Chapter 48 Postmodern Approach
Chapter 48 Postmodern Approach
The burden that Gaga put in front of him was full of rouge gouache, cloth hairpin rings and other things, and Yu Chiwen didn't look like he was lying. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Tie Xinyuan looked back with a little weakness, but he didn't see Yu Chi Zhuozhuo, and coughed dryly: "Since it is Zhuozhuo's birthday, you are allowed to mess around for a day." ”
After saying that, he walked away with his hands behind his back.
When a man faces a woman who likes him, he always feels a little unreasonable, even if he doesn't like that woman.
Of course, this is just the idea of an ordinary man, if he is born in a noble family and there are many women who love him, if they are all like this, it will cause him countless troubles.
Therefore, men with noble status and rich are more ruthless.
Tie Xinyuan has been a king for several years, and he is still an ordinary person in his heart, and he seems to be a prodigal son in his last life, so it is not his fault that he is amorous.
When he returned to the back house, he began to rummage through his small cangku.
There are a lot of good things in it, like those worthless glasses were all given to Zhao Wan by Tie Xinyuan, she likes those shiny things.
Turning out a firearm similar to a revolver, Tie Xinyuan thought about it and put it down again.
If one day Wei Chi Zhuozhuo really fights with Zhao Wan...... Forget it, it's still safety first.
In the end, Tie Xinyuan found a gem, a lake-blue sapphire, the size of a walnut, which was the trophy that Li Qiao sent from Qingtang City.
The blue sky is as blue as the sky, and it is cold in the hand, which should be a good thing.
Pretending to be casual, he came to Yu Chi's scorching door, listened attentively, and Yu Chiwen and Ga Ga ran away early.
There seemed to be only one person in the room.
Knocked on the door.
Wei Chi Zhuozhuo stood in front of the door and didn't mean to invite Tie Xinyuan in, but just looked at Tie Xinyuan calmly with a pair of big black eyes, which made him a little flustered.
"Ahem, I heard...... Today is your birthday, and here is a stone for you, wishing you joy and good health. ”
As soon as the words came out, Tie Xinyuan couldn't wait to give himself two mouths, what does it mean to hear? Before Yu Chi Zhuozhuo was angry, he quickly took out the sapphire and held it in the palm of his hand, hoping to use this thing to comfort Yu Chi Zhuozhuo, who was about to be angry.
With a light hand, the sapphire was gone, and Tie Xinyuan smiled and was about to enter Yu Chi's scorching room, but the door closed with a bang.
Tie Xinyuan rubbed his hand and rubbed his nose that was almost touched, and sighed before leaving.
The door opened again, and Wei Chizhuo squeezed out an ugly smile at Tie Xinyuan with a little choked and said, "I like it very much." ”
After speaking, the door was closed again with a bang.
This was very boring, Tie Xinyuan turned to leave, feeling that it was better for him to go to Tie Yi for a drink at this time.
When he came to the wolf's den, Tie Yi really did not disappoint Tie Xinyuan, when he entered the door, the mutton was boiling in the hanging pot, and the two brothers Tie Yi and Tie Yi were busy eating meat and drinking wine in a jar of wine.
Lying on the jar and sniffing, sure enough, the wine is good, all pear blossom white.
Hami's spirits sell well, if you only compare the intensity, the pear blossom white is not enough to see, if it comes to mellowness, Hami's spirits can't even touch the edge of the pear blossom white.
For some reason, when Tie Yi and Tie Er saw Tie Xinyuan coming, they opened their tongueless mouths at Tie Xinyuan in unison and laughed silently.
Tie Xinyuan naturally knew what they were laughing at, reopened a jar of wine, took a big sip and said with a smile: "What are you laughing at?" I'm also a single now. ”
Tie Yi scooped up a bowl of mutton for Tie Xinyuan and handed it to him, then patted his chest and pointed at himself.
Tie Xinyuan sighed and said, "What I said is that it is more reliable to be a brother." ”
Tetsuji also patted his chest and pointed to the ground again.
Tie Xinyuan frowned and scolded: "What nonsense, there are hundred-year-old eunuchs in Emperor Song's palace, and I met two eighty-year-old eunuchs, both of whom are from adult families, and it is estimated that they are all alive and well now."
You are only thirty-two years old, and you still have fifty or sixty years to live, what are you talking about, just eat and drink all day long, and make your body great, without you, I am too boring to stay here alone and be a king.
Do you know that Mr. Musin invited me to go to the Alamut Mountains as an Eastern Divine Envoy to participate in the competition for the king of Alamut.
I refused. ”
Teichi and Tetsuji glanced at each other, and Teichi wrote on the sand table: "The king of Alamut is a god!"
After becoming the king of Alamut, your command will become an oracle in the desert and the Gobi, and it will be a supreme glory. ”
Tie Xinyuan shook his head and said: "It's also a puppet, and it's a walking corpse, this kind of glory, I'm not rare." ”
Tie Yi shook his head and continued to write on the sand table: "The king of Alamut is in the Great Eclipse, Persia has a special meaning, if you want to achieve any ideals, you can't miss it." ”
Seeing Tie Yi say this, Tie Xinyuan couldn't help laughing, patted Tie Yi on the shoulder and said, "I just want to get an iron horse of 100,000 people, it's enough to run rampant in the northwest, where do you get any ideals."
Don't worry, my ambition is not big, and what I ask for is the word happy.
Going to Alamat Mountain must be a life-and-death battle, I can't afford that price, or honestly slowly accumulate strength in Hami, and finally have 100,000 iron horsemen for me to play. ”
Tie Er threw away the sheep bone in his hand, hugged Tie Xinyuan tightly, and kept rubbing his cheeks against Tie Xinyuan's face, seemingly very excited.
Tie Xinyuan has always refused to give a veneer salute, and touching the nose of the two men is regarded as a great shame by Tie Xinyuan.
Helpless, the strength is not as strong as the iron two, and the struggle cannot be freed, so I have to let it go.
Tetsuichi continued his terrifying silent laughter as he pounded his chest.
Tie Xinyuan washed his face again and changed his clothes, but his clothes were full of oil stains and he couldn't wear them.
"Are you disappointed in me? It's a shame that you've followed a king who has no ambitions. ”
Tie Yi shook his head vigorously, and Tie Er laughed and wrote on the sand table: "We just like your unambitious appearance."
We have seen a lot of ambitious people, and now, those people are dead, and ah, once people have ambitions, they will only charge towards their goals, as for how many brothers and relatives have died on the road, they don't care, they just need to achieve their ambitions! ”
Seeing these words written by Tie Er, Tie Yi seemed to become very sad, and he held the wine jar and drank a fine light in one go.
They all look sad.
Tie Xinyuan patted Tie Yi on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I will help you collect the body in the future and bury it in a very beautiful grave, the six of you side by side, with your great achievements written on it."
Every year during the Qingming Festival, during the Chinese New Year, I will burn some paper money for you, if, I mean, if you suddenly find yourself in need of a woman underground, I will also burn a female paper figure for you, and you will definitely paint the country and the city. ”
In the same way, others said that Tie Yi would fight hard with him, and Tie Xinyuan, who was also a brother, would entertain others and entertain himself when he said it.
Tetsuji laughed and patted his chest and stretched out a slap to Tie Xinyuan.
Tie Xinyuan smiled: "No problem, five is five." ”
Tie pointed to his tongue and then to his crotch, holding his head in pain.
Tie Xinyuan spread his hands and said, "I heard that you were voluntary? ”
Tetsuji nodded with a grin.
Tie Xinyuan said sympathetically: "It's so stupid......"
Tie Yi shrugged his shoulders, picked up a jar of wine again, touched Tie Xinyuan and continued to drink.
When the embarrassing thing was said, it was a lot of pleasure, and the drinking was very happy, and before I knew it, the three of them were drunk.
In the middle of the night, Tie Xinyuan had a splitting headache and was about to die of thirst, so he struggled to get up and look for water to drink.
There was a large pot of herbal tea on the table, and he picked it up and poured it into his mouth, and after drinking it, he finally felt happy, and lay on the bed and continued to sleep.
This bed is not only soft but also fragrant, and it is very comfortable to lie on your stomach, which is the last feeling of Tie Xinyuan.
When I woke up, I didn't know what time it was, and I was shaking my head trying to identify where I was.
And he saw Wei Chi Zhuo.
Yu Chi Zhuozhuo's eyes were attached to Tie Xinyuan's face, and Tie Xinyuan couldn't help but scream, crawled up, and looked at Yu Chi Zhuozhuo in horror.
He finally found out that the place where he slept turned out to be Wei Chi's scorching boudoir.
"Don't worry, you got drunk last night, looked for water everywhere to drink, and finally found my room, and after drinking the water, you went to sleep, and nothing happened."
Listening to Yu Chi Zhuozhuo say this, and then look at the clothes that have been crumpled into rags, but the clothes on Wei Chi Zhuozhuo's body are very complete.
Tie Xinyuan patted his chest and said, "It's okay, it's okay, what, I'm leaving, disturbing your sleep." ”
Wei Chizhuo sighed and said, "At least eight guards saw you enter my room last night, don't you plan to go out and kill it?" ”
Tie Xinyuan smiled dryly: "They are all the most loyal brothers, and they can't do it." ”
Wei Chizhuo sneered: "Since this is the case, don't blame the news that you slept in my room all night was spread. ”
Tie Xinyuan smiled: "Last time you drilled my house, this time I drilled your house, and we evened out." ”
Wei Chi Zhuozhuo became furious, lifted the pillow and threw it at Tie Xinyuan and scolded: "I have never seen a shameless person like you......"
Tie Xinyuan took the pillow and put it on the table, and fled.
After walking through the two courtyards, you can still hear the movement of Wei Chi scorching and smashing porcelain.
Before he could get to his room, Tie Xinyuan regretted it, and he found that he was really shameless.
If it was in the open future, such a thing was really nothing, he went to the wrong house more often, and there were no consequences.
Just now, in a hurry, he still dealt with it according to the method of his own later life, and this kind of behavior is applicable to future generations, maybe, probably, maybe not applicable to this era.
Tie Xinyuan scratched the back of his head and came back to Wei Chi Zhuozhuo's room, lying on the door and looking inside.
I saw that Yu Chizhuo was crying very sadly with the blue gem in his hand. (To be continued.) )