Chapter 165: Siege Warfare Turns into Curse Battle
I saw Ye Feng walk to the first basket, grab a handful of pebbles the size of a ping-pong ball from inside, and wave his hand to throw it at the people below.
These people were caught off guard, they were smashed with a big bag, and their arms and legs were also bruised and purple, so they were not embarrassed.
Feed! The man above has the ability to come down and fight us, what kind of man is throwing stones on it! A man held a large bag full of head with his left hand and a stone axe in the other, and flew the stones that struck him one by one.
"Yo, you're pretty good!" Ye Feng didn't feel annoyed by his words, but smiled with a smile, picked up a large handful of stones in both hands, and threw them towards the man.
"Crackling!" Even though he danced the stone axe in his hand like a helicopter propeller, he still couldn't resist the falling stones like a shower.
Immediately, ten fingers fell on him, and there were a few more bruises on his body.
Ye Feng's one is indeed ruthless enough, don't look at the size of the ping-pong ball, but when it hits his head, the pain is only clear to the person concerned.
Seeing those people deflated, Ye Feng was overjoyed, turned his head to the soldiers and said, "Brothers, throw all the things in those baskets to me, and kill this turtle grandson!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the speed of throwing stones in his hand sped up a few points.
When the warriors heard this, they cheered and threw the contents of the remaining baskets out.
For a time, stinky bird eggs, rotten bones, rotten meat, and I don't know who replaced them, stinky animal skin skirts...... In short, everything that makes people disgusting, like fallen leaves in autumn, rush to drown these people. ,
The unluckiest and luckiest of all was the man with the sharp-beaked monkey's cheeks, who heard that Shakespeare, who was the first to kill the heart, would be promised the best woman in the tribe and rush to the front.
Luckily he dodged the arrow, and then bad luck followed.
He rushed to the bottom of the city wall, and before he could catch his breath, he saw someone climbing the city wall, and for fear that they would rob him of his credit, he hurriedly climbed up.
During this time, people kept falling, and he himself climbed steadily, and when he was triumphant, his foot slipped and he also fell.
At this point, he was halfway up and four meters above the ground, almost breaking his bones.
Depressed, he had no choice but to follow his people to take a ladder, but he was lightly stabbed with a spear by a young man on the city wall, and he fell to the ground again.
Before he could recover, the stones of the Heavenly Maiden scattered flowers came one after another, and you crackled and beat him, and one of them fell on his lips, and his lips cracked instantly, and red blood flowed into his mouth.
He quickly spat out the blood from his mouth and saw his two front teeth again.
Without front teeth, how could he gnaw on the delicious human flesh on his bones, he was about to have a seizure, and those miscellaneous things smashed him in the face.
Completely enraged, he opened his already cracked mouth, and was about to curse, when he felt a warm, fishy-smelling liquid pour over his head, down his cheeks, and into his mouth.
He looked up and saw a warrior from the Star-Moon Tribe who had just lowered his animal skin skirt.
When the warrior saw him looking at him, he smiled brightly at him and waved his hand in respect.
"Gross!" Seeing the Xingyue Tribe warrior put down the beast skin skirt, he instantly knew what this warm liquid was, and he couldn't help but retch.
After vomiting for a while, he recovered, and when he saw that there was nothing coming down from above, he hurriedly scolded his heartfelt words: "You*%#!" @%¥…… Target! If there's something below, hurry up and go head-to-head with me, otherwise, all of them are men without ***! ”
Since ancient times, men have been able to endure all kinds of foul language, but this is the only thing that cannot be endured, let alone these young and vigorous warriors.
I saw that the soldiers heard his cynicism, and they were instantly angry, and one of the soldiers was the most angry, and he also scolded: "You have that thing, why don't you come up, as long as you come up, I will definitely fight with you!" ”
"You didn't have a child, I can go up, but you can't throw things!"
"Do you have * in your head? This is our tribe, I can throw anything I want to hear, what does it matter to you! ”
"You have a brain*, your future children will have a brain*, and your future generations of children will have a **!"
"You just said give it a try, you man-eating beast!"
"What's wrong with eating people, how did you become a beast, human flesh is delicious, obviously you are too stupid to eat it!"
When the warriors on the city wall heard this, they jumped to their feet in anger and reached out to the basket, but found it empty.
Angry, he couldn't take care of it anymore, so he directly picked up that basket and smashed it at the sharp-beaked monkey cheek who looked extremely obscene.
The man dodged lightly, and said to the warrior, "What are you doing, you can't find a curse?" ”
Only two people started a boring scolding war.
Seeing his people being so "abused", Shakespeare was so angry that his teeth chattered and trembled uncontrollably, but he had no choice but to jump straight on the spot.
Inadvertently, his gaze inadvertently swept over a small tree, and I had a flash of inspiration and shouted at his people, "Give me all back!" ”
If this sentence had been left behind, they would have questioned it, but now, they pressed their proud heads to the ground and rubbed back and forth.
So, these people were like horsemen galloping on horseback, hula and ran back, just said that they were avenging their people, but now, they have forgotten about it, and when they pass by the corpses of their own people, they don't think about it.
"Chief, we really can't climb up, what should we do!"
"Yes, chief, not only can't we climb up, we can't win by scolding, especially the young man, who is especially capable of scolding, and says things we don't understand."
"Tell me something, maybe I can understand it!"
"I bought a watch last year, what a watch, a stopwatch, for your mother, for you, how can you, moved, don't use." As soon as he finished speaking, he looked at the man and said, "What does this mean, do you understand?" ”
The man shook his head and said, "I don't know, I don't understand at all!" ”
When Shakespeare heard these people's words, he couldn't help but have a headache, coughed lightly, and said, "Whatever you are arguing about, cut down the tree for me!" ”
When they heard Shakespeare's words, they were shocked and asked, "Cut down the tree?" Why cut down trees? ”
"Tell you to go quickly, what are you talking about!"
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