Chapter 154: Thaumaturgy Disguised Old Woman
You Heng shook his head and sighed impatiently: "The duty of being a human being is to eat the gifts of heaven and earth, and to do what heaven and earth give. As a military advisor, he is the one who violates this principle, the most hateful person. I see them as people like animals, people who kill for the sake of killing. What do people like you live for? You don't even know it yourself. In your eyes, human death is nothing. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be surrounded by the ghosts of the dead? ”
Zhuge Liang frowned and said, "I don't know what Brother Tai came to me for in the middle of the night?" ”
You Heng said angrily: "In order to make you a new person." ”
Zhuge Liang asked again: "Dare to ask where did your brother come from?" ”
"Wuxing County," You Heng replied truthfully, "I originally wanted to go to Pang Tong." But when he wasn't there, he saw a few vicious dogs in his house, and he me off. He opened his mouth and showed Zhuge Liang the hollow between his teeth. See, this is what Wen Chou, one of the two evils in Hebei, did. Later, they said you were on the Tangping Close, and I came. ”
"You didn't see Pang Tong?"
You Heng shook his head and said, "No, it's a pity. ”
Zhuge Liang thought to himself: "Okay, you Pang Shiyuan, in order to avoid meeting this kind of person head-on, you stepped aside." Now he is throwing him to me again. Do you know that you would not do unto others as you would have them do unto you? ”
Then he said to You Heng: "Actually, I am also a shallow learner, but there is one person who may be like-minded with your brother." ”
You Heng asked excitedly, "Who?" ”
"It must be Liu Biao of Jingzhou." Zhuge Liang pretended to have a look of reverence and said: "Liu Zhoumu has the world in his heart, and he has the talent to go through the heavens and latitudes!" ”
You Heng was stunned and said: "Liu Biao covets Jingzhou, the heart of the tiger and leopard, why do you worship it so much." Are you still Liu Bei's military advisor? Could it be that you have a negative thought? ”
Zhuge Liang smiled but said nothing. You Heng asked, "Why don't you answer?" Why do you worship this person? ”
Zhuge Liang waved his embroidery and said, "You'll know when you go." ”
Then he sent You Heng away. But You Heng listened to him and walked to Jingzhou in the east.
Pang Tong was drinking tea in the hall, and said to Xue Yue: "Can you let me go a little farther while I am reading." ”
"I'm far away, what should you do if you're being dismantled?"
"Haha!" With a loud laugh, Lu Bukuo walked into the hall, holding a piece of paperwork, and said, "There are people who have unloaded eight pieces." ”
Pang Tong got up to greet him, took the document and looked at it, and said with a wry smile: "Zhuge Liang is really ...... Why is it still this routine. ”
"What routine?"
Lu Bu asked puzzled. Pang Tong smiled but did not speak. Xue Yue snatched the paperwork and looked at it. It turned out to be a report from the spies in Jingzhou, saying that You Heng had angered Liu Biao, and Liu Biao sent him to Huang Zu, who actually beheaded him and threw his body into the river to feed the fish. Some people say that Liu Biao of Jingzhou borrowed a knife to kill people, and some people say that Huang Zu is not inferior to a wise man, and he wants to kill a weak scholar who has no power to restrain chickens. Many celebrities and scholars have a deep prejudice against Huang Zu, and some people even make up poems to scold him for being blind and cruel to Zhongliang. However, this You Heng has always liked to compose poems, insult and humiliate dignitaries, so many rich and powerful people are very happy.
Xue Yue shouted, "Happy! ”
Lu Bu said calmly: "This kind of person dies early. Pang Tong's subordinates were overjoyed when they heard it, and Pang Tong smiled bitterly: "People are laughed at after they die, and this kind of person lives and dies." ”
Because Zhuge Liang was guarding Tangping Pass, Pang Tong was really unbearable, and no one could give a clever answer when he summoned civil and military forces. One day, as soon as he entered the house, a man leaped over and stood in front of him. Pang Tong was shocked and took a few steps back. It was a woman with an old face, Pang Tong thought it was a ghost, and hurriedly said, "It's a human?" Is it a ghost? ”
The soldiers on both sides hurriedly heard the voice, and hurriedly drew their swords and stepped forward. I could only hear a familiar girl's voice spit out from the wrinkled old man's mouth: "Bold, even Miss Ben dares to cut it?" Want to die? ”
The soldier stopped, his voice all too familiar. Pang Tonghu's body trembled and said, "Xueyue? What's going on? ”
"Lalalala......" Xue Yue was bouncing in front of him with such a heavy, old face, which really overwhelmed him.
"It's just to scare you, scare you, how." Xue Yue laughed, and those wrinkles were squeezed together, like a living old man. "Don't say hello to the old lady yet."
"Please be big." Pang Tong walked over and circled around her, looking up and down. He put his hand on his chin and said, "Transfiguration?" ”
Xue Yue said in surprise: "You also know this business? ”
Pang Tong smiled: "There are few things in the world that I Pang Tong don't know. You are dressed like you are old. ”
"Phew, I'll always be so beautiful! Hum! ”
Pang Tong said again: "The face has changed, let me see inside, has it changed!" ”
"Dead bastard!"
Xue Yue scolded and ran after Pang Tong. After Pang Tong ran around the round table, he was busy dodging in other places. The two of you are chasing me, the two guards glanced at each other, and hurriedly stood outside.
Xue Yue grabbed Pang Tong. Pang Tong turned around and begged: "Grandma spare the villain's life!" ”
"Humph! Dirty people! Dirty people! ”
Pang Tong sighed: "Okay, good." I'm nasty. By the way, you're a great transfiguration. ”
"That is, this is not a painting, it is a special way to make a face that conforms to the shape of the face. Miss Ben is a master in this area. ”
Pang Tong suddenly remembered something in his heart, and hurriedly bowed his hand and said, "Hello master." What kind of animal sebum do you use, or something else? ”
"I won't tell you!" Xue Yue said proudly: "Be respectful to me, understand?" ”
Pang Tong smiled: "Understand, can you do a favor with such a master?" ”
Xue Yue glanced at him and said, "Say." ”
"How about accompanying me to Jingzhou?"
"Are you going to play?" Xue Yue laughed, and suddenly thought of something. "No, Jingzhou is not your territory, what are you doing there."
"Let's play. No one would recognize me anyway. ”
Xue Yue's index finger pointed at him as if it was constantly tapping, "You scoundrel." ”
At the beginning of June, it was slightly hot. A strong man with a scar on his face and a woman with a swarthy face came to Jingzhou and went all the way to Xiangyang. After Pang Tong entered the city, he took a deep breath and thought: "At the beginning, the portrait of Lao Tzu was pasted everywhere by Liu Biao. I didn't come in with a swagger today. ”
He couldn't find any trace of the handsome man's face in the way he looked now. And Xueyue is also like a dark-skinned woman in her twenties. Pang Tong took her to the restaurant first and ordered the food. Pang Tong lifted the wine jug and poured two small bowls, and said, "Woman, please drink." ”
Xue Yue nodded and said, "A glass to you." The two toasted each other and drank it all.
"Yikes!"
Xue Yue screamed, and the people around her were frightened. Pang Tong said: "Can you calm down a little." ”
But Xue Yue didn't care about this, and kept fanning her little tongue with her hand, and it seemed that tears were squeezed out. Pang Tong laughed so hard that his body trembled, and while pouring another glass, he drank it himself, and said, "Will you drink it?" ”
"It's spicy to my aunt! It's spicy, it's spicy! ”
Pang Tong smiled bitterly: "You won't drink and say it early." ”
"How do I know it's so bad, don't you know that killers don't drink?"
Pang Tong glared at him and said, "What do you say?" He looked around again, but luckily no one cared. Xue Yue knew that she had said the wrong thing and smiled at Pang Tong. Pang Tong hurriedly asked the shopkeeper to bring white water, and he said to Xue Yue: "You, just drink enough water." ”
After the two finished eating, they walked out of the restaurant, Pang Tong stretched his waist, asked the store where there was a market, and then walked east. They came to a place that was very lively. On both sides of the road, there are shops, some of which have stacked pots and pans or some carvings on wooden shelves, and some who have spread them directly on the ground and sold small handicrafts. Pang Tong paused, picked a wooden hairpin on the floor, got up and said to Xue Yue, who was watching the little clay man: "Come, take it!" ”
Xue Yue took it blankly and said, "I don't need this." ”
"Girls should have it, right?"
Xue Yue muttered playfully, "Am I not beautiful like this?" ”
Pang Tong was like a thunderbolt, and his whole body was numb, and he completely fell into her beautiful black hair, pupils, and pretty face, as if she was frozen. Half a sound cough dryly said, "Well, beautiful, beautiful." ”
"Hmph." Xue Yue said: "At first glance, it is saying nice things." But I'll take it. ”
After Pang Tong paid the broken silver, the two went to look at other things. Xueyue looked around like a child, and in Pang Tong's eyes, she lived like an elf.
In the evening, Pang Tong left Xueyue alone in the inn, Xueyue refused at first, Pang Tong insisted on saying: "If you go, you will ruin my big thing, I will hate you." ”
"Who's going to accompany you!"
Xue Yue pursed her lips and was obviously unhappy, so she didn't follow.