Chapter 215: Christmas Syndrome: The First Round of Stimulation from Lao Xi
At 4:30 p.m., the train from Kiel to Berlin stopped at Berlin train station on time. [ads:This site has a new URL,Shorthand method:,.]
Chen Dao walked out of the platform with four attendants, and found the two cars sent by Goering to pick up the station.
Twenty minutes later, in the living room of Karin Manor, Goering enthusiastically opened his hands and gave Chen Dao a bear hug, then shook his head and sighed: "Amy and Margaret and I will not go home for Christmas no matter how much you invite you, the Führer ordered you to appear in front of me immediately, it seems that the Führer has surpassed me in your heart, and your behavior has deeply broken my heart, do you know?" ”
As Goering spoke, Chen Dao keenly noticed that there was a sour smell all over Goering.
Mr. Ge actually ate Lao Xi's vinegar, which was really unexpected, and Chen Dao couldn't help but feel ridiculous.
There is no way, who let himself get this weird Christmas syndrome, he wants to cut a street with a knife at every turn, and in order to avoid losing control of his emotions and hurting the Goering family, he can only use thirty-six strategies to deal with it.
"What is the Führer looking for me? If I was asked to go back to Berlin the same day, did he want to invite me to dinner? Chen Dao said quietly.
"Don't hit theories with your dislocation in front of me, and don't think of digressing the subject. Margaret was disappointed and sad because you refused to spend Christmas at home, she thought you were avoiding her, she had already been home before Christmas, and it was hard to say if she would come back in the future. ”
Goering's face was unusually serious, quite like the head of a feudal family.
"I really have official business to deal with, and I'm not deliberately avoiding her." Chen Dao said.
"I'm busy killing chickens in the backyard of the cafeteria every day, uh, what's it called? 100 chickens chopped? It's a cool name, but what does it have to do with official business? Goering was very dissatisfied with Chen Dao's perfunctory behavior, and in one fell swoop debunked Chen Dao's prevarication.
Chen Dao was speechless for a long time, and then suddenly remembered something, glared at Goering and shouted, "Who told you?" You're sending spies on my side? You're going too far. ”
"Don't say it so badly, I'm your guardian, I have to know your every move, and I have to keep you safe." Goering said to Chen Dao with a natural look.
"I'm not a minor. What guardian do you want? ”
"If you're not married, you're not an adult, if you don't want me to continue to be your guardian, you can find a girlfriend to marry right away." Goering said-for-tat.
Chen Dao stared at Goering up and down for a while, then frowned and asked, "Is it really the Führer looking for me?" You're not lying to me, are you? ”
"Of course the Führer is looking for you. Do I need to lie to you? The Führer and we agreed at seven o'clock, and we set off after dinner. Goering said.
"Can we talk about business first, and talk about these personal issues later." Chen Dao said.
"Let's eat first, and then we go to the Prime Minister's Office."
At the dinner table, Goering babbled on and on about Margaret's virtues. There is a great posture for Chen Dao's arranged marriage.
Chen Dao was also helpless to a heavyweight "matchmaker" like Goering, and could only deal with it absent-mindedly.
Finally, after dinner, Chen Dao and Goering drove to the Chancellery on Voss Street.
Less than two minutes after the two men sat down in Hitler's office, Hitler walked into the house with his hands behind his back.
The moment Hitler walked in front of him, Chen Dao peeked at Hitler's left hand, and sure enough, he saw a slight tremor.
After exchanging a tacit glance with Goering, Chen Dao withdrew his gaze and said to Hitler: "Führer, Happy New Year." ”
"Hermann, Heinz, Happy New Year."
Hitler did not sit down, but leaned back at his desk and greeted Chen Dao and Goering warmly.
A few warm greetings. Hitler suddenly said, "I am happy, and you are happy, but some people are unhappy." ”
Chen Dao and Goering couldn't help but look at each other.
What kind of drama is Hitler going to put on? Why is it so yin and yang to speak.
"Heinz, you know what? For a single young lady, instead of spending Christmas with her parents, she goes to a stranger's house to spend Christmas with the man she likes. Do you know? If this matter were to get out, how much would it affect that young lady's reputation?
But what was infuriating was that the young lady had the courage to challenge the world's ideas and boldly pursue the man he loved. And the man she liked was very immoral and left her to hide. Do you know how much it hurt her?
Herman, what do you think? Hitler said menacingly, holding his arms.
"I despise that guy who doesn't have the courage, very much." Goering said, turning his gaze to Chen Dao.
"Heinz, what do you think?" Hitler also turned his attention to Chen Dao.
Under the watchful eye of the two bigwigs who hold the highest power in Germany. Chen Dao stubbornly said: "There is a reason for the matter, and you have no right to speak if you don't investigate." ”
"What is the reason? Running to the backyard of the cafeteria to kill chickens is the reason? You've let me down so much, Heinz. Hitler said dissatisfied.
It's really a good thing that doesn't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles, and even Lao Xi knew about it, Chen Dao suddenly sweated.
"What? Don't you want to say something? Hitler asked.
"I was wrong. I shouldn't run away. Chen Dao had to honestly admit his mistake.
"It can't be said that it's your fault, Herman and I really think about you. You and Margaret have only been together for a short time and don't know much about her strengths, so you have to give her a chance to get to know each other, and maybe you can walk into marriage hand in hand. Hitler assumed the posture of an elder and patiently enlightened Chen.
"Okay, I'll try to spend as much time as possible with her, so we can get to know each other better." Chen Dao said.
Hitler saw that Chen Dao's face was full of reluctance, and immediately pulled down his face.
"Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends, and I grant you two days off. At nine o'clock in the morning, you come to the Prime Minister's Office to pick up Margaret, and you go shopping together, you are not allowed to be late, this is the order. ”
"I will definitely come to the Prime Minister's Office on time." Chen Dao said absentmindedly.
"I'll oversee him coming on time." Goering made a promise to Hitler, and then slapped Chen Dao on the back: "Remember to be energetic when shopping with Margaret, don't always look listless." ”
Chen Daomu nodded.
After making trouble for a long time, I actually came back for this matter, and I thought something big had happened?
Even if it's Singles' Day, you can't work together to arrange a marriage. Especially Lao Xi himself is a senior bachelor in his fifties, what qualifications does he have to worry about the marriage of the younger generations in the bachelor world? If you have that energy, it's better to find a way to solve your singleness problem first.
Of course, Hitler couldn't hear the dissatisfaction in Chen Dao's heart, and said categorically: "This matter is so decided, let's talk about business." ”
Chen Dao and Goering immediately cheered up, and finally it was time for the main drama to be staged.
Hitler was silent with his arms folded for a few seconds. Eyes drift to the map on the wall.
"I recently had the idea that I would like to launch an attack on Russia this summer, tentatively in June, so that we have five months to prepare. Enough for us to be well prepared, what do you recommend? ”
Chen Dao felt a surge of hot blood rush to his brain, his scalp tightened for a while, and his hair stood on end.
Sure enough, it came true, and it was really a bad omen.
Goering's face instantly lost its color. Staring at Hitler in disbelief, apparently also shocked by Hitler's thoughts.
Chen Dao gritted his teeth to calm himself down, and then asked, "Our established plan is to deal with the British first, and then attack Russia, why did you suddenly change your mind?" ”
"In the present situation, the British have been greatly weakened, and if we launch another decisive offensive, the Churchill government may fall.
I think we should take advantage of this opportunity before the British surrendered. Stalin certainly thought that we would not launch an attack on Russia before the surrender of Britain, and we took advantage of this miscalculation of his to launch a surprise attack. Settle Russia in two months, three months at most, and then go back and launch a final attack on Britain, so that the war is over and we can get everything we want. Hitler said with a frown, as if he had won the final victory.
"Our Black Panther defense line has been repaired for almost a year, and if we launch a surprise attack on Russia, won't all the investment be wasted?" Goering said.
"Herman, you're wrong. The Panther line of defense will not be wasted, and having it can make our strategic deception of Russia more realistic. It can make our attack more sudden. When we end the war against Russia, all investments will pay off from the occupied territories. Hitler said.
Chen Dao saw Hitler's posture of winning with a chance to win, and his heart couldn't help but churn with blood and blood, and he couldn't wait to rush up and choke Hitler's neck and beat him violently to make him sober up.
Forcibly restrain your violent impulses. Chen Dao patiently said:
"The Russians are very strong, and their T-34 tanks are not only advanced, but also surprisingly numerous. Our army has not yet completed its rearmament, the air force is being transformed, and the Waffen-SS is also not ready, only the navy has some advantages over the Russian navy. The situation of war will certainly not be resolved in three months, and we cannot have any illusions at this point. ”
"It is precisely because of the strength of the Russians that we should resort to surprise attacks to make up for the gap in strength. As for what you said about the fact that the Deyankuai team is not ready, it is very easy to solve. We are not attacking today, but at least five months later. Five months is enough time for our army to rebuild. Hitler said.
"Based on my understanding of the current efficiency of the military industry, my military will definitely not be able to complete the transformation within five months. Even if the transformation is completed, it will not be possible to defeat Russia in three months, and then, winter comes, and the result is Napoleon. Chen Dao spread his hands and glared at Hitler and said.
Hearing the name "Napoleon", the muscles on Settler's face visibly twitched and twitched, and his emotions became agitated.
"Impossible, it took less than eight weeks for us to defeat the French and British expeditionary forces, and it is absolutely impossible for the inferior Slavs to survive three months under our attack, and even more so not to let us suffer the fate of Napoleon, you don't exaggerate their combat effectiveness, don't be alarmist."
Hitler's voice jerked up an octave and became unusually sharp.
"If I can predict the defeat of France in eight weeks, I can also predict that Russia will not be defeated in three months, and this matter is up to me."
Stimulated by Hitler's sharp voice, Chen Dao's blood and fire instantly filled every cell in his body, and he shouted to Hitler without showing weakness.
"What if I insist on doing this?" Hitler glared at Chen Dao and shouted.
Chen Daoteng stood up and shouted, "I can tell you very responsibly that this decision will be the biggest mistake in your life. ”
Hitler stood up straight, pointed his right hand at Chen Dao, and kept trembling, and was speechless for a while.
"Heinz, what are you doing? How can you talk to the Führer like that? Apologize quickly. Seeing that the situation was not good, Goering hurriedly stood up and played the round.
"Why should I apologize? The Führer is asking for my opinion, and of course I have to tell the truth, do you want me to give up my own opinions and become the kind of echo worm that only nods and says 'yes'? Chen Dao glanced at Goering dissatisfiedly and said angrily.
"Okay, you're very good, you're right, people have to be assertive, especially those in higher positions must be assertive." Hitler laughed when he heard Chen Dao's shout.
After a few breaths, Hitler suddenly asked, "Why are your eyes so red?" Don't look good either? Are you sick? ”
The span between Hitler's question and the previous discussion was too large, Chen Dao did not react for a while, and Goering hurriedly said: "Heinz is sick and is now recovering." ”
"What disease?" Hitler asked.
"The food during Christmas was too good, which caused high blood sugar, high blood lipids, high blood pressure, and red eyes because of eye congestion caused by excessive drinking, which is not a big deal." Chen Daomian said without changing his color and without a heartbeat.
"It's not a good thing to have this disease at a young age, your current image is not very good, don't intimidate Margaret when you are dating, find a way to recover as soon as possible." Hitler said with concern.
Chen Dao's mind crashed again.
is really worthy of being middle-aged in literature and art, the speed of this thinking is too fast, and ordinary people really can't keep up with his train of thought.
At such a time, he actually thought of Margaret first, and said that Margaret was not his illegitimate daughter? Eight or nine times out of ten, definitely.
Chen Dao tried his best to adjust his restless emotions, and then pulled the topic back on track.
"In short, my advice is to concentrate on dealing with the British first, and then attack Russia, avoiding fighting on two fronts."
Hitler's mood also returned to stability at this time, and he said lightly: "I will think about it again." ”
On the way home, Chen Dao and Goering sat in the back seat of the car silently, their faces unusually ugly.
For a long time, Chen Dao broke the almost frozen atmosphere in the car.
"I am not at ease with the Führer, and we must find a way to dispel this idea of him once and for all."
"Eastern Front, Dead Line. I also do not want a war with Russia at this time. I listen to you about the war, and you'd better come up with a solution within a week, otherwise it will drag on for too long, and I'm afraid something will happen. Goering said.
"Churchill's political vitality is really as tenacious as a cockroach, and if he hits him like this, he will not step down, are the pro-German factions in Britain all composed of war scum?"
"Now is not the time to talk about this, the Japanese diplomatic mission will arrive in Berlin tomorrow, and if it is necessary to stay in Berlin for a week, the Führer will certainly concentrate on receiving the Japanese mission, and will not think about attacking Russia for the time being. You'd better come up with a way to convince the Führer this week, lest the Führer suddenly make up his mind, and then we will be very passive. ”
"I'll give it a try." Chen Dao said weakly. (To be continued.) )xh118