Chapter 191: Affection and Sex
If there is a list of the top ten villains now, then Han Yi must be at the top, there is no doubt about it.
A moment ago, everyone was still asking for a little more performance, at least let us know whether Xiong Fei and Cui Jingjing's elopement was successful.
It's good for you, it's just the end of today, we endured it, we're used to it anyway, but not only do you end today, but you also let us wait for another three days, aren't you looking for a fight?
Of course, Han Yi knew that he would be beaten, but he would rather be smashed with money than being hit in the face by rotten eggs, which is a kind of happiness for a boss who has been losing money for several days in a row.
After everyone vented, Han Yi stood up and explained, of course the explanation is very simple, that is, it has not been rehearsed yet, and you can't act if you want me to act, and even took out that old-fashioned line, a quarter of an hour on stage, ten years of work off the stage, and I have to repair the tables and chairs, decorate them, and strive to accommodate more people to watch and give the audience a comfortable experience.
That's why, you can see what you do.
Although the audience is unwilling, they are helpless to take Han Yi, who said that only Han Yi knows the drama in the world today, so he can only scold a few words, vent and vent, and then leave with the curse that Han Yi has no little cock.
"Whew!"
Han Yi saw that the audience was leaving the venue one after another, wiped his sweat, let out a sigh, came to the stage, and suddenly saw Brother Xiong and Xiao Ye each holding a round stool, and exclaimed, "What are you two doing?" ”
Brother Xiong was stunned and said, "Isn't it the eldest brother that you said you want to play a game with us?" ”
"Ugh."
Han Yi wiped a cold sweat, I asked you to take something out of your body, but I didn't let you copy the guy, fortunately, those guests were not like you, otherwise would I still have my life, this kind of thing is too unsafe. In the future, it is better to do less, and he only waved his hand depressedly and said: "Put it down, put it down, the game is over, you two go up and clean up." ”
Brother Xiong and Ono were all stunned, this was not their job.
Ono jumped to his feet. When he looked at the stage, he immediately reacted, snickered a few times, and pulled the still stunned little fat to go up.
"These two little ones!"
Han Yi shook his head, and suddenly a piece of jade pendant stretched out in front of him, and this professionalism suddenly came out, "Wow! It's so beautiful! ”
In terms of appreciating jade, he thinks it is a professional level, and today's jade pendants are all handmade. Much better than those made by machinery in later generations.
"Do you want it?"
"Yes."
Han Yigang said a word, suddenly stunned, turned his head to look to the side, only to see Yang Feixue looking at him with a smile, suddenly came to his senses, and coughed lightly: "I don't have the interest in asking for manpower yet." ”
"What manpower?"
Yang Feixue was stunned.
Han Yi said: "Your hands, I mean your hands are very beautiful. ”
Yang Feixue was stunned: "My hand? Isn't it a jade pendant? ”
Han Yi smiled and said, "The jade pendant is not bad, but it is in your hand." It seems to be dull and dull, and there is a way to refer to it as the root of an onion. White as jade, not good jade, better than good jade. ”
Yang Feixue heard a blush on her face, and said, "Nonsense." ”
"I Han Yi will not lie to you!" Han Yi smiled and said, "This flower also needs green leaves to set off the drops, if you don't believe it, you can try it in my hands." If it were in my hand, it would definitely look a lot better. ”
As he spoke, he held out his hand.
Yang Feixue was stunned by him, and was about to put the jade pendant in his hand, but he reacted halfway through his hand and hurriedly retracted it. "Humph! You're so cunning that you almost cheated you. ”
Han Yi was a little regretful, and said: "What a lie, don't say it so ugly, no, I'm just proving that I didn't lie to you, your hands are indeed better than this jade pendant." ”
Who doesn't like to hear good words. Yang Feixue snorted lightly, but there was a bit of joy in her eyes, and suddenly, her eyes opened, and a pair of white little hands covered her small mouth, making an "ah" sound.
"What's your name?"
As soon as he said this, he suddenly felt a strong pressure coming from behind him, and before he could turn around, a large hand suddenly wrapped around his neck. I heard a deep voice, "Han Yi." ”
Han Yi turned his head suddenly, only to see a tall and fierce man appear beside him, with a gloomy face, his eyes were red and swollen, and he exclaimed, "Yuan Gongzi? ”
"Your wife looks pretty good?"
Although Yuan Liehu was holding Han Yi, his eyes were looking at Yang Feixue, and he was a little frivolous.
"Huh? Ahem, ahem! ”
Han Yi was suddenly stupid.
Yang Feixue is also a master who is not afraid of the sky and the earth, and immediately glared at Yuan Liehu and said, "You bastard is talking nonsense. ”
Yuan Liehu said: "It's quite rude, I like it." ”
Fortunately, it wasn't my wife, if it were my wife, you would give me a reason not to look for you desperately. Han Yi scolded secretly in his heart, and hurriedly explained: "Yuan Gongzi, she is not my wife, she is your relative. ”
Yuan Liehu was stunned and said, "My relative? ”
Yang Feixue snorted: "Han Yi, don't talk nonsense, how can I have such shameless relatives." ”
Han Yi said bitterly: "It's true." As he spoke, he pointed to Yang Feixue and said, "Yuan Gongzi, this is Xiao Meng's cousin, the eight thousand gold of Yang Sanye, the assassin of Yangzhou." Saying that, he said to Yang Feixue again: "Miss Yang, this is Yuan Gongzi and Xiao Meng's cousin." ”
Yang Feixue was surprised: "You are Yuan Liehu?" ”
Yuan Liehu said proudly: "It seems that you have heard of my name. ”
Yang Feixue said disdainfully: "I can't imagine that you are so shameless, and Xiaomeng still says how powerful you are." ”
“!” Yuan Liehu sweated profusely, coughed lightly, and said cheekily: "It turns out that Uncle Yang's daughter, by the way, how about Zhanfei's stinky boy?" I wasn't bullied in Yangzhou. ”
Yang Feixue said: "You are a stinky boy, if you dare to humiliate my second brother again, I will be unkind to you." ”
Yuan Liehu said with interest: "Really? I'd love to see how you're going to be unkind to me. ”
Han Yi sounds a little weird, isn't this a teasing? It's all said to be relatives, and you're still flirting?
Yang Feixue's man's heart popped up, and he flew up and kicked it.
Yuan Liehu pressed down slightly with one palm, easily blocking it.
This was obviously a kick in his palm, but Yang Feixue felt that he was kicking on an iron plate. There was a pain in his toes, but he didn't snort, and the silver teeth clenched and glared at Yuan Liehu.
Yuan Liehu laughed and said: "Yes, yes, quite a bit of Yang Da's demeanor, compared to your second brother." It's much stronger, your second brother saw me when he was in Chang'an, but he had to go around the road. ”
Yang Feixue knew that she couldn't beat it, but she was not afraid at all and said: "You brag, my second brother is honest and brave, how can he be afraid of a shameless person like you." ”
"Sister Yang, do you want me to help you?"
I don't know when, Ono came back, but they came to Chang'an from Yangzhou together, and the relationship is naturally very good. This Xiao Ye had a moment of chivalry, and when he saw Yang Feixue being bullied, how could he not come forward.
Han Yi hurriedly said, "Ono." ”
Yuan Liehu looked at Xiao Ye, with a bit of appreciation, and said expectantly: "This kid is quite appetizing to me, how about we have a good fight another day?" ”
Ono snorted: "Fight, fight, I'm not afraid of you." ”
"It's a deal."
Yuan Liehu smiled, and said to Yang Feixue: "Is Zhanfei here?" If you come, say hello to him on my behalf. As he spoke, he hugged Han Yi's arm and pressed slightly. said: "Han Yi, take a step to speak." ”
said that he didn't give Han Yi a chance to refuse, and forcibly hugged Han Yi and walked to the side, but he was really tall and strong, and Han Yi was powerless to resist at all.
"Brother Han."
Ono stepped forward.
Han Yi said: "It's okay. You guys wait here, and I'll go talk with Yuan Gongzi first. ”
Yuan Liehu pulled Han Yi to a no-man's corner, but he didn't say a word, staring at Han Yi.
Han Yi was so cautious that this guy looked at him and said, "I don't know if Yuan Gongzi called me." What's the point? ”
Yuan Liehu said affectionately: "Look at my eyes. ”
He won't want to call me, will he? Han Yi suddenly got goosebumps, glanced at Yuan Liehu's eyes slightly, and gave a thumbs up, "This is a pair of tiger eyes." ”
Yuan Liehu coughed lightly and said, "I know this, but I'm not letting you see this, my eyes are not red and swollen." ”
"Well, a little."
"Do you know why this is happening?"
"I don't understand."
"It's all crying just now."
"Huh?"
Han Yi was stunned, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he praised with a clear conscience: "Yuan Gongzi is really a person who is very affectionate." "But I said in my heart, there is a mistake, you are such a big person, you can cry like this when you watch a romance movie?
"Really?"
Han Yi casually said a perfunctory word, but it made Yuan Liehu happy in his heart, it was not easy, and he finally found a confidant.
Han Yi hadn't dealt with Yuan Liehu before, so he didn't understand it at all, but he seemed to be very happy when he saw him, and hurriedly said: "Of course, although men don't flick when they have tears, but that's just before they are sad, although there are many heroes and heroes in the world, but people who can cry so freely like Yuan Gongzi are really rare, Yuan Gongzi is definitely a hero among people." ”
Yuan Liehu's moved eyes turned red, and he seemed to be about to cry, he was really affectionate, patted Han Yi's shoulder, and said gently: "I didn't scare you." ”
Depend on! This guy is a psychopath, it's the first time in my life that someone believes such a lie, it's really weird. Han Yi shook his head and said, "How come? How could someone as kind as Yuan Gongzi scare me. ”
"It's really the parents of the one who gave birth to me, and Han Yiye, the one who knows me."
Yuan Liehu was completely moved.
Although Han Yi was fooling, he didn't understand the situation at all, and said, "I don't know what Yuan Gongzi has to tell me?" ”
"It's too much to order."
Yuan Liehu smiled, his tone improved a lot, and he said in a low voice: "It's just--I'm just asking you, did this Xiong Fei and Cui Jingjing elope successfully?" ”
MD, Dare is here to spoil me, it's despicable. Han Yi sneered: "I don't know this either. ”
"You don't know?"
Yuan Liehu said: "Isn't this "White Life and Death Love" from you? ”
"It's my own hand." Han Yi nodded, and said, "But Yuan Gongzi knows, I've always been a person who demands excellence in doing things. ”
"Don't talk about that." Yuan Liehu rudely interrupted Han Yi's words.
Depend on! Your mother, Lao Tzu praised you, you didn't say a word, I only praised myself, you are impatient, being a man is not like this. Han Yi's heart was full of contempt, but there was no way, he was a son, he was nothing, and said: "I also conceive the plot according to the reactions of the audience while acting, and this plot can be changed at any time, oh, this is why I stopped acting for three days." ”
Yuan Liehu said: "I don't care about this, in short, Xiong Fei and Cui Jingjing must elope successfully, oh, and succeed forever." ”
Eternal success? Han Yi was puzzled: "Why?" ”
"It's not because of Cui."
Yuan Liehu stopped suddenly, damn, he almost leaked his mouth again, and said: "You don't care about this, anyway, you must elope successfully, otherwise, don't blame me for not seeing mercy." ”
Threaten me? If you tell me in a good voice, I won't let them succeed. Han Yi cried and said, "I can't be the master!" ”
Yuan Liehu said: "Why can't you be the master?" ”
Han Yi wanted to speak and stopped, and muttered a few times before he said, "Yuan Gongzi, you are so smart, you must know." ”
Yuan Liehu squinted, pondered for a moment, and said, "You mean Uncle Guo?" ”
Han Yi hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I didn't say anything." ”
Yuan Liehu frowned and said, "If it is Uncle Guo, it will definitely not succeed." ”
Why?
Han Yi asked silently in his heart.
Yuan Liehu said to Han Yi again: "Han Yi, you are also a man, don't be afraid of being strong, you have to come according to your own ideas, you know?" ”
What you said is light, if you have the ability to ask the eldest grandson Wuji to speak, then I will definitely change it, there is no suspense. Han Yi shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”
Yuan Liehu rolled his eyes, and suddenly scratched his head hard, "Oh, I'm really going crazy, it's all my fault, it's not good to say anything, it's just - oops, how can it be good down there." ”
He didn't care about Han Yi as he spoke, knocking on his head and walking towards the door.
Han Yi looked at Yuan Liehu's back blankly, what the hell is going on?
"What about him?"
Yang Feixue walked over, looked at Yuan Liehu and said curiously.
Han Yi shook his head blankly, "I don't know, but according to what he said, he should be crazy." ”
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