Chapter Twenty-Three: A Flood of Trouble

"Sir, please let Lao Zheng say something disrespectful, are you a little too narcissistic?" When Zheng Zhutou heard Wen lamenting's words, he really couldn't accept Wen Wen's posture as if all the beauties in the world were lining up, and he had to cry and shout to hook up with him, so he had to harden his heart and refute it. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

For an oily old official like Zheng Zhutou, his attitude can be quickly changed according to the identity of the other party without hindrance. When I first met Wen, I could ask for bribes in a grand manner, and when Wen's identity became the founding baron, I immediately changed my name to Lord You, and there was no problem with such a title. But now because of a woman I don't know, I hardened my heart and talked back.

It's really in response to the old saying, and it's bold.

The old fans of the ancient star-chasers are just as hopeless.

The ancients may not have known that there was a tonal skill that could influence human emotions.

For example, if you don't understand foreign languages, but listening to foreign songs sung by some famous artists can still move you.

When you think that this lyric must be charming, in fact, he sings a set of green onions, garlic, and pancakes.

If you can understand his lyrics, can you still be moved?

What's more, the word "Qingyu Case: Yuan Xi" itself is a rare lyrical masterpiece.

This little lady Xie on the stage undoubtedly masters this high-end singing method, even if no one knows what she sings, she can mobilize people's emotions just by virtue of her intonation.

What's more, there are still poems that have been passed down through the ages.

"Eh, Lao Zheng, you said that I am narcissistic?" Surprised.

"Sir, you still don't know Little Lady Xie? Besides, do you know a lot of witches of the calamity level? Zheng Zhutou was very dissatisfied with Wen Wen's attitude as if he knew many beautiful women.

"Tan Fengyi, this is a calamity-level demon girl." Wen pouted.

"Little lady Tan........" Zheng Zhutou just wanted to refute, but after thinking for a long time, he found that he didn't know what to refute. Tan Fengyi is the holy daughter of the White Lotus Sect, not only is her martial arts unparalleled and her status respected, but her appearance is naturally beautiful and extraordinary, and ordinary women are incomparable. Maybe it's just that I see it every day, and with her attitude of not being close to anyone, I think that she is not as good as Xie Xiaoniang, but in fact, I haven't seen Xie Xiaoniang herself at all, which is really strange.

Zheng Zhutou knew that men were creatures that they couldn't get the invisible to think they were the best.

Sniffing at the little nun Jingyuan, who was lying on the window of the private room, who was staring at the little lady Xie on the stage, and whispered: "Ah, Lao Zheng, look at the little nun on the side of the pavilion window, this lord dares to guarantee that it will not be ten years, this is another disaster-level existence." ”

"........" Zheng Zhutou tilted his head and glanced at the little nun Jingyuan, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, a nun has this kind of appearance that has brought disaster to the country and the people, if there is another nun like Wu Zetian in the future, it seems that the whole world will suffer.

Wen Gang wanted to open his mouth and continue.

Zheng Zhutou immediately interjected and interrupted: "Sir, you don't need to say it anymore, I was wrong, Lao Zheng." I know that there is already a calamity-level demon girl in the inn, but the partition wall has ears, and this must not be said. ”

Zheng Zhutou also glanced around mysteriously as he spoke, if someone with a heart learned that their group of people had hidden Mei Yiqi, the selected show girl, the whole clan would suffer. This is already a real scourge, and it has brought disaster to everyone.

Just when Wen and Zheng Zhutou had a heated discussion about the troubles of the past and the present.

In the hall, on the stage, the little lady Xie had slowly gotten up to salute, and a charming voice came out under the light red curtain: "The little woman sincerely thanks you for your love, according to the rules of 'Tianxiangyuan', we can only entertain one distinguished guest at a time, and you have not received the invitation, please forgive me."

This time, 'Tianxiangyuan' will entertain ............ The distinguished guests in the private room of the Magnolia Pavilion are invited to deign to move to the 'Tianxiang Garden'. ”

A big pause by Little Lady Xie almost suffocated everyone in the hall, and everyone was still staring, waiting for the announcement of this year's meeting list.

As soon as the three words of Yulan Pavilion came out, the dignitaries and dignitaries sitting in the hall immediately stopped doing it, and the noise suddenly started, and the list of visitors that 'Tianxiangyuan' only has once a year flew away, and they didn't know that bastard thing was cheap.

"Master Ben doesn't believe in evil yet, come on! Go to the door of the 'Tianxiang Garden' to stop people for the Hou Ye, and all the men who come out of it will give their legs to the Hou Ye at a discount. "This obese Hou Ye in anger, his sanity still exists, he didn't dare to say that he would stop people from entering, he could only settle accounts after the autumn, which shows that the energy of the owner of 'Tianxiangyuan' is extraordinary.

A large group of indignant dignitaries with their respective minions rose up in groups, ready to clean up the bastard who had entered the 'Tianxiang Garden' because he was lucky.

In the entire hall of the Baihua Building, the crowd was suddenly empty, and the Oiran Contest that had just begun was forced to be suspended.

Zheng Zhutou stood in front of the attic window of the private room on the second floor, looked at the chaotic scene below and sighed: "Little lady Xie, it is really charming. Sir, I look at the bastard thing who was chosen, this time his legs are hard to keep. ”

Wen said with a dark face: "Old Zheng, this lord doesn't blame you for not being illiterate. It's too late to teach you now, don't you really want to see Little Lady Xie once? Your opportunity has finally come, our private room is called Magnolia Pavilion, presumably Little Lady Xie wants to see you alone. And lo and behold! Lao Zheng, I'm starting to be jealous of you. ”

Zheng Zhutou's mouth was almost open enough to stuff eggs, and he immediately ran to the door of the private room, and carefully checked the three big red characters of the Magnolia Pavilion written in seal carving on the lintel, no wonder he didn't pay much attention to it when he first entered the door, this font is difficult to identify without looking closely: "Sir, what you said is really right, Lao Zheng, I must sympathize with you." ”

Even if Zheng Zhutou is obsessed with lust now, he is also a person like a human spirit, so he naturally knows that it is absolutely impossible for Xie Xiaoniang to see him, and of course he doesn't believe that it will be a coincidence.

There are many coincidences in the world, but if a beautiful woman suddenly falls in love with you, it is absolutely impossible to be a coincidence.

"We're going to slip away now, it's still too late." Wen said helplessly.

"Sir, everyone else is looking forward to seeing Little Lady Xie, do you really plan to give up this opportunity?" Zheng Zhutou felt a little sorry for Wen.

"This little lady Xie, I seem to know, if she wants to do something, there is no time when she can't do it, and she is still a big troublemaker, if you dare to break the appointment with her, in your words, is to release her pigeon.

I can guarantee that you will be the public enemy of all men in the world, and when the time comes....... Gee........ She didn't say your name this time, and she was already showing mercy to your men. The little nun Jingyuan gloated.

Wen Fu sighed: "I have really been unlucky for eight lifetimes!" ”

Zheng Zhutou really couldn't get used to seeing his current appearance, so he teased: "Sir, if you don't like to hear something, this kind of bad luck, Lao Zheng, I also want to take a walk." ”