Chapter 26: I can't hold it back

So I saw Xiao Nansheng suddenly flying, and then a gorgeous half-spin.

The blades slashed the throats of the three men.

Immediately after that, the three of them entered the palace of Hades.

Xiao Nansheng grinned slightly, and said with a little conceit: "How can you have a feeling of a villain?"

Generally, the protagonist should be Mao An, who has the feeling of the Virgin, right? ”

After speaking, Xiao Nansheng immediately shook his head violently.

Then he whispered: "Even if it is a villain, it is the most handsome villain, the longest-lived villain." ”

After speaking, I saw him hurriedly return to Mao An's side.

Mao An was waiting a little impatiently: "Why did you go for so long?" ”

Xiao Nansheng turned around, then turned his back to Mao An and said, "Aren't I having diarrhea!"

Naturally, it will take a little longer. ”

Hearing Xiao Nansheng say this, Mao An did not refute it.

Just keep turning and walking forward.

After Mao An turned around, Xiao Nansheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

With Mao An's temperament, if he knew that he went back to kill people by pulling poop, what might it be!

At this time, Xiao Nansheng suddenly couldn't hold back and secretly sighed in his heart.

The previous Xiao Nansheng was really taught by Mao An.

The kindness of a woman, and blindly only know how to be a righteous person.

To put it bluntly, it's a stupid and sweet character!

When he and Mao An returned to the town, they became much more cautious.

This time they didn't have a guest house in the open.

Instead, he chose to live in Jing Chi's house, after all, no one would have thought that there would be anyone who would dare to live in Jing Chi's house now!

Late at night, Xiao Nansheng suddenly took advantage of Mao An's inattention and then turned out of the yard.

He walked all the way through the eaves like a nimble cat.

Soon jumped to the mansion of the Tao lord.

I really have to say that this Tao-sama's mansion is really dilapidated.

If you compare it with Jing Chi's family, it's just a shame that it's better than Jing Chi's family.

If you just look at this house, this Lord Tao is really a good official who is honest and merciful to the people!

But in the end, it's not a human-faced beast.

Xiao Nansheng touched Lord Tao's bedroom all the way and listened to the even snoring sound inside.

He suddenly had a plan, only to see him grin wickedly.

Then he banged on the window, first five or six times.

Until the snoring in the house becomes weaker or even disappears.

Only then did he learn the appearance of the ghosts in the TV series, and made a fluttering appearance in front of the window.

Finally, he said to the room in a ghostly voice: "Master Tao, I died so unjustly!"

They cut me with knives, and it hurt me so much! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a woman in the room was heard screaming.

Immediately afterwards, I heard Master Tao's voice tremble and say with a slight roar: "Who? Who would dare to come to me and pretend to be a ghost? ”

Xiao Nansheng saw that it had an effect, and then continued: "Master Tao, I'm Jing Chi!

It's so cold down there, it's dark, you can't see anything.

Will you come down and accompany me? ”

Although Xiao Nansheng's acting skills are a little rotten, he can't bear the guilt of Lord Tao himself.

Then I heard the sound of the deadbolt being pulled inside the door.

Then I saw Master Tao rushing out with a long sword.

But he didn't see anyone, and the woman behind him cried even harder.

Master Tao immediately turned around, closed the door again, and then roared, "How sad is it?

I'm not dead yet! ”

The woman was yelled at by Lord Tao like this, and she didn't dare to say more, and silently returned to the bed.

With his back to Lord Tao, he sobbed silently.

Master Tao himself stood at the door, and the sword in his hand was held tightly by him all the time.

But being so frightened by Xiao Nansheng that he peed his pants on the spot.

Xiao Nansheng leaned on the roof, looking down through the moonlight, with a hole the size of a tile.

I almost couldn't hold back my laughter for a while.

Fortunately, in the end, he held back, and Master Tao went to bed and took off his pants, and was about to lie down again.

But the woman suddenly sobbed, turned to look at his disheveled appearance, and said, "Old and improper."

When did this happen, you almost scared me to death just now, you ...... Still thinking about this? ”

When Master Tao heard this, his face turned blue and red for a while.

Master Tao roared, "Sleep your sleep, right?"

Where did so much speculation come from. ”

After saying this, Master Tao also lay down.

With his back to the woman, he snored again.

Xiao Nansheng suddenly laughed again, and then left the Tao Mansion with another jump.

When he sneaked back quietly, Mao An happened to be sitting at the door of the room.

Looks like I'm waiting for him on purpose!

Xiao Nansheng pursed his lips a little nervously, then looked at Mao An and said, "What kind of master!"

Why don't you sleep? Sitting here in the middle of the night and watching the moon? ”

Mao An was silent, but just looking at his expression seemed a little wrong.

Xiao Nansheng instantly felt bad in his heart, and his first feeling was that Mao An was very likely to know that he had killed those three people during the day.

Sure enough, the next thing I heard Mao An say: "Why did you kill them?" ”

"Master...... How do you know? ”

"I knew from the beginning that I went to Tao Mansion just now, right?"

When Xiao Nansheng heard this, his eyes immediately widened.

Xindao: This person can't read minds, right? Why can't he hide anything from him?

Although he thought so in his heart, on the surface, Xiao Nansheng still had to laugh and say: "Let them do all kinds of harm and no benefit."

Master, you see, one of them was directly sent by Qian Xun, and the other two were from this town.

I guess it has a lot to do with the tavern shopkeeper.

But we should also know that the tavern keeper actually has a lot to do with Lord Tao.

Let them go, and not only will Kyoto be startled, but it will also be the case here.

When the time comes, we will be even more passive, don't you say, master? ”

After speaking, Xiao Nansheng had already knelt in front of Mao An.

is also very flattering for Mao An's legs, you must know that he has never tried so hard to please someone!

Mao An glanced at Xiao Nansheng, and then said in a low voice: "I naturally know what you said.

But the morality of the rivers and lakes is that the husband is a good man.

We said we were going to let them go, but you went back and killed them.

Isn't that unfaithful? ”

Xiao Nansheng continued to laugh and said, "Master, you are wrong!"

Jianghu morality is to be talked about with those who can preach Jianghu morality.

It's not okay for these people, and they can be treated in the way of others.

Judging the situation and improvising is the right thing to do.

Otherwise, we will only have to be manipulated by the enemy. ”

Mao An was stunned and looked at Xiao Nansheng, who was eloquent in front of him.

For a moment, he felt that he was very strange, as if he was really just a stranger with the same face as Xiao Nansheng.

Xiao Nansheng didn't continue, because he also knew that talking too much would not be of much benefit to him.