"What"

Li Tai was taken aback and said, "Dad, you're not sick, are you still caught in the door panel?"

"Yes"

Li Shimin's eyes couldn't help but stare at him, and he said, "What do you mean by this?"

"Dad, if you're either sick, or your brain is broken, don't you know the southwest area, what kind of place is that" Li Tai said: "Poor mountains and bad waters, poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people"

"Over there, there are a lot of tribes in the mountains and forests now, they don't care if you are a Tang person or not, if you encounter it, you will be given a knife first."

"Especially the five Xi Man, Bai Yue, San Miao, Yelang and other tribes, among which Bai Yue is the most powerful, followed by Sanmiao, and Sanmiao is the most mysterious."

"It is said that this Miao person can release Gu, you said that your son and I are so handsome and chic, dignified, with a face like a jade belt, well-dressed, and loved by everyone." Li Tai combed his hands on his head, and then said: "What if I accidentally expose my peerless face in front of the beautiful Miao sisters, and they fall in love with me deeply?"

"I'm just one person, how can I deal with so many people, if I cause war because of me, won't I become a person like Daji who will bring disaster to the country and the people," Li Tai said.

"Oh, what the hell do I want to know, what can you do to cause war." Li Shimin snorted coldly, his face unkind.

This son is good at everything, but he is too good at himself.

Do you really think that you are a Daji who has brought disaster to the country and the people?

"Dad, you don't know, your son and I are handsome and good men in the sky, and they are definitely popular, beautiful women can bring disaster to the country and the people, can't handsome men be good" Li Tai said: "When I go, there will definitely be many women vying for me, and then they will fight." ”

"As soon as this woman fights, the man can't stand it, and as soon as the man can't stand it, he fights, and then this and that, and the result is a world war." Li Tai said triumphantly.

"Hmph, a bunch of nonsense" Li Shimin, that's really angry.

I just want you to go to the southwest and win over the tribes in the southwest, so that you can find one reason or another

In the entire Tang Dynasty, who is not proud of our Baiyou problem solving

Whatever comes to you, it's going to be pushed three or four

Li Tai sighed helplessly, looked like he had lost the battle, looked at Li Shimin, and said: "Okay, Dad, let me tell you the truth, then there are too many snakes and insects, I am worried that I can't stand it, and because of the harsh environment over there, the locals fight with heaven and earth, which are very bloody and difficult to deal with." ”

"Why do we Central Plains people call them barbarians, are they really not civilized at all, no, they also have civilization, and many people speak fluent official dialect."

"And some tribes even learn the culture of my Central Plains, write the words of my Central Plains, Confucian classics, since the Qin and Han dynasties, that area began to mix with the people of the Central Plains, and it has long been difficult to distinguish between you and me."

"Just like Feng Zhidai, he was originally a Han Chinese, but now he is the recognized king of Baiyue." Li Tai sighed and said, "But although the people over there are short, they are unruly and unruly, and they draw their swords against each other if they don't agree with each other, which is too bloody and difficult." ”

"I'm worried that I'm going to have a conflict with them, and if someone accidentally stabs me, it won't be good." Li Tai said.

That's right, Li Tai is afraid of death.

Don't look at the people over there, they are short in stature, but they are not small.

Even if it is a later generation, the fight is still in groups, and if you don't accept it, you will do it.

And the people over there are very united and very brotherly.

Ten brothers and ten sisters who are friends with the friendship of Jinlan are everywhere.

The wolf soldiers of later generations are even more famous.

If you convince them to do it with Datang, they may not be willing to do it with Datang, so it is easy to have a conflict, and once there is a conflict, it will be troublesome.

Li Tai felt that this kind of thing that was easy to be stabbed to death should be done by others.

"En" Li Shimin's brows furrowed slightly, and what Li Tai said seemed to make sense.

"Your Highness, in fact, it's not as wild as you say." The old eunuch next to him whispered.

"Believe you, you old man is very bad." Li Tai said.

Seeing Li Shimin pondering, Li Tai quickly slipped away.

Wandering around the palace.

Suddenly, the sound of reading came from not far away.

Li Tai couldn't help but be happy, something came here

The ancient royal family, it was all elite education.

The underage royal ladies gathered together and were concentrating on reading.

"At the beginning of people, the nature is good, the sex is similar, the habits are far away, Gou does not teach, sex is moving, the way of teaching, you are specialized, the former Mengmu, choose the neighbor, the son does not learn, the machine is broken, Dou Yanshan, there is a righteous party, teach the five sons"

There was a sound of reading aloud inside, and it was the three-character scripture that had been modified and emasculated by Li Tai.

Li Tai walked over slowly and found that there was no master there.

Then he went into the temple.

The princes and princesses who were reading also discovered Li Tai and looked at Li Tai with curiosity on their faces.

"Yes, it's Brother Green Sparrow"

"Third brother, what are you coming from?"

"Brother Qingque, are you coming to see us?"

"Brother Qingque, why did you come in?"

“”

Li Tai showed a wicked smile on his face and said, "You read every day, don't you get bored, I'll tell you a story about a chivalrous man and a princess, how about it?"

"Brother Qingque, come quickly."

"Hurry up, talk quickly."

"Brother Qingque, say it quickly."

“”

When everyone heard it, the chivalrous man and the princess must be a love story, and they immediately yearned for it.

You must know that the chivalrous spirit of Datang is still very popular.

Li Tai slowly opened his mouth and said, "Once upon a time, there was a chivalrous man who walked in Chang'an City. He walked down Suzaku Street and met a princess. ”

"The chivalrous man said: Ah, the spicy handle is Luoluolala."

"The princess said: Sissi is silent and long."

"The knight said: Barbabado, Barbadodo."

The princess said, "More, more, more."

The knight said, "Oh, oh, oh."

“”

After a while, Li Tai looked at everyone and asked, "Do you understand?"

The crowd shook their heads, indicating that they did not understand.

"Since you don't understand, why are you still listening intently like a fool" Li Tai rolled his eyes and said: "Didn't your master tell you, if you don't understand, you have to ask, if you don't understand, don't bump into understanding, know is to know and not know is not to know." ”

"Brother Qingque, what are the knights and princesses talking about?" Princess Gao Yang couldn't help asking.

"You ask me, I ask who to go" Li Tai said with a smile,

In the midst of everyone's persecution, he walked slowly and slowly to the outside with great satisfaction.

I don't even understand what I'm talking about, you see

Not in the next life