Chapter 257, it's really tiring to be a network administrator! (Three more ~_~.)
"Your Majesty, you call me?"
As Li Er expected, Cheng Biting Jin was really there, and many nobles in Datang were completely reduced to net worms.
Li Er pointed at Cheng Biting Jin, his anger rushed to the crown, and he scolded: "Bastard! It's good that you bite the gold, you dare to deceive me! ”
Cheng Biting Jin's face was confused, what is the situation? When did I lie to you again? You've been busy in the palace these days, and I haven't even seen your face, where did you come from to deceive you?
"What did Your Majesty say?"
Li Er kicked Cheng Jin: "You are a mother!" I've seen it with my own eyes, and you're still pretending to be confused with me? ”
Cheng Yanjin was very aggrieved: "Your Majesty, I really don't know what you're talking about." ”
"The third child of your family, that bastard boy Cheng Chubi! I watched him fall from the roof to the ground, and then pat his ass and get up like a nobody.
You told me that he was badly injured and was about to die? ”
Hearing Li Er's words, Cheng Yanjin was relieved, and he really thought that he had done something to provoke His Majesty.
With a wry smile on his face, Cheng Yanjin explained to Li Er: "Your Majesty, the minister really didn't deceive you, the third child was indeed seriously injured......
"You're really blind, is that a serious injury!" Li Er pointed to Cheng Chubi in the Internet café and said.
"Your Majesty, don't worry, listen to the minister's explanation!"
Cheng Yanjin hurriedly said: "At the beginning, the third child was really seriously injured by Boss Li, but then Boss Li personally treated him, and then let him eat an egg fried rice every day, plus luck to heal his injuries, for three days in a row."
No, last night, the third child recovered. ”
"Three days? From treatment to healing from serious injuries? Li Er's face was full of shock, this is simply an immortal method!
But when I think about it, isn't Li Chuan just an immortal?
Cheng Yanjin added on the side: "Boss Li said that the reason why the egg fried rice in the Internet café is sold so expensive is because the egg fried rice is a miracle medicine with healing effects." ”
"Miracle medicine?" Li Er frowned.
Suddenly, Li Er raised his head, looked at Cheng Yanjin and asked suspiciously, "Why did Boss Li seriously injure your stinky boy first, and then treat him?" ”
Cheng bit Jin Meng was stunned, yes! Boss Li, why is this? He hadn't asked about the specific situation of the process, he only knew that Hou Junji had attacked his third child first, and then he didn't know.
Seeing that Cheng Biting Jin was also in a confused state, Li Er muttered: "Sure enough, the immortals who have been demoted to the mortal world are all ...... with abnormal brains."
Since then, Li Er's positioning of Li Chuan has an additional prefix: Qi Xian with an abnormal brain.
However, the "miracle drug" has to be asked.
Li Er hurriedly walked to the bar and looked Cheng Chubi who was standing there up and down, until Cheng Chubi was panicked, and then asked Li Chuan: "Boss Li, three days ago, Cheng Chubi was really seriously injured?" ”
Li Chuan glanced at him, and secretly said in his heart, Li Er, a-stirring stick, has been troublesome again.
It's just that he hasn't spoken yet, and Cheng Chubi on the side can't help but say: "Back to Your Majesty, the kid was indeed seriously injured three days ago, and it was the master's own hand." ”
In the second half of the sentence, he said that he was very proud, after all, although he had suffered such a crime, his greatest wish was fulfilled by this opportunity, and his status as a disciple was finally officially recognized by Li Chuan.
Li Er then asked: "Your physical injury can heal in just three days, relying on the miraculous effect of egg fried rice in an Internet café?" ”
Cheng Chubi's expression was pale, and he said: "No, all this is the function of the master, without the master to heal me, I would not have recovered so quickly." ”
Li Chuan waved his hand, interrupted Cheng Chubi's sycophant, and said to Li Er: "You're right, Cheng Chubi, this stinky boy, can recover so quickly because of the egg fried rice in this Internet café." ”
Hearing this, Li Er's eyes lit up, this special mother is a miracle medicine!
"Boss Li, I want to ......"
"No, don't think about it." didn't care what Li Er was going to say, Li Chuan rejected him directly, who doesn't know that you Li Er has a lot of things!
Even though Li Chuan rejected him, Li Er still continued: "Boss Li, do you know that what you have in your hand is not a miracle medicine, it is the life of the people in the world, and the lives of the people of Li are alive." ”
Li Chuan had a really like that expression, I will say that Li Er has a lot of things.
"Boss Li, if egg fried rice can be popularized, how many souls can be reduced and how many seriously injured soldiers can be saved when my Datang soldiers protect their families and defend the country!"
Saying that, Li Er looked at Li Chuan solemnly, and actually bowed his hand: "Please also ask the immortals to give the magic medicine, I will thank the immortals for the gift of medicine for thousands of soldiers and the people of dawn!" ”
I have to say that Li Chuan actually admires Li Er, he can afford to put it down, no wonder he can be a heavenly khan, no wonder he can shine in history, and he can be called an emperor through the ages.
There's a reason for that.
However, admiration is admiration, and what should be rejected must be refused.
"Internet cafes have their own rules for Internet cafes, besides, do you think egg fried rice is just a casual egg and a plate of cold rice can be fried?
Don't be naïve, how can a life-saving egg fried rice be so simple.
Even if I teach you how to make egg fried rice, you won't be able to stir up the magic egg fried rice in an Internet café. ”
Seeing that Li Er was about to refute, Li Chuan waved his hand to interrupt him and continued: "Moreover, even if it is egg fried rice in an Internet café, it is just an introduction.
I said before that Cheng Chubi's injuries could only heal so quickly with egg fried rice, which is true.
However, if there was only egg fried rice, if I hadn't healed him in these three days, and if he hadn't healed his injuries by himself, he wouldn't have been able to heal in three days.
Egg fried rice does have a miraculous healing effect, but it must rely on internal forces to promote this effect.
Without the guidance of internal force, the egg fried rice is also a very delicious egg fried rice. ”
"Guidance of internal forces?" Li Er suddenly looked depressed, "Is internal force really that important?" ”
Li Er thought that he had been in the past few months, and he had not practiced any internal strength, and he had not even started yet, so he felt uncomfortable.
Li Chuan nodded and said, "Internal force is indeed very important. ”
After listening to Li Chuan's words, Li Er also understood that egg fried rice is a healing medicine, but it can only be used for individuals and cannot be popularized.
One is a problem of materials and the other is a problem of internal forces.
After thinking about it, Li Er leaned in front of Li Chuan and asked, "Boss Li, do you have any other good things, such as any healing medicine that is easy to make and has a very good effect?"
For example, the gold sore medicine in the game of Xiaoaojianghu?
Soon I will send a large army to attack Liang Shidu, of course, beating him is a trivial matter, the key is that after eliminating him, the Tang Dynasty will have to fight against the Turks.
Although the Turkic internal strife has been fierce recently, after all, the foundation is thick and the strength is still very strong.
It will definitely not be as easy as beating Liang Shidu, and there will inevitably be many hot-blooded men of the Tang Dynasty who will leave their lives on the grassland.
I just thought, if Boss Li can teach some healing medicine, my Datang boys can die less, and there will be fewer old mothers who have lost their sons, fewer wives who have lost their husbands, and fewer sons who have lost their fathers!
For the people of Datang, thank you Boss Li! ”
Li Er's face was full of solemnity.
Li Chuan thought for a while and said, "Didn't this suitable thing for you have already been given to you?" ”
Li Er was stunned: "When?" ”
"Laughing proud of the game, isn't the gold sore medicine in it exactly what you need? You don't know that there is a side hustle in it, and there is an alchemist in it who can learn how to make gold sore medicine.
The characteristics of this Internet café, you should know very well, basically things, can be applied to reality.
So as long as you learn how to make gold sore medicine in the game, you can make it in reality.
Moreover, the gold sore medicine, according to your conditions, you can find the corresponding materials, which is much simpler than egg fried rice. ”
Li Er was overjoyed when he heard this, and said, "Really? ”
"Of course."
"Then I'm going to take a look!"
Dropping this sentence, Li Er turned around and left, and after walking out for a while, he turned his head sharply, looked at Li Chuan in confusion, and asked, "Why is Boss Li so good at talking today?" ”
Li Chuan's face suddenly darkened, your uncle!
You have to dislike the salted fish of labor and capital, and you have to say a few more words for the sake of the common people in the world?
There is no heavenly reason!
When the network manager is really tired!