Confucius was trapped between Chen and Cai, and asked for food. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info to a restaurant, the cooker to manage the kitchen, heard so come, said: "I have a word, know it, and use it by you." "Hi Zilu. The book of the cooks is "true". Zilu said: "True ears." Huangkou Xiaoer also knows what it means to insult a disciple of Confucius. The man was angry and said: "The man who speaks, the foolish and stubborn, dare to fake the Confucius!" "Whisk left and right sticks and chase away. Zilu returned to Confucius, and Zi followed. The writer replied to the book "true", and the son said: "Straight eight." The cooker was shocked, and Gu left and right said: "Under the fame, there is a vain? Why don't you eat it now! Zilu asked Confucius, and Zi said: "Woohoo! Seeking truth in a world of pseudo-chaos, people are as far away as avoiding abalones, and those who seek themselves cannot survive in the belly, filling in the ravines, is it not appropriate?

ps: This time it's a very old joke

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When Confucius and a group of disciples were trapped in Chen Cai, there was not enough food and clothing and there were dishes on their faces, so he taught his disciples Zhong You to beg for food. I finally found a steamed bun shop, and the shopkeeper said, "I'll write a word, and if you know it, I'll entertain it for free." Zhong You thought to himself, I am a disciple of a saint, don't say a word, even ten words, how can I not know the truth. So he agreed. The shopkeeper wrote the word "true". Zhong You said, even a three-year-old doll knows, how can you be embarrassed to test me, isn't it a "real"? Unexpectedly, the shopkeeper was furious when he heard this, "I know that I am stupid, I dare to speak wildly, pretending to be a disciple of Confucius, boys, quickly give me a stick." Zhong fled in embarrassment. Confucius said I'll take a look. The shopkeeper still wrote the word "true", and Confucius said, this is "straight eight". The shopkeeper was shocked, and hurriedly said that it was indeed worthy of its reputation, and the knowledge was really amazing. After being full of wine and food, Zhong You quietly asked, why can't I figure it out, how can it become "Zhiba" when it is obviously the word "true". Old Master Kong sighed and said, what do you know, now is the era when you can't recognize the "truth", if you must recognize the "truth", then you can only starve to death. (This code is suspected to have been created by Bai Yang)