Chapter 7: A tsundere monkey
The morning fog is thick, and the sunshine in the forest always comes late.
Miao Miao, who had been meditating all night, slowly opened her eyes and her eyes fell on the bed. She frowned slightly, and after a while, she got up and walked over, pulled out the little macaque from the nest, and said with a smile: "Since you are awake, why do you have to pretend to be asleep?
"Let go! let go! shameless human!"
The macaque struggled and cried out, "How can Uncle Ben's neck be touched by a mere mortal?!"
"Oh, what's the benefit? Where's your home?"
Miao Miao lifted the macaque up, approached its face, and smiled more and more kindly, "Can you speak people? Your intelligence is very high! If I peel you and stew you with cramps, my cultivation will increase a lot, right?"
"You, you! Don't, don't be joking! Uncle Ben is iron-skinned and copper-bone, I'm afraid you won't be able to bite it!"
The macaque was frightened in his eyes, but he did not give up in his mouth. The two short legs in the air kept kicking, and a slender curly tail also swept back and forth, and the body was trembling slightly.
"Let me tell you! Uncle Ben is not only the only child of the King of Yunshan, but also the king of the Jade Nest Forest! The spirits in this forest will listen to me! As long as Uncle Ben gives an order, he will immediately call you to drown in the ashes, die without organs, and die so that all seven holes bleed, and you will die blind!"
"Poof!"
Miao Miao laughed, stretched out her hand and flicked it on the macaque's head, and said, "What kind of mess is this? How can you monkey learn to speak, and you can't learn well...... But you're good, it's changed beyond recognition. ”
Putting the macaque down, despite its struggles, after examining the wound, he nodded, "Your recovery is really good, it's only been one night, and the injury is almost as good as it gets...... Well, what about the belly? ”
He put his hand on the belly of the little monkey and touched it, and laughed, "My stomach is deflated, are you hungry?"
"Bastard rascal!"
The macaque's face turned red, jumped up, raised his head and pointed at Miao Miao and shouted: "Dirty human females, if you take advantage of the uncle, you will be responsible!
"Okay, Uncle Monkey, wait a minute, I'll get you something to eat. ”
Miao Miao smiled and turned around, only to think that this monkey was interesting. It's nice to have a talking creature with you in this lonely forest!
Don't care about the arrogance of the macaque, in Miao Miao's opinion, this is a cub, and a baby cares about it, isn't it in vain that he is more than 100 years old?
The river has a lot of aquatic products, and a little aura can attract countless fish and shrimp. Just now, Miao Miao came back from a lot of fish and shrimp, which is just right to make fish soup at this time. Senior Jiang gave her a lot of salt, she has already checked, it is all good salt, there are no impurities, and it must be extremely delicious when used to cook.
After the large fish that is almost one meter long is cut and washed, the head of the fish is cut into the stewed soup, and the rest is chopped and boiled. There is no soy sauce, but the seniors gave a jar of sauce, so I can barely make do with it.
Wild onions harvested from the forest have been transplanted. Nourished by the rain of the aura, coupled with Miao Miao's careful care, the wild onions grew extremely fast and vigorously. The planted wild garlic has also sprouted, and it has grown very well, and it is ready to eat. Pick some of them and use them to make fish.
I hunted a lot of animals before, and I also refined some oil, which is just right for frying fish at this time. After the fish head and fish pieces are fried until both sides are yellowed, the fish pieces are fished out, put them in a clay pot, add wild garlic, wild onions, dogwood, cooking wine, sauce and water, cover with a lid, simmer slowly over low heat, and when they come out of the pot, they can eat with a juice.
It's a pity that there is no sugar, otherwise it will taste better if you add a little sugar when collecting the juice.
Chop the antelope meat, add wild onion cooking wine and salt, close the tiger's mouth, and a crystal cute mutton meatball is ready. After the meatballs are boiled in water, they are removed, and the remaining soup cannot be wasted. Add the fried fish head to the water, simmer until the soup is white, then add the mutton soup and mutton meatballs, and then put in a little shiitake mushroom, and the freshness of the fish and sheep is all in this pot.
Miao Miao is a person who is good at cooking, even if the ingredients are scarce, but she can still make the food delicious. After processing the good fish, the shrimp are cleaned, part of it is boiled, part of it is used to squeeze the shrimp, a part of the shrimp is stewed with eggs, and then some are fried with wild tea in the mountains, which is not as good as Longjing shrimp, but it is quite wild and interesting.
Senior Jiang also gave a lot of rice, although it was brown rice, but it was still good for cooking porridge. Porridge is boiled in fresh soup with fish and sheep, plus some fish fillets, small wild vegetables, shiitake mushrooms, and a little salt to taste.
Miao Miao is busy and energetic. Xu was the reason for getting a lot of salt, and suddenly he felt that this day was no longer hard. Not to mention, she also picked up a talking monkey. Such a small guy knows how to scare people with pretenses, and it is also difficult to think about the situation before he came, right? If he is willing to stay, then he will have company.
Thinking of the days to come, a faint smile hung on the corner of her mouth.
"Miao Miao, as long as there are bonds, everywhere is home. ”
The elegant face of the senior brother seemed to appear in front of her, and this fetter made her wake up from her frustration.
Now, the voice is still in the ears, and people don't know where to go......
However, she will never be as lost as she is in the second life!
If she doesn't give up, if she doesn't give up, she will live well in this cruel world!
The change in mood is enormous. The haze that these days lose all seems to be dispelled with a little salt, a little sauce.
After working for a while, the food was ready, and he brought it to the house and said to the little macaque: "Now, I made fish fillet porridge for you, do you want to eat some?"
The little macaque tried hard to keep a straight face, clasped his hands, and said solemnly: "For the sake of your sincerity, Uncle Ben will eat some." If you don't come to serve, the king will be greatly rewarded. ”
Miao Miao was happy.
This monkey must have been in contact with people, otherwise where did he learn all these words?
Miao Miao beckoned while bringing the porridge to the table, "Don't pretend to be an uncle there, what king can be as depressed as you? If it weren't for me, my life would be gone! Come and eat!"
"You, you woman dare to offend Uncle Ben!"
The monkey screamed and pounced, but was slapped back by Miao Miao's backhand.
With a "bang", the macaque landed on the ground with a dull sound, and its screams followed, "You, you hit me?! You, you actually hit me?!
"Poof!"
Miao Miao sneered, took two steps forward to pick up the macaque, slapped it its buttocks, and said, "Don't worry, I'm also alone, you are also alone, I won't harm you, and you won't harm us, how about we be companions?"
"Phew, what ......are you waiting for?"
The macaque still wanted to say a few words, but after seeing Miao Miao's clear and bright eyes, the words softened when they came to their mouths.
"Hmph! Seeing that you are so begging for my sake, Uncle Ben will be reluctant to be friends with you! Also, you are a person, I am a monkey, but the difference is that I am not a monkey! I have many little ones, and I am the king!"
"Okay, king, eat. ”
Miao Miao hugged the macaque to the side of the desk and handed it the wooden spoon, "Oh, let's eat it." ”
The monkey was not afraid of meat and vegetarian food, so he picked up the spoon and ate it. The appearance of the roaring was obviously hungry. I also have to be careful and have already cooled the porridge, otherwise the little guy will not be scalded to death at this time?
He smiled and filled himself a bowl of soup, and after taking a sip, he squinted his eyes in satisfaction.
It's been a long time since I've experienced a salty taste!
It's so fresh!
The fish is big, the head is also big, and the soup is very thick. The meatballs are made of the fattest piece of meat in the abdomen of the antelope, which is not only rich in oil, but also delicate in meat quality, after being kneaded into the balls and boiled with the fish head, the mutton fat and the fresh fish collide softly, perfectly blended, and bloom on the taste buds with salty and sweet, fresh and mellow taste feast. After just one bite of the stomach, I felt that the world's leisure things are nothing more than this, and there is nothing more beautiful than this.
I ate another piece of fish, and the combination of the spicy flavor of the dogwood and the sauce was unexpectedly delicious.
Try the shrimp again......
Miao Miao felt that she had come to life!
Completely alive!
Sure enough, no matter how delicious things are, they are tasteless without salt decoration.
The little monkey on the side also let go of his hypocrisy and raised the bowl high, "I want to drink soup too, I want to drink soup too! I want to eat shrimp! Woman, serve me a bowl!"
Miao Miao touched its little head and said, "My name is Miao Miao, what's your name?"
The little macaque, who had just been happy, suddenly became depressed. However, it quickly bared its teeth again, and said viciously: "How can the name of this king be known by a mortal like you?!"
"Poof. ”
Miao Miao was amused by this tsundere imp again.
"I don't think you have a name, right? Well, after picking you up, my life has improved, but it's really an auspicious treasure. In this way, let's call it Duobao. ”
"Who wants this name?!"
The macaque put the bowl on the table, turned around, wagged his curly tail, and hummed in his mouth: "But for the sake of your attentive service, I will allow you to give me a nickname, uncle." ”
"Haha!"
Miao Miao laughed, only to think that this little monkey was very funny, just like a tsundere child. At the moment, the motherhood was furious, pulled the little monkey over, gestured up and down, and nodded, "Well, since it's the king, you have to have something to embellish, this is not good." Later, I will make you a garment, and I will make you a majestic collar, so that you will have the majesty of a king. ”
Duobao was overjoyed, turned around, and tried to tighten the corners of his mouth and said: "That's right! Serve well, I will have my own benefits for you in the future! By the way, the majestic collar should be bigger, Uncle Ben can grow fast, don't make it smaller! Oh, by the way, what is the collar? It doesn't matter, in short, it should be big, the bigger the better, the bigger the more majestic!"