Xiao Nan: "Brother, do you believe in love at first sight?"

Liang Liang: "Fan Xian is the kind of chicken leg girl?"

System: "This wave of forcible cue celebration is not a bit obvious, as well as... Blunt. ”

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The above conversation took place in a past day.

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Liang Liang didn't believe in love at first sight, until he met Xie Xiaonan.

Jade Rabbit didn't believe in love at first sight until she met the Chow Chow...

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"Brother, the way Jade Rabbit looks at you, it seems a little strange. ”

"How do you know it's not looking at you, maybe she's a lesbian. Liang Liang, the dog in Xiao Nan's arms, said.

"No, it won't. ”

"Why?"

"A woman's intuition. Xiao Nan is serious and serious.

Xiao Nan, I smell the enemy.

...

"Lord Jade Rabbit, Lord Jade Rabbit?" Steward Liu saw that Jade Rabbit was in a daze, so he had to ask cautiously, "Are you satisfied with this?"

"Satisfied, satisfied..."Yutu's blood-red rabbit eyes were hooked, and his mouth was just a subconscious response.

"Steward Liu. Jade Rabbit muttered.

"The little one has been there, what do you command?" Steward Liu hurriedly answered.

"Do you ever feel that today's sun is particularly pink. Jade Rabbit said dumbfoundedly.

"Pink?" Steward Liu was confused. Look up at the sky...

It's normal, where it's pink and where it's red.

"Pink, shiny, today's sky. Yutu added.

"Lord Jade Rabbit, the little one is born blind, and he is not sensitive to color, so he does not dare to make assertions. Steward Liu replied properly.

This Steward Liu is indeed clever, and in the face of this kind of question of "pointing to a deer as a horse", he answered it perfectly.

Of course, Yutu didn't care about how Steward Liu would answer, and all the questions were just blurted out unconsciously. At this moment, the IQ of the Jade Rabbit is infinitely close to negative infinity. That's an excess of dopamine in the brain.

"Alright, you all stand down, it, stay. Jade Rabbit commanded.

"Okay, let's all step down, Brother Radish, you stay, it seems that Lord Jade Rabbit is very satisfied with you, you behave well, you must do your best to grow radishes all your life, don't let your adults down..."

"It's not a gopher, it's it, my Chow Chow brother!" Jade Rabbit interrupted.

"Chow Chow... "What kind of accent did you learn?" Steward Liu had a question mark in his head.

Zhao Xi: "You guys are still finished! can't you let me be a human being for a while!"

Xiao Nan, Xiao Nan's heart lit up with red alert at this moment, it was a kind of premonition that the meat that was originally in her mouth was forcibly pried open and tried to be snatched away.

"Brother, let's go. My illness is gone. Xiao Nan hugged Liang Liang and turned her head and left.

Liang Liang was the same as Steward Liu and Zhao Xi, the same stunned, "Xiao Nan, Hey, Xiao Nan, really go, what do you mean?"

Xiao Nan didn't answer.

Liang Liang was helpless, so he had to jump out of Xiao Nan's arms.

So, Yutu, Liang Liang, and Xiao Nan stood in a straight line.

Liang Liang, in the middle of the line, the jade rabbit and the little girl each stood at one end.

"Brother..."Xiao Nan's eyebrows were full of tears, "With her without me, with me without her, you choose!"

The Jade Rabbit is also full of gunpowder: "Dare to rob a man with this princess, don't you want to live?"

Liang Liang: ...... Look at Xiao Nan not far from the left, and then look at the jade rabbit not far from the right, "What is this!"

Zhao Xi and Steward Liu flashed to the side with interest. Suddenly, it seemed to understand something.

Liang Liang saw that the expressions of the two sides were wrong, and he still had the desire to survive.

Careful organizational language: "No, Xiaonan, what is she without me, with me without her, dare to ask, who is she?"

"Hmph," Xiao Nan snorted coldly, "The rotten peach blossoms you provoked, you can't see it blindly?"

Without waiting for Liang Liang to respond, Xiao Nan continued to mock and said: "You once lied to me and said that the pet skill given to me is not only the stars, but also a charm, in the end, it turned out to be your flirtatious skill to charm other women?

"No... No, the charm skill has not been unlocked," Liang Liang was sluggish, and he could wake up a little at this time, "No, no, you don't want to say, this white rabbit... Have you taken a fancy to me?"

...

Liang Liang is in the form of a dog, so while Wangwang, he communicates with Xiao Nan, Yutu knows that they are talking to each other, but he can't understand the dog's barking, and he is very annoyed...

So he interrupted: "Brother Chow Chow, I know you can understand people's words," Yutu suddenly changed into a Cantonese accent, "To tell you the truth, this princess has taken a fancy to you, love at first sight, are you willing to be my prince?

The sound of the jade rabbit is crisp and sweet, like the sound of taking a bite of a fresh and crisp carrot. It's just, with this accent, uh... It's a bit of a joke...

Steward Liu was even more shocked to salivate, and his chin was afraid that he couldn't close it for ten days and half a month, where had he ever seen the jade rabbit that had always been fierce and cannibalistic at every turn used this kind of tone. Moreover, if a rabbit falls in love with a dog, or is it love at first sight, can it be a little more shocking?

Groundhog Zhao Xi. Zhao Xi's admiration for Liang Liang in his heart at this time is like a surging stream of water, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control, "Little Brother Liang, admire and admire, this amazing charm of killing people and beasts is really high and unclimbable." ”

Although Steward Liu and Zhao Xi had their own moods, they invariably glanced at each other, nodded at the same time, and then exited the back garden.

The battlefield is left to the three parties.

It doesn't matter what turnip is or isn't!

...

Liang Liang was sandwiched in the middle, not knowing what to do. When he was on Earth, he was always the only one who pursued others and was rejected, where was the honor of being favored by two girls at the same time, and he was really not good at dealing with this kind of proposition.

"Hey, I still like to be dealt a good person card, and at most I will be a little crit on my soul... At least not life-threatening. Liang Liang said in his heart.

"Hey, what's your name?" As long as Yutu doesn't talk to Liang Liang, his accent is much more normal, and he always has a tone that can't be sold by being aloof and cold.

I don't know if it's the same as Chang'e's stay for too long.

"I, Xie Xiaonan. What's your name?"

I don't know why, the two women suddenly talked to each other normally.

"Yu Ling'er. ”

"Why don't you take your father's last name?"

"You have to take care of it!"

But before he could say three sentences, he choked again.

Silent... Suddenly there was silence at the same time.

"Hey, Yu Ling'er!" Xiao Nan broke the silence.

"Figured it out, then get out, the door is over there, for the sake of my Chow Chow brother, spare your life." ”

Xiao Nan couldn't bear the anger, and she didn't even know her brother's name, so she dared to say that she was in love with him, which was really shameless, but she proposed: "Yu Ling'er, you can be small." ”

"Be small?" Yu Ling'er and Liang Liang repeated at the same time.