaders knew about it, they couldn't say anything.

Wu Baoxia was immediately excited by the "four haves" blueprint of his fellow countrymen, and when he thought of Xu Fei being trampled under his feet openly, pitiful and begging for mercy, he couldn't help but hide in the quilt and snicker.

Today, he finally seized such an opportunity and prepared to rush up to Haibian Xu Fei.

But I didn't want Xu Fei to pick up a dung bucket on his shoulder, and he had to stop when he rushed to Wu Bao who was close to him. He tried left and right, but the path was narrow enough for only one person to pass, and the dung bucket was always in the way.

Wu Baoxia, who was furious, became impatient, grabbed the rope on the bucket and threw it out, trying to push the dung bucket on Xu Fei's shoulder away, so there was the opening scene!

After Xu Fei turned around and found Wu Baoxia, he subconsciously grabbed the flat pole, trying to control the dung bucket not to hit the other party. This was his instinctive reaction, not that he had any thoughts about Wu Baoxia.

But as hard as he tried, the dung bucket barely controlled it, but there were some things he couldn't control!

It's too late, it's too soon! In a blink of an eye, I saw the dung spoon in the bucket with half a spoonful of dung water, and flew out of the bucket with a snort, pouring Wu Bao all over his face!

Wu Bao was splashed, and his brain was short-circuited at that time, and in a blank void, only a few words echoed in his mind:

Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I doing?

……

"Class, squad leader, I didn't mean to......" Xu Fei apologized.

These words brought Wu Bao back to his senses.

"I bought a watch last year......"

He rushed up with an arrow step, ready to grab Xu Fei's collar, Xu Fei subconsciously took a step sideways, not thinking that he was still carrying a dung bucket on his shoulder! It didn't matter if he was on one side, but the dung bucket was slanting over!

Boom!

Wu Baoxia only felt that a black thing flew over, and it was about to be stuffed at his right temple, and he was suddenly dizzy and staggered two steps!

The key is still stinky! Originally, his face was full of confusion, and he was holding his breath to catch Xu Fei, but who knew that he was suffocated by this dung bucket, and he was suddenly so angry that he couldn't get up in one breath, and he almost fainted!

"Squad, squad leader, don't get me wrong! I didn't mean to bite you last time......" Xu Fei tried hard to explain and clarify the misunderstanding, but saying this at this time undoubtedly added fuel to the fire!

"Me! Exercise! You! ......" Wu Bao scolded word by word, ready to fight. But maybe it stinks too much, that breath can't come up, and the last word "mom" chokes on!

He only felt that there was a wave of overturning in his abdomen, and he couldn't help but vomit first, and the sky was dark, and the sun and moon were dark!

Xu Fei also retched for a while, covered his mouth with one hand and hurriedly ran to the manure tank!

Sure enough, Wu Bao squatted down and only spit out twice, then stood up and chased him. Xu Fei turned his head to look, and was so frightened that he threw the dung bucket in his hand and ran forward quickly!

The paths in the vegetable garden are criss-crossed, Xu Fei runs in front, and Wu Baoxia chases behind!

So the new veterans who were working in each company saw a veteran covered in black water, desperately trying to catch the recruit in front, but the recruit ran faster than a rabbit, and the distance between the two became bigger and bigger!

Sun Jianwu had already recognized that the recruit in front of him was Xu Fei, so when the two of them turned back and passed through the responsibility area of the second company, Sun Jianwu stepped forward to stop and wanted to ask about the situation.

Xu Fei didn't dare to stop, he saw Sun Jianwu step forward and drill under his ribs with a 400-meter obstacle to cross the bridge pile. Sun Jianwu didn't catch it, so he had to stretch out his hand to stop the person behind him!

But as the man got closer and closer, Sun Jianwu faintly felt bad, and he had already recognized that it was Wu Baoxia, the deputy squad leader of the second class!

Wu Bao's eyes are hideous, and he has the aura of Heixiang on his body, which is the autumn water and the sky is the same color, and the falling sun and Xiangshui fly together!

Sun Jianwu suddenly wanted to slap himself in the mouth!

Can Nima scare away the best recruit in history, can it be an ordinary person?!

Isn't it okay to stay fine? I have to come out and meddle with something!

He was originally blocked in the middle of the path with both hands outstretched, but at this time he was so frightened that he withdrew his hands and jumped desperately into the vegetable field, even if there were mines inside, it was estimated that he would not be able to take care of it, Nima Wu Bao This trick is too scary!