Chapter 186: He's Good for You, It's Good for You (11)
The night owl looked at Liu Yuhan in shock and said, "Teacher Liu, you won't want to eat me tonight because of my too handsome performance on stage that night, right?" ”
"I can tell you, I'm not that casual."
Liu Yuhan pouted and said: "Of course you are not a casual person, because you are not a person when you get up casually, your parents said that you have not been there for so many days, and they still think that there is something wrong with our relationship, so we made something delicious tonight, let us go back." ”
Night Stalker sighed, "It seems that I'm getting farther and farther down the road of pretending to be a boyfriend, just like the real thing." ”
"Teacher Liu, or let's do it really, I'm so tender, you eat me, I won't dislike your old cow for eating tender grass."
Liu Yuhan's face turned red and said, "You are only an old cow." ”
The night owl said in a low voice: "Pay attention to the image, this is at school, and if the students see it, they will think that you are not a quality teacher." ”
"Hmph." Liu Yuhan pursed his lips and said, "I don't want to tell you, let's go in and study on your own, there will be a hospital chief doctor to demonstrate the surgery class to you in the next class." ”
“ok。” The night owl walked into the classroom.
Today's classes are relatively full, and the night owls also follow their classmates to class, this kind of quiet day, it's not bad.
Tonight, the night owl is going to Liu Yuhan's house as a guest, pretending to be her boyfriend.
Last time, I ate her tofu anyway.
Thinking of Liu Yuhan, the No. 1 breast god of Jiangcheng University, and the breasts that countless men longed for, I actually touched it.
Thinking of that kind of touch, the night owl's heart was crooked.
I hope this pretending boyfriend will quickly make it come true.
Now that the kidneys have mutated, it's really hard to have no woman output.
The second child rebelled against the night owl all day long, raised the flag to protest, and the night owl was also a pain in the egg.
Just then, the night owl's cell phone rang.
When the night owl saw it, it turned out to be Miao Xiong.
The night owl answered: "Hey, Miao Bureau, what's wrong?" ”
Miao Xiong said: "Can't I call you if it's okay?" ”
The night owl smiled and said, "Of course, I want to be a sister, you bothered to compensate my sister." ”
"Lao Tzu will compensate you for my daughter, what do you want?"
"Cut, I didn't see your daughter either, who knows if she's a dinosaur, if there's a fart, let it go, I'm busy here."
The night owl and Miao Xiong are very familiar with each other, so the two talk very casually.
"Didn't I promise you to help you investigate the secret of your parents' deaths? Based on the clues you told me, I found out the whereabouts of the man in black who killed the dark monster that night. ”
"What!"
The night owl frowned and said, "You found it?" Where is he? ”
Miao Xiong took a deep breath and said, "He is the person behind the Black Tiger Gang, an underground force in the southern district of Jiangcheng. ”
"Black Tiger Gang? Hehe, that's good, when I'm done here, I'll come over to you and ask you about the details. ”
"Okay."
The night owl hung up the phone directly, because Liu Yuhan walked down from the outside of the office building.
Liu Yuhan walked to the night owl and said with a smile: "Let's go, my car is over there." ”
Then, the two got into the car, and the night owl looked at Liu Yuhan who was driving in the co-pilot, and sighed: "Teacher Liu, why do you say you are so beautiful?" ”
Liu Yuhan smiled confidently and said: "Born beautiful, no way, envy?" ”
The night owl nodded and said, "Envy, be my girlfriend." ”
Liu Yuhan's face turned red and said: "Night owl, I'm your teacher, are you pretending to be a boyfriend and addicted?" ”
The night owl smiled: "Yes, such a beautiful teacher, who doesn't want to be your boyfriend, you see how many flowers and plants around you, with me, they won't dare to provoke you, tell you, it's very happy to be my woman." ”
Liu Yuhan said: "When you men started to bubble girls, who didn't say that you have to be good to women for a lifetime, but as a result, as soon as the freshness passed, they were stealing outside." ”
"I'd rather believe a dog's mouth spitting ivory, and I wouldn't believe what you men say."
The night owl said sadly: "Teacher Liu, you hurt me, laugh it off!" ”
In the elevator, the night owl stretched out his arm and said, "Teacher Liu, now that you are my girlfriend, come on, don't be shy." ”
Liu Yuhan glared at the night owl and took the night owl's arm.
The night owl stretched out his hand and put it on the back of Liu Yuhan's hand, and his fingers stroked it gently.
Mr. Liu's hands are so delicate and tender.
Liu Yuhan's delicate body trembled, her eyes stared at the night owl tightly and said, "What are you doing?" ”
"We are boyfriend and girlfriend, your parents are so sophisticated, we were almost debunked by them last time, so, we must be intimate and seamless, otherwise it will be a dereliction of duty for me to pretend to be a boyfriend, I have an advantage, that is, I like to do one thing perfectly." ”
Liu Yuhan glared at the night owl fiercely.
The two had just stepped out of the elevator, and the night owl saw Liu Yuhan's parents looking outside in the distance.
The night owl immediately slapped Liu Yuhan on the buttocks.
Syllable!
Liu Yuhan's delicate body trembled, and goosebumps broke out all over her body!
His face turned red.
She looked at the night owl and whispered, gritting her teeth, "What are you doing??? ”
The night owl said with a righteous remark: "Teacher Liu, your parents are watching over there, so it seems that we are affectionate, quickly hold my arm and be intimate." ”
Liu Yuhan was about to blow up.
She grabbed the night owl's arm, pinched the night owl's waist tightly and said, "I'll settle accounts with you when I go back!" ”
However, the night owl actually stretched out his hand behind Liu Yuhan, grabbed a handful and said, "If you still don't let go, I will start pinching too!" ”
"You!"
Liu Yuhan suddenly felt that he was looking for a night owl to pretend to be a boyfriend and get on a thief ship.
The night owl smiled from afar and said, "Auntie, uncle, why are you standing outside?" ”
Liu Qingyun's face sank and said: "What are you calling uncles and aunts, calling your parents!" ”
The night owl had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Mom and Dad, then let's go in, I heard Yuhan say that you made something delicious, I'm really hungry now." ”
Mother Liu smiled and said: "Don't worry, make sure you are full of food and drink, your father went to buy bullwhips, horse whips, and tiger whips, and he said that you young people consume so much every day, so you should eat more of these big tonic bodies." ”
"Poof!" The night owl almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
What is this?
When I entered the room, it was very fragrant, and I saw that on the table, the bullwhip and horse whip were cut into slices, and it looked very appetizing.
Liu Yuhan blushed beside him and said, "Mom and Dad, what are you doing with these things, are they dirty." ”
Mother Liu smiled and said: "Yuhan, you don't understand, men have to eat these, you can't think about them paying for you all day long without stuffing nutrition, right?" Mom told you that you have to buy more of these for the night owl in the future, and you will be good to him. ”
"......" The night owl secretly gave Liu's mother a thumbs up, how did he feel that Liu's mother's words seemed to be an advertising slogan for a health care product.