Chapter 347: Aunt Huang pretended to be dead

Seeing Zuo Laocai coming out, Aunt Huang immediately got off the donkey, rushed to the front, and pointed at Zuo Laocai's nose and scolded!

If you want to scold people, Aunt Huang is definitely not worse than Aunt Zuo, and she is even better.

Aunt Huang scolded with foam and mouth, first scolded Zuo Laocai for being stinky and shameless, and then scolded Zuo Laocai's whole family for dying, and then scolded the eighteenth generation ancestors of Zuo Laocai's family, jumping and scolding.

Zuo Laocai was scolded and angry, he lived for dozens of years, and he had never been scolded like this, and he was scolded by pointing his nose to his face.

He felt the same way now as Huang Laocai was kicked out of his house just now, he was shocked, and he couldn't believe that such a thing could happen to him in the world.

At this time, Aunt Zuo also ran out of the door, she rushed to the front of Zuo Laocai, and began to scold Aunt Huang, and she also scolded with her feet.

Things are a bit out of Mrs. Huang's plan in advance, the people of the Zuo family did not beat the rich man Huang or beat her, but they can't take the initiative to beat the people of the Zuo family, because of this kind of thing, whoever does it first ignores it, in case it doesn't do well, as a result, the Huang family becomes the defendant and the Zuo family becomes the plaintiff, isn't that bad, even if the Huang family has someone in the yamen, the plaintiff and the defendant still have a clear score.

However, the people of the Zuo family said that they would not do anything, Zuo Laocai just stared at the yellow rich man angrily next to him, and the yellow rich man could only stare back angrily, and neither of the two old men did it first.

As for the mutual saliva between Aunt Huang and Aunt Zuo, it was also dry and thundering, no rain, no substantial progress, and they didn't do anything to each other, pulling their hair and slapping each other, this kind of thing didn't happen.

They scolded here, all the people in Xiaozuo Village ran out, gathered around to see the excitement, hundreds of people from the whole village all rushed over, all crowded at the front door of the Zuo family's house, just like the usual temple fair to watch the monkey, the people in the village all looked elated, and even some people stomped their feet and applauded, encouraging Huang Damiang and Zuo Damiang to scold more excitingly.

If a broken porcelain bowl is placed in front of Aunt Huang and Aunt Zuo at this time, then it is estimated that a lot of copper plates will be thrown into it, which can be regarded as a reward for them.

Just when there was a lot of trouble, someone outside the crowd shouted: "Oh, don't you make any more noise, it's not a shame, we are both people with heads and faces, what can't we talk about in the yard?" Why are you so noisy in front of the gate? ”

Everyone turned their heads together, and saw that it was the third son of the Zuo family, that is, the son who is now the chief.

The villagers hurriedly made way for him, let Zuo Lichang enter the crowd, and ran to the middle of Huang Damiang and Zuo Damiang.

Zuo Li shouted: "Don't scold, don't scold, no matter what happens, don't be embarrassed at the door, go into the yard immediately, enter the yard, enter the yard, go inside!" ”

Zuo Lichang is the most promising person in the Zuo family, he still listens to Zuo Laocai and Zuo Auntie, Zuo Auntie really stopped scolding, turned around and wanted to enter the yard.

Zuo Laocai felt a little embarrassed just now, after all, the Zuo family still has a very good reputation in Xiaozuo Village, but such an ugly thing is really shameless, which is equivalent to letting the whole village watch a joke for free.

But the people of the Zuo family listen to Zuo Lichang, but the people of the Huang family may not listen, and why should the people of the Huang family listen to the Zuo family? They are here to trouble the Zuo family!

Aunt Huang was not discouraged, holding a rolling pin in her hand, pointing to her head on the left, she shouted and scolded: "Who are you?" The old lady doesn't recognize you, if you let us enter the yard, we will enter the yard, you must have some kind of bad intentions, want to trick us all into your house, and then kill us all, the old lady has already seen through your sinister intentions, and the old lady will not go in! ”

Huang Caizhu nodded hurriedly and said, "If you don't go in, we won't go in, if there is anything to say at this door, let the old folks give a comment!" ”

Anyway, they quarreled at the gate of the Zuo family, and the people who watched the excitement were all villagers of the Zuo family, and the people of the Zuo family cared about this kind of thing, but what did the people of their Huang family care about?

Aunt Huang scolded like this, but she scolded Zuo Lichang with a big red face, and Zuo Lichang said: "Aunt Huang, why don't you recognize me?" I'm the third child of the Zuo family, I'm talking about what I'm doing to you, why am I going to kill you all, where does this start? Our two families are relatives, not enemies! ”

Of course, Zuo Lichang will not be as knowledgeable as Huang Damiang, but Zuo Damiang is angry, he will be like Huang Damiang.

Aunt Zuo shouted: "You dare to scold my son, you dead wife, you dare to scold my son!" ”

For Aunt Zuo, scolding his third son is more serious than scolding her own husband Zuo Laocai, and she really can't help but take action!

Lady Zuo rushed forward, snatched the rolling pin from Aunt Huang's hand, and then waved the rolling pin and hit Aunt Huang's head.

So Aunt Huang was hit the head, and she was also beaten in the face!

This is completely different from Aunt Huang's plan, her plan is that the rich man Huang will be beaten, but now it has become her own beating.

However, Aunt Huang is also a quick reaction, after she received this rolling pin on her head, her head was really painful, she closed her eyes, immediately fell to the ground, kicked her legs, and then lay straight and still, as if she was beaten to death by a stick.

Now the pot has exploded, and the rich man Huang shouted: "Kill people, kill people, kill people, people from the Zuo family beat people to death!" ”

He hurriedly pounced and hugged Mrs. Huang, because Mrs. Huang's performance was too realistic, so he couldn't be sure if Mrs. Huang had an accident, if she was really killed, it would be terrible.

Aunt Huang opened her eyes slightly and winked at him, and then closed her eyes again, so that the rich man Huang was relieved.

The rich man put Huang Damiang on the ground, and then shouted: "Murder, fathers and fellow villagers, you are all witnesses, you have seen the people of the Zuo family kill people!" ”

The villagers are all watching the excitement, not afraid of big things, the bigger the more lively, the bigger the better, they all shouted together: "Kill people, kill people, this old woman was beaten to death by Aunt Zuo!" ”

However, the villagers also saw that Aunt Huang was pretending to be dead, and it was very common to quarrel and pretend to be dead, maybe she would think it was too cold on the ground for a while, and she would have to get up!

But the parties don't think so, Aunt Zuo was stunned at this time, she never thought that she could beat Aunt Huang to death with a stick, she didn't make much effort just now, let alone killed, even if she was not even injured!

She hurriedly threw away the rolling pin, and then also pounced on Aunt Huang, shouting, "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, are you okay?" I didn't mean to! ”

If it is hit by a stick somewhere else, then the injury can be seen, such as hitting the arm and leg or something, but if it hits the head, the injury is not easy to see, as long as Aunt Huang pretends to be like, then it will look very serious!

Huang Caizhu shouted: "Report to the official, report to the official, report to the official immediately, let's go into the city to fight the lawsuit, this matter can't be finished!" ”