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"The king doesn't! Ahh

"Come on, the widow is going to work hard!"

"Don't, don't, don't... Slow, slow..."

"Don't move!"

"O king... Ahh

In the middle of the room, Yang Lihua sat on a strange device, as if sitting on a pile of thorns, twisting her body constantly, and making a "mmmmmmmm

Yuwen Wen was spinning a crank on the device next to her, and seeing Yang Lihua struggling to get up, he sneered: "Don't get up!" The time is not yet up! ”

"The King..."

"Bear with me, it's very comfortable after getting used to it..."

Massage seat, an invention across the era, has two modes of manual transmission and hydraulic drive gear, and people in this era do not know what 'chair' is, so Yuwenwen calls it "Ruyi car".

Ruyi, isn't it itchy at the beginning, so the massage chair that helps people massage the neck, shoulders, back, and waist, and is equipped with two wheels like a wheelchair, why not call it a Ruyi car?

Of course, Yu Wenwen, who has ill intentions, deliberately developed another kind of 'Ruyi car', and now it must have been sent to the palace of Chen by Kong Fan, and Chen Shubao, the emperor of Chen State, and Zhang Lihua, the favorite concubine, are probably 'playing' happily.

Thinking of this, Yu Wenwen sneered in his heart: Are you great with Lihua, and I also have Lihua!

The realm of atrial surgery, you who can only play with instruments and small pills will never understand!

"King! It's time, it's time! ”

Yang Lihua glanced at the table clock next to her, and saw that it had been twenty minutes, and reminded her husband like an amnesty, this Ruyi car has many mechanisms, saying that it can help people 'massage', but she can't stand it and have many 'hands' rubbing around her body at the same time.

As soon as he sat down, he felt that something was wrong, as soon as Yuwenwen turned the handle, Yang Lihua was so frightened that she was about to get up, or under Yuwenwen's 'coercion and intimidation', she sat on the Ruyi car with a bitter face.

In fact, she is experiencing, because this is a new 'product', and the inventor Yu Wenwen wants to evaluate the market value of this thing, so let people 'try it' first to see how the evaluation will be used before deciding whether to put it into production.

"The King..."

"Huh?"

Yang Lihua hurriedly changed her words: "Erlang, this wishful car, the concubine feels that it is better to let someone pinch it... The massage was better. ”

"Really? There are so many massage points, it should be quite comfortable to sit on? ”

"Erlang, a rich family, with maids and maids, can not only serve tea and water, but also massage and beat the back, and warm the quilt, which is much more cost-effective than this wishful car."

"That's right..."

Seeing Yang Lihua get up, Yu Wenwen sat on the Ruyi car, and the side room said that he had actually thought about it before, but he just felt that if he made a Ruyi car, he would be willing to pay for it because it was rare.

As a result, after the three wives and concubines tried it, they all felt that this thing was inappropriate, since even Yang Lihua, the well-informed former queen and queen mother, said no, it seems that it is indeed wishful thinking.

It costs a lot of money to raise soldiers, and he has been trying to find ways to increase profits, even at the expense of making fake gold jewelry and strange rocks, if it weren't for the moral bottom line, he would even have to sell drugs.

But he is still a little unwilling, as an 'abnormal human being', of course he can accept the concept of a massage chair, but now it seems that the rich people of this era may really like servants to massage.

That's right, the little maid is 'multi-purpose', there is something to do, nothing to do the maid, Ruyi car, really has to be 'Ruyi car' to have a market?

Thinking of this, Yuwenwen sighed: But I don't want to be called the king of adult sex toys!

Yang Lihua saw Yu Wenwen sitting in the car and fell into deep thought, so she turned around and turned the crank, and in the creaking sound, Yu Wenwen began to change her thinking, thinking about what would happen to the 'money road' if she was in the adult sex toy business.

The reason why Yu Wenwen had such a strange idea was purely because he was angry with his cheap brother-in-law Yang Guang, Yang Guang was locked up by him for a period of time in Xiyang to 'keep seeds', but the two of them were actually pregnant, which greatly stimulated the cheap brother-in-law.

The cheap brother-in-law has two daughters in the night, he is also the two daughters in the night, and the brother-in-law has achieved fruitful results, and Yang Lihua and Xiao Jiuniang have not moved in their stomachs except for the last time.

Yuwenwen actually doesn't care, after all, in his opinion, there are enough children, and women are like passing through the ghost gate these days, so Yuwenwen doesn't want his wife and concubine to take risks easily, but he just can't swallow this breath.

During this time, Yang Lihua went to the temple to burn incense whenever she was free, praying that the Buddha would bless the two who could give birth to a boy and continue the bloodline for her younger brother Yang Guang.

In the original history, Yang Guang after succeeding to the throne was said to be extravagant and liked virgins, but these untrained chicks were uncomfortable with men and women, which made Yang Guang very unhappy.

Later, there were skilled craftsmen who offered the 'maid car', which could fix the woman sitting on it, and then whether the other party wanted it or not, the maid car could drive it to make various actions, which gave Yang Guang a surprise.

The maiden car was later improved into the Ruyi car, which was the source of Yuwenwen's inspiration, of course, this is only a wild history, and I don't know whether it is true or not, but he decided to improve it and make an ancient version of the massage chair.

As a result, it now seems that the 'royal maid' attribute of the Ruyi car will make people have the desire to buy, but in this era, will anyone blatantly go to the store to buy sex toys?

In other words, if there is a store that blatantly sells sex toys, the shopkeeper is afraid that he will be thrown into prison by the government on the charge of "immorality", right?

Yang Lihua sighed when she saw Yuwen Wen, and decided to surprise him: "Erlang? ”

"Huh?"

"The sales statistics of "A Preliminary Study on the Authenticity of Ancient Texts and Books" have come out."

Yuwen Wen was interested when he heard this, "A Preliminary Study of the Authenticity of Ancient Texts and Books" is a commodity book on which he has high hopes, and has been sold for more than a month so far, and if the market response is good, his new plan can be continued.

"How's the sales?"

"So far, 11,356 copies have been printed, of which 1,000 have been given as gifts, and the rest have been sold out, deducting costs, making a net profit of 5,918 copies."

"That is, you can earn about five hundred and twenty-one articles per book."

Speaking of this, Yang Lihua was a little excited: "Erlang, this book is too profitable!" ”

"This is a special case, it just tickles the itch of the reader, and it is basically impossible if it is an ordinary book."

Although he knew that it was impossible for every book to make so much money, Yu Wenwen was still very happy, and he made nearly six thousand yuan, and if he used it to buy horses, he could sell three hundred horses according to the calculation of twenty yuan of war horses.

If you count a hundred fine war horses, you can buy sixty horses.

Three hundred war horses, or sixty excellent war horses, are nothing in the northern horse-producing areas, but in the Yangtze River basin, where horses are not produced, it is a lot of wealth, so Yu Wenwen decided to make persistent efforts and continue to find ways to make a fuss in books.

Yang Lihua observed the words and felt that Yu Wenwen seemed to be holding back the water, and after struggling for a while, she mustered up the courage to persuade: "Erlang, the books on the art in the room are never the right way. ”

"Hmm... Well? Yu Wenwen almost didn't lose his breath after reacting, and turned his head to glare at Yang Lihua: "Do you think I'm that kind of person?" ”

Since Yang Lihua didn't call himself "king", he didn't call himself a "widow", seeing Yang Lihua's sneer, he only felt that his self-esteem was seriously hurt: his soul was faint! Lao Tzu has not yet been reduced to the point of making a fortune from the little yellow book!

"Me! Gotta make a big... Surprise, let those who have too much money to spend their money to pay out! ”