Chapter 6: The Humor of Fate

"Humor is the sense of absurdity that refuses to take things seriously. —Usher

At 15:22 p.m. on July 12, 2016, Xinhuan Jiayuan, Juxing District, Pingjing

It's a big deal for Chinak.

Twenty hours, seventy-eight minutes, and thirteen seconds ago, he was sure again that he had something to do.

In the original plan, he was supposed to jump to the Verlock system through the coordinates provided by the stars in the system, using the reverse curvature deep-sky tachyon temporary channel.

Within the first second of awakening, he understood where he was and the awkward situation he was in.

After sixteen hours, thirty-five minutes, and seventy-eight seconds of review of the parasite's memories, he was in deep despair.

After all, as an eternal style non-existent disturbing mind, it cannot be described by the concept or standard of life, existence, and being alive, which is the inferior race of the universe.

The Hilbert Pursuit Team still caused him a little trouble, and in that great battle, it lost all external material and strength it could rely on.

How can the existence of those who are reduced to antimatter by dark matter concussion bombs, and then annihilated with positive matter to form huge energy, and fragmented into protons, neutrons, bosons, gluons, and even quarks, can still be called matter and power.

So, the next big question is how to get out of this predicament.

To put it simply, just like the old-timers 1A7489 in the parallel universe, directly control the parasite individual, build a spaceship through the development of earth power, leave the solar system, use the stars of Proxima Centauri to draw energy, jump again, and still be at ease in the sea of stars.

The difficulty point is to use parasitic individuals to carry out strong scientific and technological development and personal ability training, carry out the creation of constructive channels, cross the barrier of time and space, return to the previous timeline, and correct the jump coordinates when none of this has happened.

Either way, it's going to be tough in the current situation.

After all, it is a race with low intelligence, low innate ability, and low developmental sex that has not grown up after a million years, called monkeys, which is simply an insult to the powerful cyberwean civilization.

This damn Earth, this damn parasite!

The misfortune of the parasite is also the misfortune of Lord Chinak.

Whether it is the Civilization Alliance formed by the Hilbert Recovery Team, or the Serge Alliance that has persevered in recovering 1A7489 for 10,000 years, they all have a deep impression of the word "carbon-based".

This word has a long history and rich meanings in all major multiverses, and is deeply loved by many high-level civilizations, and is often used to praise hostile civilizations and even hostile individuals in terms of intelligence, knowledge, behavior, etc., such as:

"Your Excellency's IQ is really carbon-based."

"I can't imagine that your civilization is so carbon-based"

"Your whole family is high-end carbon-based creatures, I'm really scared."

......

The term is also often used in communication and literary descriptions, translated into the languages of the Earth, including but not limited to the following:

"Garbage"

"Hybrid"

"Stupid"

"Silly (silenced)"

"Short-lived ghost"

"Illiterate"

"Bullshit"

......

And so on is very deeply emotional, and the intention is very beautiful

As a high-level embodiment master of the Chiguangmei civilization, the proven activity time is more than three million years, spanning 8,977 heavy universes, and the total mass of 367,798,330,089 galaxies alone is directly manifested, even if it is reduced to the inhospitable sixth dimension Hill Na antispace, it is a million times stronger than being trapped on a carbon-based planet!

This is the first time that Chenak has parasitized a carbon-based organism, and it should be the last time with a predictable future.

No physical strength, no intelligence, no lifespan, no mental strength, no material manipulation ability, no innate ability......

The only thing that is acceptable is the fact that the creature is still alive.

How sad this situation is, the "Carbon-Based Monkey User Manual" written by 1A7489 is regarded as a novel-like pastime in the vast universe wanted criminal circles, but it never thought that one day it would enter the novel to survive!

It's over.

This was Chinak's first thought after figuring out the current situation.

After carefully scanning Jiang Huanshui's memory, he deepened this idea even more deeply.

Not to mention the stupid and low-level past of the creature's past twenty-six years in the stupid way of timekeeping.

Not to mention the information obtained in the process of growth, even if it is refined and compressed, there is only 0.0001% of what can be called knowledge.

Not to mention the fragile and inferior body and the shorter, quicker lifespan.

Obviously, some of the slightly more prescient individuals of their individuals have described a part of the current situation and mentioned things that have happened and really existed in a way that is considered widespread within the group, and they actually regard these as fantasy, fiction, non-existence, hilarious, and absurd fiction, and think that these are all jokes......

Before performing the reverse curvature deep space tachyon temporary passage jump again, you must not use any more inoriginal ability, not even the slightest, and it is a big deal to hibernate again, in the form of a silent core for three million years, and you must not waste a single ounce of indigeneous ability on carbon-based organisms.

It made this decision in its mind.

But damn it, it's the same as 1A7489 describes, these damn monkeys, the same love of fighting.

The whole history is a history of continuous wars.

Hundreds of countries, countless nationalities, there are many contradictions between them, countries and countries, countries and families, families and families, and even groups and groups, groups and individuals, and even individuals and individuals, all of which are full of deep contradictions and conflicts.

A million years have passed, and a whole million years have been living in the Milky Way.

Even the planetary star system has not stepped out, and the weapons that have been invented and produced can destroy itself hundreds of times.

This stupid carbon-based.

Once again, it affirms that idea.

The only way is to leave the planet in the shortest possible time.

This is not enough, in addition to building a spaceship that can meet the minimum standards of interstellar navigation, it is also necessary to carry out low-dimensional to high-dimensional expansion, and by obtaining a huge amount of energy, it is necessary to open the temporary channel of deep space tachyon with reverse curvature.

Until this goal is accomplished, all obstacles will be destroyed, all obstacles will be crushed, and all accidents will be eliminated.

There is no reason.

There are no excuses.

There is no why.

Nor either, mercy.

The fact that there is no reason means that neither natural or man-made disasters, nor all kinds of subjective, objective, and bystander things or people, are not allowed to be the reasons for the failure to carry out the mission;

No excuse means that no matter how much the parasite begs for mercy or surrenders, it is not allowed to be an explanation for the failure to carry out the mission;

There is no reason to mean that no matter how incomprehensible, disagreeable, or reluctant, it is not allowed to be a motivator for not carrying out the task;

There is no mercy, it has nothing to do with right or wrong, it has nothing to do with the position, it has nothing to do with justice or not, as long as the goal can be achieved, no means, no way, no process.

Oh, by the way, in order to achieve this, the poor parasite needs to be protected, after all, this is the only matter and power it can rely on at the moment.

The power is so great, and the substance is so abundant.

It's just full of compassion and care, urging people to pee.

But in any case, it's a tough task.

What Lao Tzu regrets the most is why he didn't throw a gamma-ray burst on your side when he destroyed the first cantilever N98 black hole in the Milky Way, destroying your garbage planet.

But now, it still needs to devote almost one-ten-thousandth of its energy to the actions and words of the parasite at all times, suppressing the rebellion and thoughts, and securing the first step of the goal.

That's what our poor Jiang Huanshui is doing now.

Look for food.