Chapter 44 Recruiting Relatives (2)

Everyone knew that it was a practitioner as soon as they looked at the muscles all over their bodies. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info"In Xia Yuncheng Wang Ying, known as the bantam tiger Wang Ying, admired Sanniang's prestige and came to participate in the competition to recruit relatives! Bantam Tiger Wang Ying came to the ring and bowed to everyone in the audience.

As soon as Bantam Tiger Wang Ying's voice fell, there was a lot of discussion in the audience, this is the murderous demon king, the big pervert, Bantam Tiger Wang Ying! At this time, a person in the audience whispered: "I heard that this King Li is thirty-one!" Another said, "I heard that he has many wives!" "Shh One whispered:

"You don't want to die! Is that a wife? After playing for one night, the next day will click people! That's the devil! ”

"But this has to be a rule!"

"What rules? The rules are for the weak! The strong don't have to obey! ”

There was a lot of discussion in the audience, but no one dared to speak out publicly. Zhen Li Kui was not happy to hear this, so he hurriedly jumped into the ring and shouted at Hu Cheng: "I protest that the bantam tiger Wang Yingdu is thirty-one, and he has many wives!" Many people in the audience know it! ”

Hu Cheng saw that it was bad, the bantam tiger Wang Ying was too famous, and everyone knew it! So Hu Cheng hurriedly walked to the front desk and explained to everyone: "Bantam Tiger Wang Ying came to recruit relatives, he has promised in person that he will go home and divorce all his wives!" I don't have a wife anymore! Age! It's a year older than Sanniang, and it's already licensed!" There was chaos in the audience, people were discussing, but no one dared to raise objections, and at this time, there was a bantam tiger Wang Ying in the crowd, who was talking indiscriminately, and he put a punch directly, and there was no more opposition.

When Li Kui saw that the four mothers of the people did not object, he didn't say anything anymore, but when he got out of the ring, he left a sentence: "Don't be afraid, lady, if you don't agree, he will dare to mess around, I beat him all over the ground looking for teeth!" "Haha! The crowd laughed again, but some of them didn't dare to laugh, they all seemed to be smiling but not laughing, and they looked very funny.

The bantam tiger king was trembling all over, hating both the laughing people in the audience and the black carbon head, and secretly made up his mind that after marrying, he must kill the Quartet, so as to solve the hatred in his heart today, this black charcoal head must have killed him! No! Skinned him alive. Bantam Tiger Wang Ying wrestled with his arms, and moved the stone from the east to the west in a huff. Bantam Tiger Wang Ying passed. After waiting for a long time, no one came to the stage, and Sanniang was disappointed when she looked at the two people in front of her.

Could it be that he really numerology Kefu? Why are so many people coming up! Do you have to marry Bantam Tiger Wang Ying? This big pervert?

Or marry a black charcoal head? Why is his fate so bitter!

"Girl's first level is over, right?" Hu Cheng looked at the sad girl and asked with concern.

"Waiting!"

Just when Sanniang was discouraged and disappointed and was about to let the eldest brother say that the first level was over, a weak scholar walked into the ring with a wooden stick and a small pebble.

Sanniang's face quickly changed from yin to love. Does his sister like him? Hu Cheng looked at Sanniang happily and secretly guessed in his heart! But a weak scholar can't lift two thousand pounds of boulder! Looking at her sister again, she was also trembling nervously. In the end, she closed her eyes and stopped looking!

"Alas! There is no man in the world! ”

The audience in the audience said disappointedly: "Such a weak scholar also came to die for the sake of a beautiful woman!" He wasn't stoned yet! "Just now, a white-faced man was smashed by a boulder and lost his foot and went home to pick up the child, can he do it? And everybody thought to themselves. Song Xing walked into the ring and looked at the audience on and off the stage with disdainful faces, and thought to himself, let you see what a thousand pounds are today. Song Xing walked in front of the boulder with a stick, and an audience member couldn't help but ask, "Scholar, what are you going to do?" Smashing boulders? Song Xing laughed when he heard this, looked at everyone and said with a smile: "This is a dog stick!" This stone is a vicious dog, and I'm going to chase it away! "Haha! Song Xing's witty language caused the audience to laugh. Sanniang also laughed when she heard it, but she couldn't let the stone run by itself! Looking at the smiling Siniang Song Xing, she continued: "I don't want to come all the way to participate in this event held by the beauty, the purpose is to make the beauty smile." Look at me hitting the dog, dog dog run quickly!! All eyes looked at Song Xing, to see how he beat the dog? Song Xing slowly put the stick at the bottom of the boulder, and with a force of both hands, the boulder rolled towards the east. Wow! That's amazing! How can this scholar be so smart? The sound of boulders rolling sounded in the ring. Soon the boulder rolled to the east. Song Xing put down the stick and asked, "Beauty, has Song Xing passed the test?" Sanniang nodded, and Hu Chenggang walked to the front desk to announce that Song Xing had passed. At this time, Wang Ying quit and hurriedly walked out and objected: "This person is invalid in this competition!" Song Xing looked at the anxious Wang Ying and smiled: "King Wang, can you do it Chinese New Year's Eve today?" Why can't you move the stone to the east in the next place? You can just abandon your wife and concubine, why can't I be a weak scholar and take some tricks? "That's right! Wang Ying can pass the test! This scholar should pass the test! The audience shouted like thunder! Wang Ying trembled and walked out of the ring.

Hu Cheng announced that the scholar Song Xing had passed the test. End of the first level. The second level begins. At this time, the beautiful Siniang walked to the front desk, the audience was very quiet, and the beauty lightly opened her lips and said that the title of the second level was: "・・・・・・" and "The bricks are patted."

The second level began, and the three of them, Li Kui, Wang Ying, and Song Xing, came on stage at the same time and sat at the desk, quietly listening to the second question of the beautiful Sanniang.

The beautiful Sanniang walked down the North Color Shed and came to the front desk, and the audience was very quiet. The beauty lightly opened her lips and said that the title of the second level is: "Three heroes watch this situation, please fill in a poem for the scene, the theme is in line with the competition to recruit relatives, the writing is beautiful, and the content is elegant." ”

First of all, after hearing this, Zhen Likui, the black charcoal head, saw him scratching his ears and cheeks, and he couldn't do it anymore, so he simply stood up and said as he walked: "Daughter-in-law, you are testing your husband!" Your husband and I can do anything, but the poetry is a little lacking! What to do? "This one walked around the ring, and the audience burst into laughter.

Wang Ying sat there as if he was an old monk, his brows furrowed, and he didn't write a word for a long time. Looking at Song Xing with a smile on his face, looking east and west, after a while, he lifted his pen and splashed ink. Soon he was down to paper. The volume was handed over to the beautiful Sanniang, and Sanniang took it and smiled, nodding her head incessantly.

The black charcoal head Li Kui saw that Song Xing had handed in the papers, and his daughter-in-law kept nodding his head in agreement, he couldn't wait any longer and hurriedly sat down and splashed ink to write, this one said while writing:

Topic:

I love you!

Content:

I love you

Like the mountains to the south,

You love me

It's like the North Mountain.

How much I love you,

The bottom of the lake is not as deep as my friendship!

Hello to the two of us!

It's like two mountains and one lake!

Ha ha! Hahaha! Hahahaha!

Li Kui said, everyone laughed once, and finally everyone on and off the stage laughed nonstop.

Looking at the laughter of the crowd, Li Kui finally shouted to the north: "Wife, you see that they all bless us!" ”

Hahaha, hahahaha! Everyone in the audience laughed and leaned back. Seeing that Song Xing and Zhen Likui had handed in the papers, Wang Ying also began to write hard. After a while, I also handed in the paper. The audience in the audience was looking at the expressions of the beauties, but they were in a hurry that the beauties had no expressions. "Siniang! Give it a read! "There's a lot of shouting below.

Li Kui laughed when he heard this, and first read the words he filled in aloud. The audience laughed once.

Wang Ying also walked to the front of the stage and chanted other words. I saw that he took a full posture, made a full expression, and after a while, he thought that the momentum was enough, and then he chanted loudly: The word title I filled in was:

"Like the Depths of the Sea"

The mountains are high,

comparable to my heart,

The pool is deep,

It's like my heart.

My thoughts,

higher than this mountain,

Oh my love!

Deeper than this lake.

Wang Ying made a gesture and waited for a long time, and the sparse shouts from the audience rang out, "Okay!" If you look closely, it is all shouted by Wang Ying's subordinates. It turned out that people gave all the laughter to Li Kui, who was approachable. This strong word is reasonable, and no one applauds him.

In the end, Song Xing saw that he was left alone, and slowly walked to the front of the stage with square steps, and gave a deep salute to the audience first. The applause from the audience rang out like thunder. Seeing this, Wang Ying was angry, why did this scholar give him so much applause without saying a word. If you don't have your own subordinates to support the performance, you will be cold.

I filled in this poem,

The word card is "Sauvignon Blanc", and the title is:

"A Piece of Green"

I hope you enjoy it.

Sauvignon Blanc

A zhang green

South Peak,

North Peak,

In the mist of a lake,

Spring is sad.

Lang Yinong,

Concubines,

Golden Knife BMW Lang Ma Cong,

Meet Hujiazhuang.

With Song Xing's chanting, the audience was brought into the atmosphere of the words. The audience was mesmerized. At the end of Song Xing's chanting, the audience was silent, and finally broke out into thunderous applause and earth-shattering applause. The audience gave all the applause to Song Xing.

Hu Cheng was discussing with his sister-in-law, Wang Dawang should give him face and let him pass, Li Kui should be a foil, Hu Cheng said it badly, and Sanniang finally agreed. Hu Cheng walked to the stage and announced: "In the second level of the competition, Song Xing is the first, Wang Ying is the second, and Li Kui is the third, all of them have passed." After waiting for a while, Hu Cheng continued, and asked Sanniang to come up with the third question.