Chapter 36: Rules
Worship heaven and earth, and then naturally enter the cave room.
Li Er said that everything is simple, but this is too simple, how worried is Li Er that Chai Lingyu can't get married?
Red candles, red clothes, red quilts, and a beauty, everything is almost as imagined.
The atmosphere was a little tense, Chai Lingyu was nervous, although she was in her twenties, it was the first time she had entered the cave room, and Cheng Chubi was also a little nervous, after all, he was also the first time to be a man.
"Do we have to talk about something?" Cheng Chubi looked at Chai Lingyu and asked, if there was such a beautiful daughter-in-law in the previous life, how many people would have to envy him? You must know that the beauties in this era are all natural, and the collagen on their faces is definitely not comparable to those artificial beauties in later generations.
"Well, we have to have a good chat, since you have entered Ben General's house, then you are Ben General's person, Ben Jiang has to set certain rules with you." Chai Lingyu stood up, then walked up slowly, and said, "Article 1: In the future, I will have the final say in this family!" ”
Domineering, quite domineering!
"Article 2: At home, everything has to be done by Ben General, Ben will say whatever he wants, you can't object!"
"Rule 3: Ben will not like the things in the housekeeper, so you have to take care of the things in the house."
"Article 4: Ben will not like men to drink flower wine, if you drink flower wine, don't blame Ben will be unkind to you."
"Article 5: Ben Jiang is the general of Datang, so even if Ben General marries you, Ben General will not resign, Datang needs it, Ben General will still lead his troops straight to the frontier to kill the enemy."
“……”
"Article 99: You have to follow the general's outing, you have to obey the general's orders, you have to blindly obey the general's mistakes even if the general, you have to wait for the general's dressing up, if the general wants to spend money, you have to be willing to do it, the general is angry, you have to endure it, and you have to remember the general's birthday."
"Article 100: Ben will like to practice martial arts, so you have to accompany him, even if you don't like it, you have to watch from the sidelines, wait, wait. Okay, the conditions of this general have been raised, now let's talk about your conditions, since we are married, we will live together under the same roof in the future, first set up a rule, okay, the conditions of this general have been raised, what conditions can you mention with this general. Chai Lingyu said with a smile.
Cheng Chubi couldn't help but roll his eyes, you said so, I still mention a fart? Is this a daughter-in-law or an ancestor?
quickly took off his clothes, and then lay directly on the bed, and said, "I have one condition, you sit up by yourself and move by yourself!" ”
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In the palace, Li Er's brows were furrowed tightly, although the night was already dark, he still hadn't fallen asleep, and a plump palace maid was waiting beside him.
"Mei Niang, how deep is it now?" Li Er asked lightly.
"Back to Your Majesty, it's time now." The slightly chubby woman replied gently.
"Then there should be news." Li Er said lightly.
At this time, there were footsteps outside, and then I saw Li Zhong walking in from outside.
"Back to Your Majesty, General Cheng is back." Li Zhong walked in and bent down to salute.
"Invite him in."
"Yes!"
A few minutes later, Cheng Yanjin, who was dressed in armor, walked in from outside, with blood still low on the armor, and a murderous aura.
"Meet Your Majesty!"
He walked over to Li Er's side and knelt down on one knee.
"Get up and talk back."
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
"Got the rest of your way?"
"It's clear, it's the remnants of the former Sui, and we also caught a few hidden prince remnants in the middle, and these people have some shadows of the family behind them, aren't we?" Cheng Biting Jin made a head-killing gesture.
"It's these guys again, do they really think I'm old, do they really think my knife is not good?" Li Er's eyes were full of murder, and he held his hand tightly.
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At the same time, in an inn in Chang'an City, the smell of alcohol was soaring.
In one of the rooms of the inn, there were already a lot of wine vasks on the ground, and the air was filled with the thick smell of wine and resentment.
"The east wind blooms thousands of trees at night, and the stars are blown down like rain, the BMW carved car is full of incense, the phoenix flute is moving, the jade pot is light, the fish and dragon dance all night, the moth snow willow is golden, the laughter is full of dark incense, the crowd is looking for him thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, the person is there, and the lights are gone." As soon as she had finished singing, she raised the jar of wine in her hand, and when she looked up, she saw the wine gurgling into her mouth like spring water, swallowing it in one gulp, and then laughed out loud, as if she was crazy.
The crowd looked for him thousands of times, and suddenly looked back, but the man was there, and the lights were dim. The crowd looked for him thousands of times, and suddenly looked back, but the man was there, and the lights were dim. But the man is there, in the dim light! Hahaha......"
Smiling and smiling, her eyes were already full of tears.
The heart hurts, it hurts, the heart hurts so much that I can't breathe, I can't find the traces you left behind......
Outside, a pretty figure looked at the crazy appearance of the shadow inside the room, holding her sword tightly, and her eyes were full of murder.
"No, I must kill that bad man, I must kill him!" The girl said viciously, turned around and walked outside, but a figure flashed, blocking her figure.
"Don't mess around, tonight Jin Wuwei is full of arrests on the street, it looks like it's coming at us, don't go nonsense!" The female Taoist aunt stopped her, her brows furrowed slightly.
"Be quiet these days! Recently, Chang'an has not been peaceful, and you must not fold yourself in! ”
……
A night of spring breeze, naturally needless to say.
Now that he has accepted his fate, Cheng Chubi naturally will not refuse, and this daughter-in-law is quite beautiful, and she will not lose money anyway. Finally, I don't have to be a boy chicken! In his previous life, Cheng Chubi was also a literary student when he was a student, but unfortunately, my sister likes other boys who can play the pipa, not boys who can play the pipa.
When he woke up the next day, Cheng Chubi felt that his waist was about to be sore, and it seemed that he had to find a few pig kidneys to make up for himself, looking at the woman next to him, Cheng Chubi pushed him and said, "Get up, go back with me to my mother and father to say goodbye." ”
"Greetings?"
"Nonsense, do you want them to come and say hello to you? Let me tell you, since you have entered the door of Lao Cheng's house, you are a member of Lao Cheng's family, don't put on your general's posture in Lao Tzu's house, and don't do the same thing as Lao Tzu and a man in the future......"
However, before Cheng Chubi's words were finished, he felt a force coming from his buttocks, and then his figure flashed, and the whole person fell to the ground.
"You murdered your husband...... Cheng Chubi couldn't help yelling.