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Xu Xiaole felt that his life had come to an end, at the top of this one-foot-wide blue brick wall. At this time, he remembered that he had heard a monk ask: "On one side of the wall is a tiger, and on the other side is a wolf, where should he go?"

"You come down, I promise not to kill you." The tiger carried an eyebrow stick, as thick as an egg, and said to Xu Xiaole with frost on his face.

Xu Xiaole said: "As soon as I heard this, I was insincere. I am the only seedling of the old Xu family, so naturally you won't kill me, but it's always common to beat me to death. You put the stick down first. ”

The tiger raised his eyebrows: "Just now, the old lady and I asked you to come down, but you don't come down." What sincerity do you dare to ask for now! If I don't break your legs today, I'm afraid you don't know who has the final say in this family! ”

Xu Xiaole said: "You just don't break my legs, I also know that it is my sister-in-law at home, you have the final say." Alright, alright, now that I know, you can put the stick down. After that, the dead skin gave Tong Wanqing a grinning smile.

Xu Xiaole's sister-in-law, Tong Wanqing, runs an inn, and when she was a child, she learned sticks and kicks with the Jianghu guests who ran horses and sold solutions. Although it can only be regarded as the kung fu of a three-legged cat, Xu Xiaole is pinching a snail with three fingers - nine out of ten.

Before Xu Xiaole was ten years old, Tong Wanqing only needed to slap him to make him cry wolf, so much so that the neighbors around him who didn't know the truth invited monks and Taoists to come and see him a few times. Since Xu Xiaole was ten years old and became stronger day by day, Tong Wanqing's ten slaps on the dog didn't work, from the broom to the mop, and finally one day he turned out this egg-thick eyebrow stick from his dowry.

Just look at Xu Xiaole's escape skills now that he is becoming more and more proficient, and he can go up after two or three steps on the wall more than one person high, I am afraid that it will not take long for the Qi Mei stick. Fortunately, the Da Ming Law does not allow people to hide bows and crossbows privately, otherwise Tong Wanqing will inevitably be tempted to find one to wind and try the right head.

Tong Wanqing saw that cheap smile and hateful teeth: "You know something!" Why don't you hurry down and eat the house method! Don't force me to poke you off with a stick! ”

Xu Xiaole is not afraid. Tong Wanqing didn't stab it, but Qi Mei Stick is known as Qi Mei, but it is still a little shorter after all. poked low, Xu Xiaole jumped and laughed; If you stab it high, it is easy to be taken away. Although Xu Xiaole didn't have the courage to counterattack, it was a great shame for Tong Wanqing.

The two of them confronted each other like this, and neither of them would budge. If it weren't for the fact that there was a vicious dog staring at Xu Xiaole on the other side of the wall, he would have jumped over and ran. That was also his inherent escape route, but it was a pity that the Tang family didn't tie the dog up today, which put him in the embarrassing situation he is in.

The sun gradually set in the west, Xu Xiaole saw his sister-in-law resting with a stick, and he was unwilling to give up if he was not killed, so he said to his sister-in-law with a hippie smile: "Sister-in-law, I'm thirsty, you pour me a pot of sour plum soup first." I promise not to run away while you're inside. ”

Tong Wanqing said: "A manly man, a mouthful of spit and a nail." If you run away, you won't be a manly husband, but a little lady who rubs a pink thrush! With that, he went into the house with a stick.

Xu Xiaole secretly said in his heart: My sister-in-law suddenly agreed to give me sour plum soup so quickly, obviously hiding a treacherous plan. Oh, if I don't run away, won't I have to stand here until the evening? If she escapes, she will become a little girl who doesn't count!

Xu Xiaole is at war with heaven and man, and Tong Wanqing has already come out with a large blue and white porcelain pot. The weather in Jiangnan is hot, and people lose their appetite as soon as summer comes, so every household will boil some seasonal green plums. This sour plum soup is sweet and sour, and then it is in the well, refreshing the spleen and appetizing, and it is the most popular drink for Xu Xiaole.

Tong Wanqing knew that Xu Xiaole liked to drink this, so she had to make a lot of it every year, pour it into a pot, and let him drink it as water. As if by magic, she pulled out another bowl from behind her, leaned her eyebrow stick over her shoulder, and poured a cup into the bowl with the teapot held high, and the air was filled with a fragrant and sour smell.

Xu Xiaole smiled: "Thank you, sister-in-law, you can keep that bowl and drink it, just give me the pot." ”

Tong Wanqing ignored him, raised her neck, her chest rose and fell, and she drank in one go. She squinted her eyes, her face was full of the word enjoyment, and said to Xu Xiaole: "It's really thirst-quenching!" ”

Xu Xiaole looked at it with relish, and said secretly in his heart: It turns out that my sister-in-law is learning from Cao Cao's traitorous minister, and she wants me to smell Mei drooling, if you can't help it, won't you go down and be beaten obediently!

A neighbor walked by the gate and saw Tong Wanqing standing in the yard, looked up and saw Xu Xiaole on the wall, and greeted Tong Wanqing: "Tong Niangzi, you are playing Xiaole again." Tong Wanqing hurriedly responded with a gentle and kind smile, and Xu Xiaole jumped off the fence and ran into the house when he saw the opportunity. Just tell him to run back to his room, pin the deadbolt, and escape today.

Who knew that Tong Wanqing was holding a kettle in one hand and a bowl in the other, and she had already been confident, so she turned around and kicked sideways, and a long leg of more than three feet slapped Xu Xiaole's ass like a whip. Xu Xiaole screamed, only to feel that his center of gravity was lost, and he fell to the ground. Waiting for Xu Xiaole to stand up and run again, he turned his head, but saw that his sister-in-law had already put down the pot and bowl in her hand, Qi Mei stick in her hand, and rushed up with a murderous face.

"It's still a ring jump!" Tong Wanqing shouted.

Xu Xiaole subconsciously straightened his hips forward, but when he heard a snap, the eyebrow stick hit his calf, and before he could stand firmly, he was already lying on the ground again.

"You're cheating!" Xu Xiaole exclaimed unconvinced.

Tong Wanqing walked to Xu Xiaole's side with a stick with a smile, squinting her eyes: "When you obediently take off your pants and lie on the ground, I will naturally beat you to jump acupoints." ”

Xu Xiaole moved to the side, begging for mercy: "The heroine has good legs, I am willing to bow to the wind." But if you beat me with a stick, even if I beg for mercy with my mouth, I will not accept you in my heart. ”

Tong Wanqing snorted: "I want to teach you to learn well, but I don't want you to obey me!" She was about to count Xu Xiaole's sins, when she suddenly heard someone at the gate greet her: "Sister Wanqing is beating Xiaole again!" ”

Xu Xiaole saw the person at the door first, it was the neighbor's youngest daughter Tang Xiaoxiao. He smiled at Tang viciously and shouted, "It's your business!" I'll beat you up if you talk more...... Oh, sister-in-law, you are lighter. Tong Wanqing kicked Xu Xiaole's thigh and taught him to be disrespectful.

Tang Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and chuckled, and said, "Sister Wanqing, don't spank him." His butt is thick, and it doesn't hurt to hit. Pinch him on the waist, where the meat is tender. Tong Wanqing smiled: "This method is good, I must try it." It's best to find a few more tender places to come out, and take a bamboo chisel to greet you. Tang Xiaoxiao grimaced at Xu Xiaole on the ground, and flashed home.

Tong Wanqing watched Tang Xiaoxiao's figure disappear outside the door, and the Qi Mei stick touched Xu Xiaole's waist, and said hatefully: "Enter the house!" Xu Xiaole pouted his ass and was about to stand up, but was kicked down by Tong Wanqing again. She said, "Climb in for me, and play less tricks!" ”

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! 】