Chapter 937: When I Say Flying Saucer, You Believe It
Li An looked back and saw a beautiful young woman with a ball-combed hair standing behind him.
When she was a little discordant, she was holding a police pistol in her hand, and her other hand was already handcuffing.
"Thank you, thank you."
A fat woman ran over and bowed to the beauty of the pill head to express her gratitude, and then ran to Li An and snatched the lady's bag, and shouted unceremoniously,
"Bring it, here's my bag."
"Hey, wait a minute." Ang Lee wanted to stop the fat woman who was leaving.
"Don't move, if you move again, I'll shoot!" The pill-headed woman shouted vigilantly.
Seeing that the fat woman ran away, Li An asked the ball-headed beauty a little speechlessly, "So you are a policeman?" ”
"Nonsense, handcuff yourself!"
The policewoman said and threw the handcuffs over.
"Smack."
Li An glanced at the handcuffs that fell to the ground, and said even more speechlessly: "Comrade policeman, can I take a look at your documents?" ”
"Don't worry, I'll show you, you'll have to handcuff yourself first." The policewoman said very alarmedly.
"That...... I think you're mistaken, I'm a brave man, not a thief. Li Ang reminded, knowing that there must be a misunderstanding in the middle.
The policewoman sneered: "You said you weren't it, didn't you?" Hmph, it's better to be brave. Can anyone prove it? ”
"Of course ......"
Li An said and looked around, even more speechless.
The fat woman who was the party had long since lost her whereabouts, and when the people around heard that she was going to testify, they turned their heads and left, as if Ang Lee was a transparent person.
"Can there still be some basic trust between people? Can there be some truth, goodness and beauty in the world? ”
Li An muttered in his heart. Well, now no one will testify to himself, he has really become a thief!
"Now what else do you have to say?" The policewoman shouted.
Ang Lee shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't have anything more to say." However, since you are a police officer, you should find out the truth of the facts, and you can't wronged a good person, right? ”
"Of course, I'll find out the proof."
The policewoman said, glancing over her head and said,
"See, there are surveillance cameras everywhere here, and the facts of your crime have already been filmed.
As long as I get the video, I can convict you! ”
Surveillance video, this is really the road to the end.
Li An was overjoyed and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?"
The policewoman asked, but she didn't really want to know the answer, so she snorted coldly,
"Hurry up and cuff yourself or I'll shoot!"
"Comrade policeman, are you not afraid of accidentally injuring innocent people when you shoot so many people here?"
"My marksmanship is very accurate, and I will never be injured by mistake."
"Okay, even if you don't injure me by mistake, and I'm a thief, and now that the thing has been returned to the owner, it's too hasty for you to shoot me without any physical evidence, right?
Besides, I haven't heard of the laws of an island nation that would shoot a thief. ”
The policewoman's face was slightly stunned, this was indeed a serious question, and she ignored it.
"Team Liu, what's wrong?"
At this time, two uniformed and obese policemen rushed over.
Li An was a little surprised, but he didn't expect the little girl in front of him to be a captain, which is really unseemly.
"Just caught a thief."
Officer Liu said casually, ordered the two to handcuff Li An, and then instructed the two to go to the surrounding stores to retrieve the surveillance video, while he took Li An to a police car not far away.
"Your surname is Liu, so you say that you are from China?" Ang Lee has something to ask.
Officer Liu glanced at Li An and said, "I am indeed Chinese, but since I am a policeman, I will definitely enforce the law fairly, don't try to have a relationship with me and let me let you go." ”
"I said, I'm not a thief." Ang Lee corrected.
Officer Liu said with some persistence: "It is not up to you to decide whether you are a thief or not, but by the law." ”
"But what if you catch the wrong person?" Ang Lee asked.
"Don't worry, I will never catch the wrong person."
"I'm talking about what if, what if you're mistaken?"
"If you're really not a thief, then I'll apologize to you."
"How do you apologize?"
"This ......"
"How about kissing me if you catch the wrong person?"
Li Ang asked suddenly, probably a little tricking the little girl.
"Okay, if I catch the wrong person, I'll let you kiss me."
Officer Liu agreed without hesitation, but said very confidently,
"But don't dream about it, I will never catch the wrong person."
Li An shrugged his shoulders, anyway, the evidence will be sent over soon, and he doesn't have to worry.
A moment later, two fat policemen rushed over and whispered a few words in Officer Liu's ear, and one of them also showed her the copied video.
Officer Liu's complexion changed continuously, especially after watching the video, his face was even more like a pig's liver.
"You can go." Officer Liu asked people to open the handcuffs and then preached to Ang Lee.
Li An rubbed his wrist and said, "Officer Liu, have you forgotten something?" ”
Of course, Officer Liu didn't forget, he just pretended to be confused.
"Officer Liu, this is your unkindness. I am righteous and brave, but you have arrested me as a thief, so who will dare to see injustice in the future? ”
Ang Lee asked.
"And what are you going to do?" Officer Liu asked.
"Keep your promise, or I'll be able to file a complaint against you at the police station!" Ang Lee threatened.
"Dreaming!"
Officer Liu gritted his teeth and shouted,
"My name is Liu Yuanxiang, if you want to complain, just complain!"
"Count you ruthless!"
Li An said viciously, and suddenly his face changed, and he stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky in horror and shouted,
"Flying saucer!"
Hearing this, Officer Liu instinctively looked back at the air, how could there be any flying saucer, only then did he know that he had been deceived, and when he came back to his senses, a face had already come to the front.
"Let's go."
Before Liu Yuanxiang could come back to his senses, his lips felt warm, and the face that came up quickly retreated, revealing a cheap smile.
It was only then that Liu Yuanxiang realized that he had been forcibly kissed.
"Officer Liu, goodbye!" Ang Lee waved his hand as he shuttled through the crowd, and in the blink of an eye, he disappeared.
I said that you believe the flying saucer, such an IQ is still a policeman?
Li An shook his head and smiled.
"Bang!"
Liu Yuanxiang stomped on the car door angrily and kicked the door down a large piece.
The first kiss was taken away by a stranger?
Liu Yuanxiang had the hatred in his heart, and shouted: "Don't let me meet you again, otherwise I will castrate you!" ”
The two fat policemen next to them hurriedly turned their heads around, pretending that nothing had happened, and they didn't want to make themselves uncomfortable at this time.
(End of chapter)