Chapter 2: A blunt knife cuts meat
Chapter 2: A blunt knife cuts meat
Hurunur was easily accepted by the city of Tokyo, even if he didn't look like a Song at all, which didn't prevent him from becoming a Great Song Tokyoite named Hulu. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
He even obtained the household registration of Kaifeng County, and the person who guaranted him was the head of Kaifeng County, and the price was to marry the lame daughter of the head of Kaifeng County with 10,000 yuan as a bride price.
When everyone thought that the daughter of the chief bookkeeper was just an ornament, Hurunur did not hesitate to hand over the power of the family to this lame woman.
Not only that, but there were many beautiful maids in Hurunur's house, but he always lived in this lame woman's room for three days in a month, and he couldn't move.
Tie Xinyuan could imagine what kind of light a disabled woman who had suffered from everyone's eyes would burst out once she was trusted by her very strong husband and entrusted her whole family to her.
"My wife said, if you blackmail me again, she will go to the yamen of Kaifeng Mansion to beat the drum, please Kaifeng Mansion Yin help us get rid of your entanglement.
She also said, don't look at you as the Jincheng County of the Great Song Dynasty, as far as you abandon your fiefdom and flee to the Western Regions, you can't escape from the crime of disregarding the king's orders, and the beheading after being caught is light.
Now, it should be you who are afraid of the government, not me, the good people of the Great Song Dynasty. ”
Tie Xinyuan looked at the hideous tattoos on Hurunur's face and smiled bitterly: "I became a horse thief with a white face, and you, a horse thief with scars and tattoos on his face, have become a good citizen, is there anything more funny in this world?" ”
Hurunur laughed and said: "Marriage is the best way to integrate, after I came to Tokyo City, others were afraid of me, but when I was kicked out of the green building with a stick by my wife, others said that I had grown a majestic figure for nothing, and this terrible face burned by fire, and even, the flower arm on the street said that I had a tattoo on my face."
After that, no one was afraid of me, and some green skins came to my house to blackmail, which made me very happy.
Hahaha, and they can blackmail successfully every time, hahaha, the most ruthless one is the white-eyed biao of Zhugan Lane, he extorted seventy yuan from me at one time.
I have fulfilled all these unreasonable demands.
But, you are so ruthless this time, you ask me to take out 150,000 pieces of gold and silver as soon as you make a move, which is really too much.
For the sake of us being acquaintances, I put up with it, don't have a next time, the reason why I indulge those green skins to blackmail me is because I like the feeling of being whipped with a twig.
This will make my life better in the city of Tokyo.
But, a guy like you who cuts off his head with a sword, I'm going to resist!
If the two of us really go to war in the city of Tokyo, do you believe that Lao Tzu will burn this city on fire? ”
Hurunur may have been a little agitated when he said this, and his face was red, which made the weird tattoos on his face look particularly hideous.
Tie Xinyuan scratched his hair and said with a dry smile: "The last time, if I wanted to harm you, I would have sent you alive a long time ago." ”
Hurunur sat down and smiled bitterly: "This is my trouble, you also know that my father is a complete horse thief, if he is allowed to come to Tokyo City, it is no different from a mouse falling into a rice tank."
As long as I hand over the 5,000 parts in my hands to my father, my family will become the biggest thief in Tokyo in three or five years.
It's boring, I just want to enjoy my life quietly, and I don't plan to continue to live like the fireworks I did the other night.
So, it's better for you to let my dad die quietly, that kind of silence, it's better to die in a sweet dream, if you don't have that poison, I still have some dead leaves and butterflies here...... In addition, if I can send his old man's ashes over, I would like to give you another hundred catties of gold. ”
Tie Xinyuan looked at Hu Runur in surprise and said, "You want to be able to really have a Qingming Festival......
Hurunur looked up to the sky and sighed: "The biggest problem of the Song people is that everything requires a foundation.
My family does not have a grave in the city of Tokyo, so people will not recognize us as Tokyoite, and only by burying my father's ashes here can it be said that our Hulu family has lived here for two generations.
Recently, I am working hard with my wife to give birth to the third generation as soon as possible, so that my son will even be eligible to participate in the Great Song Science Examination! ”
Tie Xinyuan rubbed his numb face twice, nodded and said: "Actually, in a few days, you can build a gorgeous mausoleum to spend the Qingming Festival well, I will send a message back to let people kill your father, and use the fastest speed not to delay your Qingming Festival." ”
"In that case, please. I have paid for the gold and silver you want, and I hope this is the last time you and I will see each other, after all, good people and horse thieves cannot have too much association. ”
Hurunur got into an extremely gorgeous carriage from the inner courtyard and left, and when he left, a woman's face appeared on the window of the car, and she looked okay, but her eyes were very cold, and it seemed that this woman was the lame wife that Hurunur had married.
This is also the most loyal person in the world to Hurunur...... It will be very troublesome to move Hurunur again in the future, after all, he has really become a Great Song man who is protected by the "Song Criminal System".
In the city of Tokyo, the most capable people are not the princes and ministers, but the county titles, the chief bookkeepers, and other minor officials.
They have been the lowest officials in the city for generations, and they have become one with the city, and they are inseparable from each other.
Some people say that Hurunur is a scumbag, and Tie Xinyuan will definitely slap him in the face.
It is certain that he will become a significant rich man in Tokyo City, and even in the Great Song Dynasty, as long as he is given a few more years to precipitate and accumulate, when everyone is no longer surprised that he has a different appearance from others in the Western Regions, he can do a lot of things.
When he constantly intermarries and makes his children and grandchildren look like others, a large family will really grow, so that it will truly take root in this rich land, and eventually grow into a towering giant tree.
He may really be tired of the wind and sand and barren land of the Western Regions, and the reason why he left the Western Regions is not necessarily because he is afraid of the Iron Heart Source, but a strategy, a big strategy to shift the direction of the family's development!
"It's really surprising that this loser would have such a side, when Lao Tzu entered his house, he was so scared that he was about to pee his pants."
Meng Yuan touched his short hair and said thoughtfully.
"When she's about to pee her pants, God knows how many feathered arrows are aimed at you, you don't feel it, do you?"
"Oh, of course, but it's all behind another wall, and I'm sure I'll kill this loser before they can fire their arrows."
Meng Yuanzhi said disdainfully.
"You are a good martial artist, no one can escape you at close range, the question is, you know that you can take out Hurunur in a short distance, the question is does that guy know that you have this ability?
What if someone has a high level of force and strikes later?
Your life is worth much more than some bullshit Hurunur, and we will lose a lot of money in exchange for a life. ”
Meng Yuanzhi laughed and said: "I like you to say that Lao Tzu's life is worth more than other people's lives, although it is a fact, every time Lao Tzu sounds warm in his heart."
Don't forget, Rahman's feathered arrows are aimed at him from a distance, he doesn't know how high my martial arts are, but he knows that Rahman is a condor archer.
On the day of the courtship, Rahman shot down someone else's feathered arrow with a feather arrow, and this kind of story has long been spread throughout Tokyo.
Not to mention these little things, how did you find the matchmaker? ”
Tie Xinyuan shook his head and said, "All of them are as slippery as thousand-year-old yellow eels, including my grandfather's family.
They knew that it was not good to refuse me, so they simply came behind closed doors and disappeared, as for Xia Wei went to the Yongxing Army in Shuzhong.
Now, the only people who can be counted on are Ouyang Xiu and Bao Zheng!
The most reliable is actually only Bao Zheng, and only he will help us regardless of his reputation, Ouyang Xiu is too high, he can't do this kind of thing at all. ”
Meng Yuanzhi smiled bitterly: "This is in line with the character of the official family, and cutting meat with a blunt knife is what he is best at."
He agreed to the matter of the family, and the money was collected, if we can't find a suitable matchmaker, we can't do the gift of three matches and six certificates, which is a great disrespect to the royal family, and it is also a manifestation of our weakness.
The emperor always puts himself in a good position to attack and retreat.
I even think that the reason why the Wang family didn't help with this is probably because the emperor secretly instructed it. ”
Tie Xinyuan said with a smile: "The Wang family doesn't see me, I know what they mean, although my grandfather is cowardly by nature, but he is not a ruthless and unrighteous person, the reason why he refuses, first, we are not justified now, don't forget, the king of Khotan is Wei Chiwen, not Tie Xinyuan!"
Second, the Wang family was very dissatisfied with me when I left the Western Regions without notifying them in advance, and the most dissatisfied thing for the Wang family was that when my mother was leaving, she handed over the family business to Tiedan, and the princess supervised it, and did not hand it over to the Wang family.
Therefore, the resentment is very deep, and the children of the Wang family who were originally going to be sent to the Western Regions did not make the trip, and the reason is in this place. ”
Meng Yuanzhi frowned and said, "In that case, we can't go to the matchmaker, right?" No matchmaker dared to knock on the door of the palace and ask if there was a girl of the right age who was ready to get married. ”
Tie Xinyuan said with a smile: "Why don't you understand that Lao Bao has nothing to do these days, he swaggers in an ox cart to swagger in the market, and this is specifically waiting for me to come to the door to beg him." ”
"Also a commission from the Emperor?"
Tie Xinyuan sighed and said: "The emperor doesn't take those money very seriously, the reason why I asked me to find Bao Zheng, God knows what other conditions to be raised."
What I'm most worried about is that the army of the Southern Expedition has returned, Di Qing, Yang Huaiyu and other fierce generals have also returned, the emperor has been thinking about it all these years, and the great victory of the Southern Expedition has made him see the hope of the revitalization of the Great Song Dynasty's armaments, maybe he has already selected the target of the move, and is ready to continue training. (To be continued.) )