Chapter 62: A Terrible Misunderstanding (Chapter 1)
Chapter 62: A Terrible Misunderstanding
"Okay, report the number, I lost the Changmen Palace." Da Changqiu saw that Yun Lang had the strength to ask him for compensation, so he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and promised to compensate.
Yun Lang struggled to sit up and climbed the railing and said, "Why are you so good at talking this time?" ”
Da Changqiu glanced at Yun Lang's body and made sure that he was only suffering from skin injuries, so he grinned silently and said, "But anyone who has the ability to do it, how much money Changmen Palace spends is not distressed."
Boy, how did you avoid the seven seven forty-nine thunders? ”
"Seventy-seven forty-nine thunders...... More than that, right? ”
"I didn't count, I just knew that at that time, the golden snakes were dancing wildly, thundering one after another, and lightning was densely covered in the sky, and Immortal Master Li said forty-nine ways, so I had to say forty-nine ways."
"It's not difficult to avoid lightning, as long as you find ......"
"Li Dai Tao stiff? Hahaha...... Sure enough, those chickens fought the thunder for you, didn't they?
In this case, these chickens also died well, Li Xianshi said that 100,000 living beings would die, you are really smart, use chickens and ducks instead......
Tut, it seems that your doctrine of Northwest Institute of Technology is still very useful, and the old man will ask Gillian to help you recommend it to Your Majesty.
There is no shortage of people who speak east and west, but there is a lack of methods that can really solve things.
Since you came to Lin Yuan, every move the old man has seen in his eyes, you have not said any big truth, just use actions to expound your doctrine, whether it is the Yuan Shuo plow, or the horseshoe, or the water mill, the water wheel, the horse-drawn carriage, the farmer's learning, all of which are the creation of the disadvantages of the needle.
Boy, listen to the old man's words, I will continue to do this in the future, work more, talk less, many remarks of the hundred schools of thought are farting, how the country should be governed is a matter for His Majesty and the civil and military officials, not something that can be changed by a few words casually from his sons and hundreds of schools.
In contrast, your way of doing practical things is most liked by His Majesty and Gillian nobles, whether it is a new carriage or a new method of planting crops, as long as it is found to be feasible after your Yun Manor and Changmen Palace are tested, Your Majesty will implement it immediately, there are real examples in front, even if the hundred officials have opinions, they have nothing to say.
Boy, you remember, the real thing is the most convincing admonition! The only way for others to stop you is to come up with a better way than you, and if not, they have to shut up.
Using this method to promote your Northwest Institute of Technology's proposition, although the effect is slow, but as long as you take one step, it is a real step, and the old man is optimistic about your Northwest Institute of Technology's doctrine.
It is not difficult to be popular in the world in the future, and with the help of Your Majesty, Gillian nobles, and Changping nobles, even if you are called Yunzi by later generations, the old man is not surprised! ”
Without waiting for Yun Lang to say the principle of lightning rod, Da Changqiu immediately excitedly helped him with the answer...... By the way, I also helped Yunlang look forward to the brilliant future of Northwest Institute of Technology!
Yun Lang clicked his mouth, he felt that he had nothing to say, covered his face that was injured by hail and inhaled cool air and said, "Let me rest first, wrap up the wound, I really hurt." ”
Cao Xiang saw his mother helping Yun Lang get off the carriage, his jaw fell to the ground in surprise, he didn't remember who his mother had treated so gently.
took Yun Lang from his mother's hand, and saw that he was covered in mud and water, and his nose and face were swollen, so he couldn't help but ask, "Where did you run to the hail?" ”
Yun Lang put the weight of his whole body on Cao Xiang's shoulders and then pretended to be relaxed: "If I say that someone came to deal with me in this hailstorm, do you believe it?" ”
Cao Xiang shook his head resolutely and said, "Nonsense! ”
Yun Lang nodded his head, spread his hands and said with a wry smile: "Now, Your Majesty thinks so, Gillian thinks so, your mother thinks so, Da Changqiu also thinks so, do you still think they are talking nonsense?" ”
"Huh?" Cao Xiang's mouth was open enough to fit a fist.
"Don't be surprised, to be honest, I haven't figured out what's going on until now, you first put me in the pool, let me take a good bubble bath, go through the cause and effect of the incident, and then tell you what happened."
"Don't, just say it now, or I'll take a bath with you, you have to tell me what happened first, let's sort things out together, if you figure it out, what you say will be a lie."
"Then go and call out to get sick, let's think together."
Cao Xiang was not surprised that Yun Lang did not mention Li Kang, he even felt that this was a matter of course, even if it was a brother, some things needed to be said separately.
When Huo Quzhi jumped into the pool, Yun Lang's eyes were already swollen and there was only a slit left, and his whole body was purple and blue, and there was hardly much good skin and flesh in sight.
He had always been calm, and although he wanted to know what was going on, he still patiently listened to Yun Lang finish the whole thing.
"So, you got on your horse and hurried out to protect your chickens and ducks?"
"No, I'm still thinking about the life and death of Meng Da and the women and children."
"Well, you've made it clear, meaning you don't even know anyone is going to deal with you?" Cao Xiang then asked.
"Your mother and Da Changqiu have both warned me openly and secretly, and you also know that I have never believed in witchcraft, do you think I will care about someone pricking a villain with my name written on it with a needle in the distance?"
Huo Quzhi sneered, nodded and said, "I don't care either!" ”
"Then there was a guy who called himself Li Shaojun, who came to me on a horse and said that he caused the hailstorm that caused me a lot of losses just now, how do you think I will react?"
"Beat him!" Huo went to the sick road.
"Lose money!" Cao Xiang said.
Yun Lang nodded and said: "I have both ideas, and later in order to make him lose money, I didn't expose him, and followed his words, as a result, after this guy recognized that I was from the mountain gate, he took the initiative to tell me that he was a liar, and said that I was lucky, and asked me to continue to deceive Your Majesty, so that I could enjoy endless glory and wealth." ”
"Since His Majesty already believes that this thunderstorm and hail were caused by his actions, why did he commit suicide? Wouldn't it be more beneficial to continue to deceive Your Majesty? ”
Yun Lang sighed with emotion and said: "Things are wonderful here, Li Shaojun boasted to His Majesty, saying that he can call the wind and rain and live forever, and has proved through some magical things that he does have such ability."
As a result, His Majesty believed in him very much, and heard Gillian say that I didn't believe in witch Gu, so he sent Li Shaojun to test me.
We can all think of how scared Li Shaojun was when he received this order, especially after His Majesty split Luan Da and others who deceived him not long ago, Li Shaojun must be worse than dead when he received the order, and there was no way to escape, and he was afraid that because of the deception of His Majesty, he would be torn apart by His Majesty.
So, before the lie was about to be exposed, he chose to give himself a knife, worried that he would not die, and smeared the knife with poison...... Then, the dark clouds he was expecting came......"
......In order to prevent his laughter from getting out, Huo Quai, Cao Xiang and the two of them coincidentally stuffed their hands into their mouths and let out laughter similar to the cry of a toad.
Yun Lang sighed in his heart, what he could tell Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang was only these, as for the hundred schools of thought, don't say it, if you are not careful, it will be a corpse all over the field.
It's not that they don't trust them, and telling things completely will only bring a heavy psychological burden to their two courtiers of the Great Han Kingdom.
The two guys laughed for a long time, and finally stopped laughing, and they couldn't laugh anymore at the thought that this matter involved the emperor.
In the whole incident, Yun Lang was the most innocent, Li Shaojun deserved to die, and the emperor played a fooled role.
Li Shaojun is dead, and this matter has become a dead end! A dead end that can't help the emperor restore his reputation!
"Forget about this, Ah Lang said that he didn't know anything, I don't know why today's originally good weather turned into thunderstorm and hail weather, I don't know why Li Shaojun suddenly committed suicide, you just went to the wasteland to rescue your chickens and ducks......
God, it's not just Ah Lang who wants to forget about this incident and get sick, but the two of us are the same, no matter what others say, we have to stand firmly behind Ah Lang and say that witchcraft is pure nonsense! ”
Huo Quzhi sighed and said, "I still don't understand, with His Majesty's wisdom and martial arts, why can't he see through this deception?"
Shakers? Eternal life? What a ......."
After assigning his troubles to others, Yun Lang felt a lot more relaxed, his whole body was swollen, and it was naturally difficult to take more hot baths.
Squinting his eyes by Cao Xiang, Huo Quzhi got out of the bathhouse, lying on the bed wrapped in a thin blanket, vaguely seeing the bright moon outside the window, he couldn't help but sigh and fell asleep.